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Welcome, students of Raviolipixieology, I am Professor Sunshine, and this is RAVIOLI ACADEMY. Here you will stay for eleventy weeks until only one remains. This person is our graduate and will recieve his or her Certifricate of Raviolipixieology and PTEOM! (Permission to Experiment on Monkeys) The rest of you have to keep going to school to get your PTEOM! BWAHAHA!!!!!!

(NOTICE: This camp will have art, writing, and roleplaying challenges. It will run on a cycle of art challenge, then roleplaying challenge, then writing challenge.)


New 2012 Summer Session now accepting applicants.

Contact: pastapasta.phd@gmail.com


Financial Aid is limited.

Teachers

(Just so you know, some of them are played by none other than me, Sunshineandravioli!)

Professor Sunshine- Main teacher, runs the school, comes up with challenges.

Student Teacher Sunny D- Student teacher, Sunshine's "son", runs some challenges.

Cafeteria Worker Ravioli- Sunshine's twin sister, got suckered into running the cafeteria, fairly antisocial.

Dr. Pasta-Pasta- New President of Ravioli Academy, little is known

Students

NEW SUMMER SESSION 2012!!

Accepting applications from prospective students.

This may proove to be an exciting summer.

Contact Dr. Pasta-Pasta with applications.

pastapasta.phd@gmail.com



SIGNUPS ARE CLOSED!!!!! Thanks to all who joined, and good luck!

TDI19- THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!! EXPELLED DAY 5

Ezekielguy-Ahh I'm gonna eat RAVIOLI!!!! EXPELLED DAY 8

Sorrel- you can;t start without your BFF sunshine (JK actually i guess) EXPELLED DAY 7

Anonymos- I'm anticipating to see what Sunshine will think of for challenges! EXPELLED DAY 6

Nalyd - This isn't Harvard, is it? EXPELLED DAY 9

thebiggesttdifan-I got an associates degree in another ravioli academy but that's too suckish, so I'll try here! EXPELLED DAY 1

Turnertang - I can't wait to see what Sunshine does.

Tdi - Raviloi is cool. Even though I don't eat a lot......

Sprinklemist - I'm only here because I want to experiment on monkeys. EXPELLED DAY 10

2-D (Codaa5) - If I win do I get wings?EXPELLED DAY 2

RockSK8R(RSk8)- Yay ravioli! EXPELLED DAY 3

Zakkoroen - (a ravioli life for me! yo-ho!)EXPELLED DAY 4

Redflare DROPPED OUT DAY 2

Dorms

Two to a dorm! Sign up here!

Nalyd and Sprinklemist

Jack and Ezekielguy

Sorrel and Anonymos

Zak and TDI19

Day 1

Chat

('Till May 2, when the challenge will start)

Professor Sunshine: Greetings, pupils! Welcome to Ravioli Academy! Where logic is a thing of the past!

Ezekielguy: YAYYY!!!!!

TDI19: Hi, Professor Sunshine! How are you?

Ezekielguy: Ravioli, Oh Ravioli! I'm-a gonna eat it WHOLEY!!!!

Sorrel: *gives sunshine a can of ravioli* i wanna A!

Ezekielguy: Well, I'm her apprentice and I gave her her son! Wait, where is your son? He's here, isnt he?

Nalyd: *confused* I think I'm at the wrong school.

Sunshine: *stares at Nalyd* What's with the sane guy?! And Zekie, Sunny D's getting me donuts right now.

Zeke: DONUTS!!!!

TDI19: OK, that is very creepy Ezekielguy. I agree Nalyd.

Nalyd: So does this school have dorms or do we go home after school?

thebiggesttdifan: So when are classes?

Sorrel: we have dorms!

Zeke: Sunshine, they don't know who Sunny D is! IT'S TIME FOR THE SUNNY D SONG!
Sunny D

SUNNY D!

Sunshine: YEAH!!!! ...dangit I forgot the words again.

Zeke: No, it's fine I'lll lead you!

Who is he?

Sunny D!

Sunshine-Duncan BABY!!!

It's the Sunny D song!

Nalyd: *goes to his dorm* Cool. No roommate!

Sunshine: Uh, Nalyd, you sure you want that room?

Nalyd: Why not?

Sorrel: maybe i m you roomate JUST KIDDING

TDI19: I wonder who I am rroming with?

Anonymos: I'll volunteer to room with myself!

Zekey: (Pops out of anonomou's drawers) HIYA, ROOMY!!!!

Sunshine: Well, Nalyd...

Sunny D: *bursts in with donuts* I got the donuts! *stares at Nalyd* ...Why is he in my room?

Sunshine: Sorry, no takebacks.

Sorrel: *walks in TDI19's room* was up!

Zekey: I LIKE TO EAT I LIKE TO EAT EAT CHEESE AND RAVIOLI! I...

Nalyd: I'm not bunking with Mime Boy!

Zekey: HE's Sunshine's baby!

Sunny D: *tears form in eyes* W-what?

Sunshine: *covers his ears* Listen, Renrut, you be nice to Sunny D or I'll tell the whole world which TDI character you like...

Nalyd: *scared* I'll be good!

Sorrel: *snickers*

Zeke: Can I babysit him sometimes?

Sunshine: Good. *unconvers Sunny D's ears* Sunny D, this is Nalyd, he's studying at the academy and he'll be rooming with you for a while. Don't worry, *glares at Nalyd* he'll be nice. And it's okay Zekie, he's a big boy! He actually graduated last year and now he's a student teacher!

Sorrel: cool! so that means your older than me sunshine

Nalyd: *awkwardly* So Sunny D, have any hobbies?

Zeke: He likes to hit things!

Sunny D: Um, I do?

Sunshine: Well Sorrie, I am a pixie. Pixies age differently than humans and stuff.

TDI19: *stares at Sorrel* B-b-but. I am a boy! You are a girl! That is not good!

Sorrel: i know but theres no other room since im angel ill dissapear in the clouds!

Zeke: Who am I rooming with?

TDI19: OK, we will get along!

Nalyd: *laughs at TDI19, then turns to Sunny D* You're a boy, right?

Zeke: No he's a ravioli pixi it's a new gender. Now who am I rooming with?

TDI19: You shouldn't laughing Nalyd!

Nalyd: At least you're dorming with a *stops, remembering the threat*

Sunny D: ? And yes, I'm a guy.

Sunshine: Students are still applying!

Sorrel: Who are we rooming with!

Zeke: Yes who just tell us! And more importantly... who are YOU rooming with? (XD)

Sorrel: me? IDK yet

Zeke: I was asking Sunshine.

Sunshine: I'll decide when all the students have applied. And I'm rooming with Duncan, once I find him. *pulls out megaphone* YOU HEAR ME, DUNC? I KNOW YOU'RE HERE SOMEWHERE!!!!

Sorrel: can;t wait

Zeke: Well, Duncan's not here so mighty's well go with me.

Sunshine: ...um, wow, awkward. o.O

Zeke: C'mon, Sunny. (He drags her by her apron into the biggest dorm.)

Sunshine: *slaps him with her ravioli wand* Dude, I'm a teacher!!! XP

Zeke: Aw... C'mon Sorrel! (Drags her in.)

Sorrel: where am i going

Zeke: The biggest dorm in DE HOUSE!!!

Sorrel: oh!

Zeke: You and me, babe!

Sunshine: I'm... gonna pretend I didn't hear that...

Sorrel: right!

Zeke: Whatever!

*They step in to the room, and kissy sounds can be heard when they step in.)

TDI19: WOW! I never thought those two would be together! Don't go ANY further than that please... guys.... seriously.... *slaps forehead*

Turnertang: (Walks in) Did I miss anything?

Matt: Mmm.... Mmm.... Mmm....

Sorrel: yep...

Sunshine: No, but I need your help. *hands him a fire extinguisher and points to Zeke and Sorrel's room* Go in there and spray them with this. NOW.

Matt: Mmmmm.... M... Oh yeah...

Sorrel: wait *flies to sunshine* OMG *runs quickly*

Zeke: (Runs after her)

Sorrel: *runs back to matt* oh hi!

Sunshine: *sprays Matt and Sorrel with fire extinguisher* That was fun ^^

Zeke: Oh, hey were all wet. (pauses and then begins makingout with her again)

Sorrel: *continues*

Zeke: Oh, yeah... Mmmmm

Sunshine: Maybe I didn't use it right... *smashes fire extinguisher over Zeke's head*

Turnertang: What a great host.

Zekey :Aughh.... Sorrel... Help me...

Sunny D: *watches the spectacle confused*

Sorrel: sunshine why did you do that!

Zekey: Ughh...

Sunshine: 'Cause you guys were honestly disturbing me a little...

Zeke: Buhh....

Sorrel: fine we'll stop fo now

Zeke: OK. Sorrel what could we do to...

Sorrel: to what?

Zeke: Heal my woons.

Sorrel: since im part angel and im maggically here *touches wounds and the heal*

Zekey: Magic.

Sorrel: yep

Sprinklemist: I was lost in this world until I found this camp. *cries, but the tears turn into butterflies*

Tdi: Wow O_0

Sunshine: New students! And one of them cries butterflies! AWESOME!!!!!

Nalyd: *is in room crying*

Sunny D: *walks in eating instant ramen and stares at Nalyd* O.O What's wrong?

2-D: Hola! :D

Sunshine: WHUZZUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorrel: can you set our dorms up cause im excited!

Sprinklemist: That's not a very good reason to set up dorms.

Nalyd: Thsi girl I like has a boyfriend! *keeps crying* (Please give me a dorm with soembody other than Sunny D. It really bugs me.)

Sorrel: who? nayld and sprinklemist dorms are amazing i gotta put up pictures of me homiez ^^

Nalyd: *between sniffles* Um thats not important.....

Sorrel: ya ok than hey anyway i bet you didn't know this *turns around and angel wings appear*

2-D: Who am I roomed with, ello?

Sorrel: ello???

Sprinklemist: Jell-O?

Sorrel: idk?

Sprinklemist: idp?

Sorrel: heh?

Sprinklemist: Huh?

Sorrel: *cocks head* ehh?

Sprinklemist: Egg?

SOrrel: lets talk about something else er... make any new friends?

Sprinklemist: I met a magical talking frog. We're BFFs.

Sorre: really wat's is name

(IS ANYONE ON STILL!!!)

Redflare: *Walks in* OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!! ITS HER!!!!!!!! *Points at sunshine* The duncan obsessed fairy that ate my only batch of cookies!!!!!

Sorrel: hey redflare was up!

Sprinklemist: I don't know its name. We're not that close.

Sorrel: ok^^

Zeke: Yay! All better!

Sprinklemist: That was a slow acting cure...
Ravioli Snake

Ravioli Snake! With Ravioli Scales and drinking tomato sauce!!!!

Sunshine: Come on, people! Applications in! Tommorow is the last day to apply, then I assign dorms and the semester starts!!!

Nalyd: *looking at Redflare* COuld it be??? Another sane person???

Sorrel: err.... ok anyway is it co-ed or not for dorms?

Redflare: If you could call yuorself sane, then yeah, there are two of us. *points up* Sane people don't cry.

Sunshine: Aaand... APPLICATIONS ARE CLOSED!!!! Be prepared students, the semester starts tomorrow! Right now, y'all can start picking dorms! Two to a dorm (one'll have to have three for now) and Sunny D and I are off-limits! (Just 'cause you were so nice to him, Nalyd XD) So... yeah! PREPARE FOR INSANITY!

Sprinklemist: I'll pair with whoever wants me in their dorm. (prepares to wait forever for anyone to comply)

Nalyd: I'm good with anyone too.

Sunshine: Hehe, I have the first lesson all planned... fire up your pencils, pens, or computer drawing systems!

Sprinklemist: *fires up computer art program* OMG! I started Paint on fire!

Nalyd: Adobe Photoshop 5.5 ready to go!

Zeke: Paint, booted up! I am on FIRE!!!!

Sunshine: Not to burst your bubbles, but the challenge is tomorrow. Unlesss you'd like a head start...

Sorrel:hey hguys and!

Anonymos: Hi! We're roomates!

Sorrel: ya

Zeke:ee, I wonder who I'll be paired up with...

Jack: I got roomed with Ezekielguy.

Zeke: Oh, hey, roomie! Howzit going?

Sorrel: you guys would be great roomates

Jack: Nothing but sometimes I stay up late and play guitar. If that starts to bother you, let me know.

Zeke: I play guitar too! and sing!

Sorrel: yea you guys would be great band mates!

Sunshine: *grabs megaphone and shouts into it at the top of her lungs* ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!!!!!!! YOUR FIRST CLASS IS BEGINNING NOW!!!!! REPORT TO THE ART ROOM IN FIVE MINUTES FOR YOUR ASSIGNMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns of megaphone* Whaddaya know, Chris was right. This thing rocks.

Ravioli gorrila

Anonymos' Ravioli Gorrila!

Class 1

Sunshine: *waits impatiently for students to arrive*

Nalyd: *runs in and come sup with a fantastic story about why he's late*

redflare: *Walks in* Sorry I'm late my tablet broke so now I haveto use mouse.

Sunshine: Yeah, yeah, next time you all get detention. Anyway, today's lesson is a study of ravioli creatures. Your assignment is to design, draw, and give me a picture of a ravioli creature! It can be anything! A ravioli-racoon, a ravioli-dragon, a ravioli-Nalyd (LOL), whatever! You'll be graded on appearance, believability, creativity, and humor! Once A) all the pictures are in, or B) May 15, I will grade each picture A-F! Anyone with an A is invincible, anyone with a B-C has passed, and anyone below a C is in danger of being expelled! NOW GET TO WORK!

Ravioli Turtle

Jack's Ravioli Turtle!

Jack: Here's mine!

Sunshine: Ooh! Nice! The ravioli works great as the shell!

Jack: What's my grade?
Raviolibob mis-shaped pants

Nalyd's Ravioli-Bob Weird-Shape-Pants!

Sorrel: kk i gotta make mine.


Zeke: Here!
Duncan Ravioli!!!

Ezekielguy's ravioli Duncan!

My kitty

ravioli kitty

Turnertang: Here is mine!
Ravoli duck

Turnertang's Ravioli Duck

Sunshine: Wow... I'm really impressed! I can't wait to see everyone's!

Tdi: I made mine!
Ravioli Girl

Ravioli Girl by Tdi

Sunshine: Ooh! I like it!

2-D: Can I make a Ravioli Pancake?

Sorrel: do you guys like mine??

Tdi: I like it. Do you like mine?

Sorrel: a raviloi chick!

Anonymos: I finished my Ravioli Gorrila!! The melted cheese is coming out of his ravioli head, fists and feet!!

Sorrel: you are great anonymos we should be in an alliance so we don't vote each other off

Anonymos: Thanks, Sorrel! We should be in an alliance!

Tdi: Nice pic, anonymos

Anonymos: Thanks, you too.

Nalyd: Do we vote for people, or does Sunshine decide? Sunshine? Which one?

Sunshine: Once either all pictures are in or the deadline above, I grade them. Anyone who's below a C failed. Then you guys vote for which one should be expelled.

Nalyd: Cool. I'm gonan survive this with NO allies! Is my pic good?

Sunshine: Is LOL!!!!

Nalyd: "Ravioli Nalyd"..... You could never capture my legendaryness in mere ravioli!

Sorrel: ya ok

Anonymos: Uh-hu..

Sorrel: this is fun!

Sunshine: These are all awesome! It's gonna be hard to grade them! *dies laughing at Sprinklemist's XD*

Sprinklemist: *Uses a defibrillator on Sunshine* Clear! *Zap!*

Sunshine: *whips out megaphone* ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!! THE CLASS ENDS IN THREE DAYS!!!!! ANYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE THEIR PICTURE FINISHED... WELL, YOU BETTER GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!! PIXIE OUT!!!!!!!

Zak:But I CAN'T do my picture! My program isn't working!

Sunshine: So there's absolutely no possible way to get a picture up? No scanner, no other program, nothin'?

Zak:We have a scanner, but it was split in half after it fell down the stairs.

Raviolicreature

Sprinklemist's Ravioli Guy

Sorrel: can't you grade ours for now.

Nalyd: Yay! 2 more days!

Sorrel: can't wait!

Sunshine: ...that's just... o.O Okay Zak, you're exempt from elimination... THIS WEEK.

Nalyd: Yay! Today's the day! (Y'all're (you all are) going down! LOL!)

Sunshine: *grabs megaphone* aaandd.... THE CHALLENGE IS CLOSED!!!! Grading will now commence!

The Grades

TDI19- I like it, actually! It's cute, believable, and the detail is incredible! I just wish you had worked the "ravioli" angle a bit more, as it looks somewhat like a normal snake other than the color. Overall, B+!

Ezekielguy-I think it's obvious you got full points for "creativity" and "humor"! Using the real ravioli was cool, but it also takes away from the believability once the Duncan was put on top. Overall, I liked it a lot! A-!

Sorrel- Don't get me wrong, I love this, it's adorable. I just wish you had done more than put a piece of ravioli on an animal. Still, it wasn't horrible, and I'm glad you made a picture UNLIKE SOME OTHER STUDENTS. You get a C!

Anonymos- This is really cool, actually! Very creative and good-looking. Did you draw that gorilla? I'm just a little bit taken aback by the orange. It reminds me more of macaroni than ravioli. Still, exellent work, you get a B!

Nalyd- Full points on the humor! Weird-shape-pants! LOL! However, it seemed a little simple, especially for someone with as much expertise in computer art as you. Still, it was very well done, and I like that you drew the whole thing. A-!

TBTDIF- No picture. Tsk, tsk. You'll get a detention next time... if you're here next time. F!

Turnertang- I love it, it's really cute and the colors fit well, but like Sorrel's, I wish you'd done a little more with it. Also, the yellow-on-white with no outline makes it tough to see. C!

Tdi- Simple, maybe, but I honestly like it. I can imagine someone making a little doll like that. Thus, very believable, cute, though I wish you'd gone a little more creative. Overall, nice work, you get a B!

Sprinklemist- I'll put this gently... ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!! I honestly love this! Simple yet creative, funny to the tenth degree, and believable- I can imagine this as a creepy mascot in some cheap theme park somewhere. Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of an A!

2-D- *looks around for picture* Nothing? 2-D, I'm disappointed. I can assure you if you're not eliminated, you'll get a detention if this happens again. F!

RockSK8R- Though a bit simple, I liked yours! Very believable with the ravioli shell. I also like how you added a background. Just maybe get a little more creative next time. B!

Zakkoren- F!!!! BUT, like I promised, you'll be exempt from elimination since you explained your problem. No more dropping scanners down stairs!

Redflare- That makes three of you up for elimination... yes, Redflare, thanks to your lack of participation, you are now the owner of an F!


Sunshine: Alrighty then! Congrats to everyone who PARTICIPATED. *glares at her non-participants* All of you are now free to hang until we vote for someone to be expelled. Except TBTDIF, 2-D, and Redflare. You three, you're coming with me to the detention room. Now SHOO! The lot of ya!

Post-Day 1

Chat

Nalyd: Can we vote now?

JAck: Does anyone wanna make an alliance with me?

Nalyd: Who are you voting for Jack?

Turnertang: We should vote for Redflare.

Nalyd: I'm voting TBTDIF.

Jack: Me too! He has something against me for some reason!

Sorrel: ill be in your alliance jack!

Turnertang: OKay I'll vote TBTDIF.

Sorrel: tbtdif 2-D and Redflare are my best friends!

Nalyd: Redflare is starting to scare me.... maybe I'll vote for him...

Anonymos: Yeah...

Nalyd: For the record guys, I'm NOT gay. IDK why Redflare is doing this...

Anonymos: Oh, I heard about that. I believe you, though.

Jack: Sorrel and Nalyd are with me. Anyone else?

Nalyd: I think I'm gonna vote Redflare.

Sprinklemist: TDIBF doesn't seem too involved in this camp, though.

Sunshine: Alright, alright, settle down. Let's go vote!

Detention Room

Sunshine: Welcome Redflare, 2-D, and TBTDIF. Take a seat. Now, while you're here, you can chat with each other and plead your case for staying to the challenge winners. *leaves*

2-D: I believe I should stay because I just went to put up my ravioli dude and I got a edit conflict! (Seriously! he's done!)

Redflare; I believe I should stay because I WILL do much better in the future. I thought it was due by the 25th not the 15th. I made a mistake. I have the picture half finished, but I hadn't scanned it or colored it yet. PLEASE SAVE ME! Its okay if you don't though. And Nalyd all I want to say that if I go, I will still love you my husband.(yes in a wierd way XD) And Jack if you save me I'll be in your alliance.

Vote

Sunshine: Okay! Now the people who didn't fail this class will place their votes for someone to be expelled. Once everyone (other than those in the detention room, y'all can't vote, just hope you're not eliminated and continue to plead your case) has voted, I will expel someone. NOW GET VOTING!!!!

Tdi: I vote TBTDIF

Nalyd: I am voting for Redflare. He's been kind of weird lately...

Sunshine: Anyone else? *crickets chirp* ...oh, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sprinklemist: I vote for thebiggesttdifan for not being too involved in this camp.

Turnertang: I vote for TBTDIF.

Sorrel: TBTDIF!

Zeke: TBTDIF!

Anonymos: I'm gonna have to agree with Sorrel and Zeke. TBTDIF.

TDI19: Agreed. Is not a productive student!

Sorrel: good job tdi19 you made the right choice!

Nalyd: *looks on awkwardly as TDBTDIF gets all the votes*

Jack: TBTDIF.

Zak:TBTDIF...

Nalyd: Red is cool now, can I change my vote?

Sunshine: No. Becuase... All votes have been cast! And the first to be expelled from Ravioli Academy is...

*long dramatic pause*

Thebiggesttdifan. Sorry, dude, but it looks like the sanity and smarts that get you so far in other camps have only brought your downfall here. Now, I know in most of these things, we send you down some pathway onto a nice slow ride where you can chew over your elimination, but here, we're a little different. WE CHUCK YOU INTO OBLIVION WITH A GIANT RAVIOLI CATAPULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tosses TBTDIF into catapult* Any last words? *before he can say anything, she launches the catapult, sending him far away* Okay, okay, nothing to see here. Back to the dorms, all of you are staying... for now.

Day 2

Dorms

(A chat area, in the dorms)

Zak:What a day! I spent 3 hours just finding this place. It's like Hogwarts, this school is.

*A white owl holding a letter flies by Zak*

Zak:What... the... hell.

Sunshine: You're the one who said it was like Hogwarts!

Zak:I didn't mean literally! What's next, Hagrid?

Turnertang: (Walks in) I would like you to meet my new friend Hagrid!

Hagrid: Yo, whats up?

Zeke: GAHH! No! I don't wanna go to hogwarts!

Zak:*Has a nervous breakdown* All this... for ELEVENTY WHOLE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!

Sunshine: HOW'D HE GET HERE??? *tosses Hagrid into the ravioli catapult and sends him away*

Zeke: HOORAY!!!

Turnertang: I also brought my other friends, Dumbledwarf and Ron.

Sunshine: *attempting to sing* RON! RON! RON WEASLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeke: *Pops up nude* DUMMMM-BLE-DOOR! HERMIONIE!!!

Zak:Harry Potter! Harry Potter! Umph! Harry Potter! Harry Potter! Yeah!

Anonymos: AIEE!! MY EYES!! (Shields eyes from Zeke's naked-ness.)

TDI19: Hey! IT'S VOLDEEEEEEEEEEMORT!!

Zak:ENOUGH!!!B *Glows bright blue, and when the light fades, all traces of Harry Potter-ness have disappeared*

Anonymos: That was weird...

Zak:*Faints*

Sunshine: Dumbledore? *narrowly avoids random falling anvil* GGGEEEOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nalyd: *in his dorm, meditating*

Lobby

(A chat area, in the lobby of the school)

Turnertang: is anyone else in this lobby?!?

Sunshine: Nope! *chucks raviolis at him*

Turnertang: (Catches it and eats it) Delicious!

Anonymos: (Blankly stares into space.)

Turnertang: YAY! Someone else is here!

Sunshine: All right! Time for your next class! Everyone to the science lab!

Nalyd: Guys, I say we vote Sorrel.

Sprinklemist: 2-D requested to be voted out, though.

Nalyd: Yes, but if we don't vote him out he'll just drop out this week. That way two people go.

Cafeteria

(A chat area, in the school cafeteria)

Ravioli: *muttering under breath* ...can't believe Sunshine suckered me into this...

TDI19: Can I have some ravioli please?

Ravioli: *chucks a bowl of ravioli at him* Now leave me alone.

TDI19: What the......... you know what? Someone needs counseling! *storms off, muttering*

Ravioli: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time...

TDI19: *sticks tongue at Ravioli* At least you make good ravioli!

Ravioli: *rolls eyes*

TDI19: Wait, why are you even here?

Ravioli Guy: *runs in* I should be safe here...

Outside School

(A chat area, outside the school)

Nalyd: *pops Sunshine's tires and runs away* IT WAS NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunshine: *watches Nalyd run by* What's his problem? I don't have a car! (LOL)

Detention Room

(For those up for elimination)

Sunshine: *drops Sorrel, 2-D, and RockSK8R off* Same rules as last time. *leaves*

Class 2

Sunshine: *waits impatiently for students to arrive*

Zak:'Allo!

Zeke: Awlright, Darling!

Sunshine: Who you callin' Darling, Darling? (XD That made no sense but XD)

Nalyd: *groggily wanders into the classroom and sits down. head slams onto desk*

Tdi: Oh shoot. I forgot my lasanga at home :(

Sunshine: *hits Nalyd over the head with a book* NO SLEEPING IN CLASS! I should give you detention, but I'm nice, so instead, I'll just hit you over the head with this book until you wake up. *hit hit hit hit...*

Nalyd: *mutters* "Go to the Ravioli Academy," they said.... "Your buddy Zekey will be there," they said...

Tdi: Excuse me? Can I go get my lucnh from home?

Sunshine: *in a poor imitation of Nalyd's voice* "Oh, Sunshine, come see me at Harvard! Don't worry, everyone will like you! You'll fit in fine!"...

Anonymos: (Arrives.) I'm here! Hold the applause! (Waits for applause.) Aw, you guys listened to me!

Tdi: Whatver *Sneaks out to get lunch*

Sunshine: *grabs Tdi* You can eat in the cafeteria after class. Right now, though, you have a task to complete!

Anonymos: Well, what is it? I haven't got all day!

Sunshine: All right! TODAY'S TASK IS BASED OFF OF SCIENCE CLASSES, EXCEPT WITH A RAVIOLI TWIST! YOU WILL HAVE TO CREATE SOME SORT OF DEVICE THAT WILL BE ABLE TO CREATE THE RAVIOLI CREATURE YOU DESIGNED DURING THE LAST CLASS! YOU CAN USE ANYTHING IN THIS SCIENCE ROOM! YOU WILL BE GRADED ON WHETHER IT WORKS OR NOT, YOUR PRODUCTIVITY, AND YOUR CREATIVITY IN DESIGN! EVERY STUDENT MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BY JUNE 2ND! IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED IT BY THAT TIME, IT WILL AFFECT YOUR GRADE! NOW, BEGIN!!!!! (Just so you all know, this is a role-playing challenge, ie you type out what you're doing instead of actually designing a device. I'll be watching closely, though...)

Anonymos: (Takes microscope.) I think I should find some use for this... this... whatever this is.

Tdi: *Grabs stuff* Hmmm. I need to make a laser that will trun a persons body into ravioli

Nalyd: *takes a pair of pants and starts pouring Ragu into a test tube*

Anonymos: Oh, I have an idea! (Shoves a gorilla into a microwave with a bowl of ravioli and turns it on. The microwave explodes.) That wasn't supposed to happen... I MUST FIND A STRONGER MICROWAVE!! (Searches the science lab.)

Zak:Waaaaaaaaaaaait a sec. I didn't make anything last time. What do I do?

Nalyd: *puts a sponge into the pants and hooks it to a wire. wraps it in pasta and attaches the wire to the Ragu*

Sunshine: Uhm... MAKE ME A DUNCAN CLONE! XD

Tdi: *Finishes* Let me test this. *Grabs a random girl and shoots her. She turns into chicken* Oops

Anonymos: (Pulls out a giant microwave.) FOUND ONE!! (Shoves the gorilla and the ravioli in it and turns it on.) Now we just wait...

Turnertang: Time to think! (Pauses) I got it! (Leaves and comes back with a hamburger) I love hamburgers!

Tdi: *Shoots random guy and turns him into Duncan* Oops

Nalyd: *turns on electricity as the sponge starts absorbing Ragu, laughs evilly*

Turnertang: (Finishes burger) Time to work! (Grabs a bunch of random stuff) Sunshine: *clings to random Duncan* EHEEE!!!!!!!! Extra points for Tdi! (Ha, joking, don't worry guys XD)

Zak:*Manages to scrap together a cloning device. At the last second however, Zeke bumps to machine, causing the process to go horribly, horribly wrong.*

Zak:Here! (Sorry, the cloning process went a little wrong)

(Sunshine: Thanks and all, but it's kinda a RP challenge right now. You have to RP-build a cloning device. Kay?)

Duncanclone11111

Duncan Clone! (That's right, I got a new program!)

Anonymos: (Takes a ravioli gorilla out of the microwave, and it melts.) Oh, dear... Maybe if I mix in some concrete! (Shoves a gorilla, ravioli and a random block of concrete into the microwave.) NOW WE WAIT MORE!

Tdi:*Shoots girl and she turns into Rihanna* oops

Sunshine: *laughs insanely*

Turnertang: This is to confusing! (Leaves and comes back with Phineas) Phineas help me build this!

Tdi: I got it now! *Shoots laser at dogs and turns it to ravioli* Yes! Now it has to work on people!

Turnertang: Phineas you are no help! (Throws Phineas) I got an idea! (Grabs some duck eggs)

Nalyd: *his experiment starts moving* ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ezekielguy's device nearly blows up and creates a fantastic musical sound!

Sunshine: *eyes water* What... what was that beautiful sound???

Zeke: ME!

Anonymos: (Takes a ravioli gorilla out of the microwave, it's wearing a wig and lipstick.) Umm, okay then... I HAVE AN IDEA!! (Staples the microscope to the microwave.) THIS SHOULD WORK!! (Throws the gorilla back in and starts the microwave.)

Nalyd: *experiment stand up and walks into a wall. Nalyd gives it googly eyes* Teacher! It's alive! *experiment falls to ground* Huh?

Tdi: *Shoots kid and turns into unicorn. * Oops

Sunshine: *pokes Nalyd's experiment with a stick, then gives him an apologetic look* I... I'm sorry Nalyd. I don't think he's... with us anymore... *eyes tear up a bit*

Anonymos: We are gathered here today in memory of Nalyd's peculiar ravioli experiment- (Microwave dings.) MY GORILLA!! (Runs to the microwave and opens it and the gorilla walks out.) YES!! FINALLY!! I KNEW THAT WHATEVER THAT THING WAS WOULD HELP!!

Sunshine: NONNY IS THE FIRST TO COMPLETE HIS EXPERIMENT! THE REST OF YOU, KICK IT INTO GEAR!!! And show proper respect for our fallen ravioli friend. *sniffle*

Zeke: I've finished! It's a ravioli bake oven! it turns ravioli in to anything!
Ravioli device

Zeke's entry!

Anonymos: (Stands there with a stupid expression on face, continuously poking the ravioli gorilla until it pushes Anonymos into a wall.) My goodness! Your a feisty one!

Sprinklemist: *begins work on extreme pasta maker*

(Sunshine: Zeke, it's a RP challenge. I like the design thingy, but you're supposed to RP building it.)

Zeke: OK. *Builds it by using musical particals and ravioli and oven stuff.* DONE!

Turnertang: (Makes ravioli juice and and injects it into the egg) When the egg hatches it should be a ravioli duck.

Sprinklemist: All finished... I wonder if it works...

nalyd: *experiment comes back to life and starts singing* TEACHER! *it drops before she sees it* Oh come on!

Sunshine: Boy who cried "ravioli"!!!

Nalyd: *experiment walks over to Sunshine and dances on her desk*

Sunshine: Oh, hello, little ravioli experiment! *turns back to Nalyd* Honestly, Nalyd, if you keep lying, no one will believe you when it matters!

Zeke: *Plays and sings "Left Hand Suzuki Method" On guitar.*

Nalyd's Experiment: *to the tune of Frosty the snowman* RavioliBob the Pasta Man! Was a mistake of anature they say! With a sponge for a brain and Ragu for blood and a ravioli soul! (LOL)

Sunshine: *applauds then turns back to Nalyd* Seriously, when will you learn your lesson?!

Zeke: *Claps* MORE SONG!!! *Foams at mouth* MORE!!!

Sprinklemist: *pushes button on pasta maker and Ravioli guy jumps out* It works! *leans on button as hundreds of Ravioli Guys jump out* Oh poo!

Zekey: *Pulls out guitar and plays* Dow now now now now now now!

Sunshine: Why are you goofing off, Zeke?! You're not done yet!!!

Zeke: Fine! *Installs a piece of ravioli, looks at keyboard options* Hmm... Chicken Form, Pumkin Form, Oh! Duncan form! *Presse Duncan form and a ravioli Duncan comes out!* Done!

Sunshine: Much better. *drools over Duncan ravioli*

Zeke: *Sings* Feel the impact! Katei de mai-nichi Gakushu-you no *record* wo kikase, Ongaku-teki *sense* wo takameru. Sensoo sou ii kedo Sou inyo to demo. The most important thing, is listening the recording of the music. It makes them get um musical sense - and, uh - this is the point of the... fast progress!

Nalyd: Do I get an A?

Zeke: *Dances*

Turnertang: (Egg hatches and ravioli duck pops out) It works! Now I have to make it a machine that does it automatically.

Sprinklemist: *eats extra ravioli guys* Mmm... Cheesy!

Tdi: ARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shoots girl and turns into ravioli girl* YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TDI19: OK.... *builds a ravioli chamber*

Turnertang: (finishes machine) I hope it works. (Presses button and a duck egg rolls and stops and a needle comes down and ejects the juice into the egg than it rolls into a time speed up box which makes the egg grow faster and then it comes out as a ravioli duck) It works!

TDI19: You see..... this machine has one chamber for the male animal, and one for the female. It extracts the chromosomes from each, and mixes it in with this ravioli in this middle chamber. Thus, it creates a ravioli creature. For example, my snake.... You can put tomato sauce on the ravioli for a animal that likes tomato sauce and butter sauce on it for a animal that likes butter sauce!!

Sunshine: I honestly have no clue what any of that meant, but if it works, great!

TDI19: For Sunshine...... Mom + Dad+ Ravioli + Sauce= Creature!!

Nalyd: Challenge done yet?

Sunshine: *yells through megaphone in Nalyd's face* YES, IT IS!!! THE CHALLENGE IS CLOSED!!! GO HANG OUT, GRADES WILL BE DONE SOON!!!!

2-D: Here's the plan: vote me out.

Sprinklemist: What, why?

2-D: CAUSE IT'S TORTURE HERE!

Sorrel: relazies she just misses a cahllenge* NO!!!!!!

Nalyd: Sorrel, I think it's you going... (Vote soon???)

Sunshine: TIME TO VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Grades

Sunshine: After a few days of me being busy/lazy, here are your grades!!! But first, a few announcements.

First of all, Redflare has decided to drop out of the academy. Couldn't handle the insanity, it seems!!! *chucks him in the ravioli catapult and sends him far away* Bye bye!!!

Secondly, I'd like to introduce a new tool used to weed out those of you not doing challenges- detentions. For anyone who does not participate in a challenge, they will not only be at risk for elimination that night, but they will recieve a detention. If you rack up three detentions, you are automatically eliminated from Ravioli Academy, no ifs, ands, or buts. Got it???

Now, onto the grades!!!

TDI19- Nice work. From those big scientific words, it looks like you knew what you were talking about!!! Very creative and realistic, I can imagine science someday using this to make real-life ravioli creatures. However, you didn't finish by actually making the snake, and you never mentioned exactly HOW you built the machine! These were your only drawbacks, and thus, you get a B!!!

Ezekielguy- Good work, you got it together and made a ravioli Duncan!!! However, I wish you'd put a little more effort into the RP making of the device. Next time (and this actually goes for a lot of you!!!) DOUBLE-CHECK THE DIRECTIONS TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO, AND ASK ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS!!!! Overall, a C!!!

Sorrel- NO SORRIE?!?!?!?! Tsk, tsk. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to give you your first detention, a potential elimination, and an F!!!

Anonymos- Nice work, in spite of the... erm... non-successes. The machine worked, it was creative, it made sense, and I love how you used that... that... whatever that thing is. And to top it all off, you finished first! Excellent job, you get an A!!!

Nalyd- Excellent work, Renrut! Very serious and on-task, as usual. Everything made sense and was very creative, and of course, it worked. And of course, you remembered the maniacal laughter!!! Bonus points for the song and dance! Congrats, you get an A!!!

Turnertang- Nice work on the Rube Goldberg-style machine! Very creative, and of course it worked! However, you were a bit off-task at the beginning of the class, and you never really mentioned how you built the machine. Overall, a B!!!

Tdi- In spite of the mistakes *pauses to give random Rihanna a glance* you did well! (Actually, all those mistakes were pretty darn funny XD) I mean, a lazer! Who woulda thought of that?! However, as with Turnertang, I wish you had mentioned exactly how you built the machine, rather than *grabs stuff and builds lazer*. Still, nice job, you get a B!!!

Sprinklemist- Considering what I eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, I think I need one of those extreme pasta makers... nice work, and quick thinking on getting rid of the extras! However, like many of the others, I wish you had said what you made it out of. Still, I liked it, it was believable, creative, and very entertaining! B!!!

2-D- TWO CLASSES WITHOUT AN ENTRY??? You're lucky I only started giving out detentions today. One detention and one F!!!

RockSK8R- YOU TOO??? Geez... one detention, one F, you know the drill.

Zakkoren- Glad you got the device together, and thanks for the Duncan pic. However, like Zeke, I wish you'd put more effort into your RPing, and next time double-check the directions!!! Overall, I'll give you a C!!!

Sunshine: Okay, so those of you who have C's and above, nice job, you are all safe. Sorrel, 2-D, and RockSK8R, please follow me to the detention room. The rest of you can hang out until we vote to expell someone.

Vote

Sunshine: All right, same rules as last time, everone votes and once all votes are in we expell someone. Today, you may vote for either Sorrel, 2-D, or RockSK8R. Start voting now!

Nalyd: I vote Sorrel

(sorrel: when did the challenge end? mhm so do i vote too?).

(Sunshine: On the third or fourth. And no, you can beg people not to vote you off though.)

Anonymos: I vote for 2-D.

(sorrel:oh)

(Sunshine: Um, you can't vote *points above* you can only beg people not to vote you off.)

(sorrel: sorry)

Sorrel:*mutters to herslef* i gotta convince anonymos to be in allinace with me *out loud* uh anonymos would you like to be in allinace with me?

Anonymos: I don't know. I shall consider it.

Sorrel;so is it a yes?

Nalyd: Guys, vote out Sorrel. She goes, then 2-D quits later this week! 2 down!

Turnertang: I vote for RockS8R.

Sorrel: no don't listen to him listen to me I befg you don't vote me off! PLEASE!Q

Sprinklemist: 2-D, I can't vote off someone over someone who requested to be voted off.

Sorrel:*mouths* THANK YOU!

Sunshine: Who let the strategy in??? Time to clean house! *smacks Nalyd with duster LOL*

Sorrel:*teis her hair up in a ponytail* ok

Nalyd: *rolls eyes* I'm here to win. Sunshine, can I change my vote? (I wanna vote 2-D so the vote can end sooner)

Sorrel:yes!

Tdi: I vote 2-D

Sunshine: Sure, Nalyd.

Sorrel:*smiles* yes!

Nalyd: Sorrel, I've spared you. This time..

Sorrel:this time eh but Thank you!

Sunshine: All right, I know I said we'll wait for all votes to be in, but not only are the majority of the votes against 2-D but he's personally requested I end the vote and send him home. So, the third person to leave Ravioli Academy is... 2-D. *shoves him into the catapult* Any last words?

Nalyd: *runs to catapult* 2-D, I'm sorry the game ended for you this way... You me could've been final two... But I would've won again. Good luck landing. *walks to dorms to take 2-D's stuff before janitors get there*

Sunshine: Reaaaal nice Nalyd. *catapults 2-D far away* Well, that takes care of that! *walks away whistling*

Day 3

Dorms

Nalyd: *is meditating*

Sprinklemist: *is playing the tuba*

Sunshine: TIME FOR CLASS!!!! EVERYONE TO THE MUSIC ROOM!

Lobby

Sunshine: *is randomly Caramelldansen*

Cafeteria

Ravioli: *makes pasta* One day, I will get back at Sunshine for this...

Nalyd: *before class* Ravioli? What are you doing here? *looks at clock* How about I come here after class, and we can hang out?

Ravioli: *shrugs casually* Sure, sounds cool. *in head* YEAH!!! Sunshine, I sort of forgive you for this!

Nalyd: *waves and runs to class*

TDI19: Hi Ravioli!!!

Ravioli: Aren't you supposed to be in class or something?

TDI19: Yeah, but I wanted to come in quickly beforehand and apologize for my rudeness yesterday.

Ravioli: Sure, sure.

TDI19: OK! Bye!!

Nalyd: *runs in* Ravioli! *hugs her* I can't believe you're here!

Ravioli: Weren't you in class? How did- *pause* Oh, right, Sunshine's your teacher. (LOL I'm so mean to myself XD)

Nalyd: (It's good to be able to laugh at yourself. I've nearly mastered that art. XD) I told her I was going to the nurse. So you doing anything tonight? We could get a bite, see a movie. Break some stuff. (XD)

Ravioli: Nalyd, I'm trapped in a school dedicated to teaching the art of ravioli serving cheap cafeteria food. Do you THINK I'm doing anything tonight? (LOL) If you meet me here after elimination, I'll bring you to where I'm staying. I've got some DVD's and popcorn, and a TV I stole from one of the dorms.

Nalyd: Cool, I gotta go back to class. See ya then! *runs off, slips on a puddle of Ragu* I meant to do that.... *limps back to class*

Ravioli: *holds back laughter*

Tdi: *Gets food and sits in the corner*

Nalyd: *comes in wearing a nice shirt, holidng flowers, waits for Ravioli*

Ravioli: *comes in wearing everyday outfit and stares at Nalyd* Okay, the fancy getup's a bit much, but you look good, Renrut.

Nalyd: Thought so. *puts on a hooide that he had next to him, magically* These are for you. *hands her flowers* So where are we going?

Ravioli: Well, weirdly enough, there was some sort of passageway inside the fridge to a secret part of the school. So, I've been hanging out there.

Nalyd: Cool. (LOL, get it? COOL! And its a fridge! XD) If you were anybody's sister except Sunshine's I'd be surrpised. Are we gonna go in?

Outside School

Tdi: *Plays The SIms 3 on his labtop*

Detention Room

(for after class)

(Sorrel: umm do i stay here)

(Sunshine: Yup.)

sorrel: i feel very bad

Class 3

Sunshine: *waits for students*

Anonymos: (Runs in.) I'm here Mrs. Sunshine!!

Nalyd: *slowly drags himself in* Oy vey, another day here...

Sunshine: I hope you've all got some musical talent, 'cause today's class will put your songwriting skills to the test!

Nalyd: Epic! I love writing songs! (I actually write parodies! I made "I kissed a girl" into "I kissed a girl and she slapped me" XD) Bring it Sunshine!

Anonymos: So, what's the challenge?

Sunshine: Allrighty, TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL BE TO WRITE A NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR THE LAND OF RAVIOI! THIS IS A VERY FREE CHALLENGE, YOU HAVE BASICALLY NO RESTRAINTS! IT MAY BE ANY LENGTH AND YOU CAN DO IT TO THE THEME OF AN EXISTING SONG IF YOU WISH! YOU WILL BE GRADED ON CREATIVITY, CATCHYNESS, AND IF IT RELATES TO THE LAND OF RAVIOLI! GOOD LUCK, IT'S DUE JUNE 22!

Nalyd: Can you describe the land of ravioli, por favor?

Sunshine: It's, um... *long pause* ...ravioli-ish. Oh, and everyone's pixies, there's tomato sauce instead of water, and all the animals are pasta-y.

Sorrel: great!

Zeke: Yay! This'l be fun!

Nalyd: *starts writing*

Nalyd: LOL, I love yours Zeke! Anybody like mine?

Anonymos: Turnertang, yours is hilarious!!!!!!

Zeke: I was laughing sick over Nalyd and Turnertang's!

Anonymos: Me too! Yours was really good too!

Zeke: Thanx! I loved yours!

Nalyd: If I get an F, I'm doomed.

Anonymos: You won't.

Nalyd: *shrugs* I hope so...

Anonymos: I wouldn't worry about it.

Nalyd: *remembers Ravioli* Sunshine, can I got to the nurse's office?

Tdi: I just thought of something... what if Sunshine doesn't like it and gives me and F!!!! And I'll get detention!!!! And I'll be eliminated and not be able to be expirementing on monkeys!!!!!! *Starts to panic*

Sunshine: *gives Nalyd a stare only a teacher can give LOL* ...fine. BUT HURRY BACK! And guys, quit panicking for crying out loud. I'm not that scary. XD *grabs megaphone* EVERYBODY HURRY UP WITH YOUR SONGS!!!! THEY ARE DUE BY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!! AND REMEMBER, THREE DETENTIONS AND YOU ARE OUT OF THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sees Nalyd limping in* I thought you said you were going to the nurse! *long pause* Wait a sec, I DIDN'T HIRE A NURSE! WHERE WERE YOU???

Nalyd: *runs back in with Ragu covring his back* I'm back, teach. (LOL, Sunshine. People fearing your opinion, you're ready to host TDAuthor! LOL)

Sprinklemist: D'oh! I knew that. I tried so hard to make it as accurate to Sunshine's story as I could, and messed up that one word... It can easily be replaced with Sunshine, though.

Nalyd: Guys, I say we vote for Sorrel. This is her second week in a row in the bottom three.

TDI19's Song

Hmmmmmm.... I have to think this one through....

OMG! I am having a tough time choosing a song.... too many options!! XD! I will get it up later today though!

OK... I finally chose... it will be a parody of "Goodbye" by Kristinia DeBarge!

Goodbye

Am I supposed to burn my ravioli

Because you don't know how to cook,,

And you don't know where tomatoes are growing?

Am I supposed to be pasta free,

Broken-hearted, in a kitchen crying,

Pardon me if I don't grow it


I don't care, if I never see you again, I'll be alright.

Take this final piece of pasta, and get yourself together,

But either way, pixie, I'm gone.


I'm so over it, I've been there and back.

Changed all my recipes, and just in case you're wondering,

I got that new "I'm a single pixie" swag,

Got me with my pixies and we're singing it...sing!


Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Rav i oli, It's all mine!

I'm so over it, I've been there and back.

Changed all my recipes, and just in case you're wondering,

I got that new "I'm a single pixie" swag,

Got me with my pixies and we're singing it...sing!


Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Rav i oli, It's all mine!!!!!

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Rav i oli, It's all mine, all mine...

Ezekielguy's Song

RAVIOLI IDIOT!!!!

Don't wanna be a Ravioli idiot

Don't wanna be some Duncan-obsessed pixie!
Hey, Can you hear the ravioli guru?
He wants an order of egg plant parmigiana.
they love to play and are so enjoying
The anime it makes them more annoying.
I'd expect better from Schnitzel Land!
They never fight and never get gory.
They never have time to finish they're story.
Don't even think about throwing glitter!dow now now now now now now now now now!

Sorreltail's Song

peice of raviloi (the music video of this tune is on my user page)

the moment you walk in to raviloli land

then there was a random pixie that went crazy over raviloli


all i want is a bowl of raviolis

all i need is a cup of raviolis

all i want is some raviolis

all i need is a can of raviolis


raviolis raviolis raviolis raviolis!


peice of raviolis


(repeat again)

Anonymos' Song

I got bored, so I decided to write 2.


The first one is to the tune of, "Home on the Range." I call it, "The Land of Ravioli." (Creative, right?)

Oh, give me home where ravioli can roam

And the pasta and pixies can play

Where Duncan is God, and the natives are odd

And the ravioli is always gourmet

Oh, the land of ravioli

Where the pasta and pixies can play

Where Duncan is God, and the natives are odd

And the ravioli is always gourmet.

The second one is to the tune of "Over the Rainbow." I call it, "Over the Ravioli."

Somewhere, in the solar system, way up high

There’s a land I was told of

By an insane pixie

Somewhere, in the solar system, waters are Ragu

And the things that come in nightmares,

They really do exist

Someday, I’ll wish upon spaghetti

And wake up where the pixies are all creepy

Where Duncan’s worshipped all the time

And for some reason, ravioli grows on trees

That’s where you’ll find me

Somewhere, in the solar system, ravioli birds fly

Ravioli’s fly out to the Land of Ravioli

Why, oh why, can’t I?

If raviolis fly, beyond the solar system

Why, oh why, can’t I?

Nalyd's Song

I'm thinking of doing "Ravioli!" (Parody of "My Bologna" which is a parody of "My Sharona") (written from the perspective of a citizen)


Ooh! We're little pixie ones! Pixie ones!

Living in a world made of Ravioli!

Ooh! The fun is never done! Never done!

Cause nobody here likes guacomoli! (IDk how to spell it, sorry)

Never gonna stop! Ravioli! Such a tasty snack!

There always is enough, we're kinda short!

But we'll always love our RAV-RAV-RAV-AV-AV Woo!

Ra-ra-ra-ravioli!

Turnertang's Song

I'm doing Boulevard of Ravioli (Parody of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day)

I walk a tasty road

The only one that I have ever known

That tastes like ravioli

But its home to me and I eat alone

I walk this yummy street

On the Boulevard of Ravioli

Where the pixies eats

And drool over Duncan and I eat alone

I eat alone I eat alone

I eat alone I eat a…

Ravioli is the only thing that I eat

The tomato sauce river is the only thing I hear

Sometimes I wish the pixies weren’t obsessed with Duncan

‘Til then I eat alone

Dun-can, Dun-can, Dun-can, Dun-caan

Dun-can, Duncan

I’m walking down the river

That takes me to the palace

Where the king sits

Where all the pixies are and I eat alone

They all drool over him I don’t know why but it’s all right

I munch on some ravioli

While the king is attacked by pixies and I eat alone

I eat alone I eat alone

I eat alone I eat a…

Ravioli is the only thing that I eat

The tomato sauce river is the only thing I hear Sometimes

I wish the pixies weren’t obsessed with Duncan

‘Til then I eat alone

Dun-can, Dun-can, Dun-can, Dun-caan

Duncan, Duncan

I eat alone I eat a…

I walk this yummy street

On the Boulevard of Ravioli Where the pixies eat

And drool over Duncan and I eat a…

Ravioli is the only thing I eat

The tomato sauce river is the only thing I hear

Sometimes I wish the pixies weren’t obsessed with Duncan

‘Til then I eat alone

Tdi's Song

(Gets idea of parody of a song)

I'll write somethin called Raviloi Heroes!

Ravioli Heroes, Parody of Cartoon Heroes by Aqua

We are what we're supposed to be

Ravioli Pixies of your fantasy

All wands and wings that think and say

What we do is what you wish to do

We are the noodle sympothy

We do the things you want to eat

Cut by cut, to the ravioli

We are so unreasonable

We do the unpredictable

All wands and wings that think and say

What we do is what you wish to do

It's not about lasanga

We do unbelieveable things

Cut by cut, to the ravioli

Hand in hand, we're using a pan

We are the ravioli heroes, oh-oh-oh

We are the ones who can live forever

We came out an oven, whoa

And flew out the window

Here comes the pelican, we better duck!

Welcome to that food town party!

Think of Sunshine, who has never died

Welcome to that food town party!

Sprinklemist's Song

(based on Barry Manilow's Copacabana)

Her name is Sunshine, she is a pixie

Wearing ravioli in her hair, and wearing pasta everywhere

She would disrupt class, and annoy her teachers

Though her folks tried to make her sane, Sunshine always stayed the same

She always got sent home, making her parents groan

"She is young and will grow out of it"

But they should have known


She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

She comes from the Land of Ravioli

She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

Creating a monster was her most recent passion,

Sunshine Ravioli, got banned to Earth


His name is Duncan, he is a juvie

He tried out for a TV show, he wasn't even on parole

When Ravioli saw him, she became obsessive

She auditioned for the show, she and Izzy had a row

And so the punches flew, Sunshine got hit by a shoe

It was still attached to Izzy's foot

But just who beat who?


She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

She comes from the Land of Ravioli

She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

Following Duncan, her new latest passion

Sunshine Ravioli, lost her spot on the show


(Duncan sings the next part)


Sunshine... Ravioli Pixie...

Sunshine... Ravioli Pixie... Ravioli Pixie? (sees Sunshine fly at him) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Ravioli Pixie!

Get away from me! You, Ravioli Pixie!

You need a new obsession... Take up meditation


(back to normal)


Her name is Sunshine, she is a pixie

She had nowhere else to go, losing her chance to be on the show

She had some free time, and no real hobby

Still wearing pasta everywhere, ravioli in her hair

She began writing fanfics, and making fanart pics

She lost her home, and she lost her Duncan

But now she's found her fix


She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

She comes from the Land of Ravioli

She's a crazy, Ravioli Pixie

Writing and drawing, her new favorite passion

At the Total... Drama Island Wikis


TDI Wikis

Sunshine, Ravioli Pixie

Sunshine, Ravioli Pixie

RockSK8R's Song

Zakkoren's Song

O Ravioooooliiii Laaaaaand...

O Ravioooooliiii Laaaaaand...

Your seeeeeas are fuuuull of choooocooolaaaate,

and your treeeees are maaaaade of flooooooss...

But I looooove yooooooou, Ravioli Laaaand!

For one reeeeeeeason, and one reason ooooonlyyyyy...

For you pixiiiiies, that flyyyy so hiiiiiigh!!

O Ravioooooli Laaaaaand...

O Ravioooooli Laaaaaand...

Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997)

Howl

For Carl Solomon

I

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,

dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,

angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,

RAVIOLI poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz,

RAVIOLI bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tenement roofs illuminated,

RAVIOLI passed through universities with radiant eyes hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy among the scholars of war,

RAVIOLI were expelled from the academies for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull,

RAVIOLI cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear, burning their money in wastebaskets and listening to the Terror through the wall,

RAVIOLI got busted in their pubic beards returning through Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York,

RAVIOLI ate fire in paint hotels or drank turpentine in Paradise Alley, death, or purgatoried their torsos night after night

with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol and cock and endless balls,

incomparable blind streets of shuddering cloud and lightning in the mind leaping towards poles of Canada & Paterson, illuminating all the motionless world of Time between,

Peyote solidities of halls, backyard green tree cemetery dawns, wine drunkenness over the rooftops, storefront boroughs of teahead joyride neon blinking traffic light, sun and moon and tree vibrations in the roaring winter dusks of Brooklyn, ashcan rantings and kind king light of mind,

RAVIOLI chained themselves to subways for the endless ride from Battery to holy Bronx on benzedrine until the noise of wheels and children brought them down shuddering mouth-wracked and battered bleak of brain all drained of brilliance in the drear light of Zoo,

RAVIOLI sank all night in submarine light of Bickford's floated out and sat through the stale beer afternoon in desolate Fugazzi's, listening to the crack of doom on the hydrogen jukebox,

RAVIOLI talked continuously seventy hours from park to pad to bar to Bellevue to museum to the Brooklyn Bridge,

a lost batallion of platonic conversationalists jumping down the stoops off fire escapes off windowsills off Empire State out of the moon

yacketayakking screaming vomiting whispering facts and memories and anecdotes and eyeball kicks and shocks of hospitals and jails and wars,

RAVIOLIle intellects disgorged in total recall for seven days and nights with brilliant eyes, meat for the Synagogue cast on the pavement,

RAVIOLI vanished into nowhere Zen New Jersey leaving a trail of ambiguous picture postcards of Atlantic City Hall,

suffering Eastern sweats and Tangerian bone-grindings and migraines of China under junk-withdrawal in Newark's bleak furnished room,

RAVIOLI wandered around and around at midnight in the railway yard wondering where to go, and went, leaving no broken hearts,

RAVIOLI lit cigarettes in boxcars boxcars boxcars racketing through snow toward lonesome farms in grandfather night,

RAVIOLI studied Plotinus Poe St John of the Cross telepathy and bop kabbalah because the universe instinctively vibrated at their feet in Kansas,

RAVIOLI loned it through the streets of Idaho seeking visionary indian angels RAVIOLI were visionary indian angels,

RAVIOLI thought they were only mad when Baltimore gleamed in supernatural ecstasy,

RAVIOLI jumped in limousines with the Chinaman of Oklahoma on the impulse of winter midnight streetlight smalltown rain,

RAVIOLI lounged hungry and lonesome through Houston seeking jazz or sex or soup, and followed the brilliant Spaniard to converse about America and Eternity, a hopeless task, and so took ship to Africa,

RAVIOLI disappeared into the volcanoes of Mexico leaving nothing behind but the shadow of dungarees and the larva and ash of poetry scattered in fireplace Chicago,

RAVIOLI reappeared on the West Coast investigating the FBI in beards and shorts with big pacifist eyes sexy in their dark skin passing out incomprehensible leaflets,

RAVIOLI burned cigarette holes in their arms protesting the narcotic tobacco haze of Capitalism, RAVIOLI distributed Supercommunist pamphlets in Union Square weeping and undressing while the sirens of Los Alamos wailed them down, and wailed down Wall, and the Staten Island ferry also wailed,

RAVIOLI broke down crying in white gymnasiums naked and trembling before the machinery of other skeletons,

RAVIOLI bit detectives in the neck and shrieked with delight in policecars for committing no crime but their own wild cooking pederasty and intoxication,

RAVIOLI howled on their knees in the subway and were dragged off the roof waving genitals and manuscripts,

RAVIOLI let themselves be fucked in the ass by saintly motorcyclists, and screamed with joy,

RAVIOLI blew and were blown by those human seraphim, the sailors, caresses of Atlantic and Caribbean love,

RAVIOLI balled in the morning in the evenings in rosegardens and the grass of public parks and cemeteries scattering their semen freely to RAVIOLImever come RAVIOLI may,

RAVIOLI hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob behind a partition in a Turkish Bath when the blond & naked angel came to pierce them with a sword,

RAVIOLI lost their loveboys to the three old shrews of fate the one eyed shrew of the heterosexual dollar the one eyed shrew that winks out of the womb and the one eyed shrew that does nothing but sit on her ass and snip the intellectual golden threads of the craftsman's loom,

RAVIOLI copulated ecstatic and insatiate and fell off the bed, and continued along the floor and down the hall and ended fainting on the wall with a vision of ultimate cunt and come eluding the last gyzym of consciousness,

RAVIOLI sweetened the snatches of a million girls trembling in the sunset, and were red eyed in the morning but were prepared to sweeten the snatch of the sunrise, flashing buttocks under barns and naked in the lake,

RAVIOLI went out RAVIOLIring through Colorado in myriad stolen night-cars, N.C., secret hero of these poems, cocksman and Adonis of Denver—joy to the memory of his innumerable lays of girls in empty lots & diner backyards, moviehouses' rickety rows, on mountaintops in caves or with gaunt waitresses in familiar roadside lonely petticoat upliftings & especially secret gas-station solipsisms of johns, & hometown alleys too,

RAVIOLI faded out in vast sordid movies, were shifted in dreams, woke on a sudden Manhattan, and picked themselves up out of basements hungover with heartless Tokay and horrors of Third Avenue iron dreams & stumbled to unemployment offices,

RAVIOLI walked all night with their shoes full of blood on the snowbank docks waiting for a door in the East River to open full of steamheat and opium,

RAVIOLI created great suicidal dramas on the appartment cliff-banks of the Hudson under the wartime blue floodlight of the moon & their heads shall be crowned with laurel in oblivion,

RAVIOLI ate the lamb stew of the imagination or digested the crab at the muddy bottom of the rivers of the Bowery,

RAVIOLI wept at the romance of the streets with their pushcarts full of onions and bad music,

RAVIOLI sat in boxes breathing in the darkness under the bridge, and rose up to build harpsichords in their lofts, RAVIOLI coughed on the sixth floor of Harlem crowned with flame under the tubercular sky surrounded by orange crates of theology,

RAVIOLI scribbled all night rocking and rolling over lofty incantations which in the yellow morning were stanzas of gibberish,

RAVIOLI cooked rotten animals lung heart feet tail borsht & tortillas dreaming of the pure vegetable kingdom,

RAVIOLI plunged themselves under meat trucks looking for an egg,

RAVIOLI threw their watches off the roof to cast their ballot for an Eternity outside of Time, & alarm clocks fell on their heads every day for the next decade,

RAVIOLI cut their wrists three times successively unsuccessfully, gave up and were forced to open antique stores where they thought they were growing old and cried,

RAVIOLI were burned alive in their innocent flannel suits on Madison Avenue amid blasts of leaden verse & the tanked-up clatter of the iron regiments of fashion & the nitroglycerine shrieks of the fairies of advertising & the mustard gas of sinister intelligent editors, or were run down by the drunken taxicabs of Absolute Reality,

RAVIOLI jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge this actually happened and walked away unknown and forgotten into the ghostly daze of Chinatown soup alleyways & firetrucks, not even one free beer,

RAVIOLI sang out of their windows in despair, fell out of the subway window, jumped in the filthy Passaic, leaped on negroes, cried all over the street, danced on broken wineglasses barefoot smashed phonograph records of nostalgic European 1930s German jazz finished the whiskey and threw up groaning into the bloody toilet, moans in their ears and the blast of colossal steamwhistles,

RAVIOLI barreled down the highways of the past journeying to each other's hotrod-Golgotha jail-solitude watch Birmingham jazz incarnation,

RAVIOLI drove crosscountry seventytwo hours to find out if I had a vision or you had a vision or he had a vision to find out Eternity,

RAVIOLI journeyed to Denver, RAVIOLI died in Denver, RAVIOLI came back to Denver & waited in vain, RAVIOLI watched over Denver & brooded & loned in Denver and finally went away to find out the Time, & now Denver is lonesome for her heroes,

RAVIOLI fell on their knees in hopeless cathedrals praying for each other's salvation and light and breasts, until the soul illuminated its hair for a second,

RAVIOLI crashed through their minds in jail waiting for impossible criminals with golden heads and the charm of reality in their hearts RAVIOLI sang sweet blues to Alcatraz,

RAVIOLI retired to Mexico to cultivate a habit, or Rocky Mount to tender Buddha or Tangiers to boys or Southern Pacific to the black locomotive or Harvard to Narcissus to Woodlawn to the daisychain or grave,

RAVIOLI demanded sanity trials accusing the radio of hypnotism & were left with their insanity & their hands & a hung jury,

RAVIOLI threw potato salad at CCNY lecturerson Dadaism and subsequently presented themselves on the granite steps of the madhouse with the shaven heads and harlequin speech of suicide, demanding instantaneous lobotomy,

and RAVIOLI were given instead the concrete void of insulin Metrazol electricity hydrotherapy psychotherapy occupational therapy pingpong & amnesia,

RAVIOLI in humorless protest overturned only one symbolic pingpong table, resting briefly in catatonia,

returning years later truly bald except for a wig of blood, and tears and fingers, to the visible madman doom of the wards of the madtowns of the East,

Pilgrim State's Rockland's and Greystone's foetid halls, bickering with the echoes of the soul, rocking and rolling in the midnight solitude-bench dolmen-realms of love, dream of life a nightmare, bodies turned to stone as heavy as the moon,

with mother finally *****, and the last fantastic book flung out of the tenement window, and the last door closed at 4 A.M. and the last telephone slammed at the wall in reply and the last furnished room emptied down to the last piece of mental furniture, a yellow paper rose twisted on a wire hanger on the closet, and even that imaginary, nothing but a hopeful little bit of hallucination—

ah, Carl, while you are not safe I am not safe, and now you're really in the total animal soup of time—

and RAVIOLI therefore ran through the icy streets obsessed with a sudden flash of the alchemy of the use of the ellipse the catalog the meter & the vibrating plane,

RAVIOLI dreamt and made incarnate gaps in Time & Space through images juxtaposed, and trapped the archangel of the soulbetween 2 visual images and joined the elemental verbs and set the noun and dash of consciousness together jumping with sensation of Pater Omnipotens Aeterna Deus

to recreate the syntax and measure of poor human prose and stand before you speechless and intelligent and shaking with shame, rejected yet confessing out the soul to conform to the rhythm of thought in his naked and endless head,

the madman bum and angel beat in Time, unknown, yet putting down here what might be left to say in time come after death,

and rose incarnate in the ghostly clothes of jazz in the goldhorn shadow of the band and blew the suffering of America's naked mind for love into an eli eli lamma lamma sabacthani saxophone cry that shivered the cities down to the last radio

with the absolute heart of the poem butchered out of their own bodies good to eat a thousand years.


II

What sphinx of cement and aluminium bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?

Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks!

Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men!

Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Moloch RAVIOLIse buildings are judgement! Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stunned governments!

Moloch RAVIOLIse mind is pure machinery! Moloch RAVIOLIse blood is running money! Moloch RAVIOLIse fingers are ten armies! Moloch RAVIOLIse breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch RAVIOLIse ear is a smoking tomb!

Moloch RAVIOLIse eyes are a thousand blind windows! Moloch RAVIOLIse skyscrapers stand in the long streets like endless Jehovas! Moloch RAVIOLIse factories dream and choke in the fog! Moloch RAVIOLIse smokestacks and antennae crown the cities!

Moloch RAVIOLIse love is endless oil and stone! Moloch RAVIOLIse soul is electricity and banks! Moloch RAVIOLIse poverty is the specter of genius! Moloch RAVIOLIse fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen! Moloch RAVIOLIse name is the Mind!

Moloch in RAVIOLIm I sit lonely! Moloch in RAVIOLIm I dream angels! Crazy in Moloch! Cocksucker in Moloch! Lacklove and manless in Moloch!

Moloch RAVIOLI entered my soul early! Moloch in RAVIOLIm I am a consciousness without a body! Moloch RAVIOLI frightened me out of my natural ecstasy! Moloch RAVIOLIm I abandon! Wake up in Moloch! Light streaming out of the sky!

Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! invisable suburbs! skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic industries! spectral nations! invincible madhouses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs!

They broke their backs lifting Moloch to Heaven! Pavements, trees, radios, tons! lifting the city to Heaven which exists and is everywhere about us!

Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstacies! gone down the American river!

Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions! the RAVIOLI boatload of sensitive bullshit!

Breakthroughs! over the river! flips and crucifixions! gone down the flood! Highs! Epiphanies! Despairs! Ten years' animal screams and suicides! Minds! New loves! Mad generation! down on the rocks of Time!

Real holy laughter in the river! They saw it all! the wild eyes! the holy yells! They bade farewell! They jumped off the roof! to solitude! waving! carrying flowers! Down to the river! into the street!


III

Carl Solomon! I'm with you in Rockland

        where you're madder than I am

I'm with you in Rockland

        where you must feel strange

I'm with you in Rockland

        where you imitate the shade of my mother

I'm with you in Rockland

        where you've murdered your twelve secretaries

I'm with you in Rockland

        where you laugh at this invisible humour

I'm with you in Rockland

        where we are great writers on the same dreadful typewriter

I'm with you in Rockland

        where your condition has become serious and is reported on the radio

I'm with you in Rockland

        where the faculties of the skull no longer admit the worms of the senses

I'm with you in Rockland

        where you drink the tea of the breasts of the spinsters of Utica

I'm with you in Rockland

        where you pun on the bodies of your nurses the harpies of the Bronx

I'm with you in Rockland

        where you scream in a straightjacket that you're losing the game of actual pingpong of the abyss

I'm with you in Rockland

        where you bang on the catatonic piano the soul is innocent and immortal it should never die ungodly in an armed madhouse

I'm with you in Rockland

        where fifty more shocks will never return your soul to its body again from its pilgrimage to a cross in the void

I'm with you in Rockland

        where you accuse your doctors of insanity and plot the Hebrew socialist revolution against the fascist national Golgotha

I'm with you in Rockland

        where you will split the heavens of Long Island and resurrect your living human Jesus from the superhuman tomb

I'm with you in Rockland

        where there are twentyfive thousand mad comrades all together singing the final stanzas of the Internationale

I'm with you in Rockland

        where we hug and kiss the United States under our bedsheets the United States that coughs all night and won't let us sleep

I'm with you in Rockland

        where we wake up electrified out of the coma by our own souls' airplanes roaring over the roof they've come to drop angelic bombs the hospital illuminates itself   imaginary walls collapse   O skinny legions run outside   O starry-spangled shock of mercy the eternal war is here   O victory forget your underwear we're free

I'm with you in Rockland

        in my dreams you walk dripping from a sea-journey on the highway across America in tears to the door of my cottage in the Western night



The Grades

Sunshine: All right, time for grades!!!

First of all, for not being here FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A ROW, RockSK8R recieves another F and a second detention. One more and you're out, buddy.

Secondly, though most of you did excellent with this challenge, a few of you, I felt, could have done more with the songs, ie. a few more verses, a second chorus, etc. Especially considering those of you who did FULL SONG PARODIES!!!

And thirdly, an extremely sarcastic thank you to all of you who got this music stuck in my head.

Now for the grades!!!

TDI19- You are one of the people who got a song stuck in my head. XD So, full points on the catchiness. It was also very creative, of good length, and definately Land of Ravioli related! I love how it seems to be from the perspective of Sunshine, being banished! A great example and an A!!!

Ezekielguy- I love this idea and what you wrote of it. Very catchy and creative. It definately seems related to the pixies and the land they live in! And of course, it's hilarous! However, as stated above, I wish you'd written just a little more. It felt almost incomplete. A full parody of American Idiot based off ravioli would've been a home run! Still, good work, you get a B!!!

Sorrel- Last minute change, eh? This song is a little more creative than your older one, so that brings your grade up a bit. However, it is somewhat short, and I'm unsure of the catchiness. However, I am glad you participated this week. 'You get a C!!!

Anonymos- TWO songs?! Wowzers!!! Can you say bonus points? Both were very creative, somewhat catchy, and, though a bit on the short side, felt completed. Excellent job on both!!! A definate A!!!

Nalyd- Yours is quite good and fit all the requirements. It's creative, catchy, Land-of-Ravioli related, etc, etc. However, it doesn't quite stand out, especially compared to some of this week's fantastic entries. Still, I'm not THAT mean, so you get a B!!!

Turnertang- Excellent work, and very dramatic! It's creative, unique, and I love the inclusion of Duncan! Plus, it's an ENTIRE SONG!!!! I can truly imagine this playing on some Land of Ravioli radio station. Congrats, you get an A!!!

Tdi- I liked yours. Cute, creative, not too long, not too short, definately relevant to the Land of Ravioli, etc. Overall very good. And so, I present to you an A!!!

Sprinklemist- Seems your insanely good writing applies to songwriting as well! The tale of Sunshine! Excellent! And the inclusion of Duncan was wonderful! My only complaint is in the line, "When Ravioli saw him, she became obsessive". Ravioli is a whole 'nother pixie! Still, overall wonderful! You get an A!!!

RockSK8R- No entry. That's two detentions, and another F!!!

Zakkoren- ...Is that a parody of "O Canada"...? o.O Though the song was good and most definately creative, it was a little short. Plus, though I think we might have a couple floss trees, the Land of Ravioli most definately does not have chocolate seas. So, it wasn't really relevant to the Land of Ravioli. Still, it all kind of balances out, you get a C!!!

Sunshine: Okay, there's only one F this time around, so I'm going to have to do something kind of different. Zak and Sorrie, since you had the lowest grades other than RockSK8R, you are also unfortunately up for elimination. You three will come with me to the detention room. The rest of you, go hang out until the vote!!!

Vote

Sunshine: All right, everyone except the three people up for elimination can now vote. You must vote off either RockSK8R, Zakkoren, or Sorrel. When we reach a majority vote of four against someone OR once everyone has voted, someone will be expelled. VOTE NOW!

Nalyd: I'm voting for RockSK8R, because I suspect that is how everyone else is voting for him.

Sorrel: *inside of head* whoa Nalyd is voting for Rocky, thats a first that he doesn't vote me off... better him than me

Tdi: RockSK8R

Sorrel:*inside head again* yes 2 more votes to go for him

Nalyd: *remembers his date with Ravioli and looks at his watch* Sunshine? Can I be dismissed early? I need to go to the nurse again.

Sunshine: *gives Nalyd the teacher-stare of DOOM* Fine. But you owe me.

Nalyd: *as he runs out of class* The pony's in the mail!

Sorrel: *cocks head* umm ok

Sprinklemist: Voting for RockSK8R.

Turnertang: I'm voting for RockSK8R.

TDI19: RockSK8R.

Anonymos: Rocksk8r.

Sunshine: All right! With six out of... I forget how many... votes against him, RockSK8R, you are EXPELLED! *chucks him in the catapult* Any last- nah, not even gonna bother. *catapults him far away* Alright, vote's over. GO AWAY!

Day 4

Dorms

Nalyd: *looking for Zeke* Zeke? You in here, dude?

Lobby

Sunshine: *pops up randomly* JUST SO Y'ALL KNOW, TODAY'S CLASS IS ANOTHER ART CHALLENGE! IF YOU CANNOT PARTICIPATE PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! *bows, then does the Duncan*

Sprinklemist Eeeyay!

Sorrel: umm... Sunshine when is i tdue because im no on till tuesday and thursday night next week

Sunshine: Um... probably July 1st. Can you make a pic by then?

Sorrel: ill probably be gone next week and even if i can get on i probably won't have time to do a pic..

Sunshine: Well then, you can be excused from the challenge. I expect to see you work hard at the next class, though!

Sorrel: but I WILL try to get on and do the challenge... lets see how next week will go

Sunshine: That's the spirit Sorrie!!!!! *caramelldanses*

Sorrel: umm... random enough

(conf.)Sorrel: i was abducted by aliens so now im boring JK im just tired *yawns*

Sorrel: *looks around* has anyone seen Nalyd?

Tdi: I think he went outside with Ravioli

Sorrel: mhm

Sunshine: *whips out megaphone* TIME FOR CLASS!!!!! EVERYONE TO THE HISTORY ROOM!!!!!

Cafeteria

Nalyd: *waits for Ravioli, eats a piece of toast* Wow, everything here tastes like ravioli...

Ravioli: *shows up soaked in Ragu* Don't ask. Trust me.

Nalyd: I should be surprised. But I'm not. So are you doing anything tonight? It seems like just when our date was starting,suddenly its today! (LOL)

Ravioli: I know, right? Anyways, yeah, I'm free.

Nalyd: Cool. Meet me here tonight. We can go break some stuff. *pulls a chainsaw out of his hat that he is wearing (Its a magic hat)* This is gonna be fun. *laughs evilly*

Ravioli: *whips out pocket knife and grins evilly* Hooo yeah.

Nalyd: Class doesn't start for a few minutes (Or a few hours... o.O). We could start this date now. *starts revving up chain saw*

Ravioli: (...or a day...) *grins evilly* Works for me.

Ravioli: *stirs a giant pot of ravioli and mutters to self*

Nalyd: *runs in* RAVIOLI! Have you seen Zeke?

Ravioli: *raises eyebrow* Who?

Nalyd: *sighs with relief and hugs Ravioli*

Ravioli: *thinks to self* I don't wanna know what I missed, do I?

Nalyd: I gotta get back to class. But if you see ANYBODY who claims to be me before the elimination, get rid of them okay?

Ravioli: *still confused* O...kay...?

Nalyd: *comes back* I'm safe, Ravi!

Ravioli: Cool. Geez, I can't wait until this camp ends, so I can stop wearing this stupid hairnet...

Nalyd: *laughs* At least you aren't getting glued to posters. And since when do you follow the rules? Are you going soft?

Ravioli: My dumb sister glued it to my head... *mutters to self*

Nalyd: Wow. Ever consider cutting it off? *pulls out a knife* What? You didn't think I'd feel safe going to this school without a pocket knife, did you?

Outside School

Nalyd: *runs into the parking lot but sees no cars* Heh, what do we do now?

Ravioli: *thinks, then chucks a brick through a random window*

Sunny D: *from inside* AH! MY FACE!

Ravioli: Oops... *snickers*

Nalyd: *breaks out laughing and rolls on ground* AWESOME!

Ravioli: I'll get some more bricks!

Nalyd: Cool, I'll help to. *follows her,but stops and looks at watch* Oh no. Its almost time for class. I gotta go! See ya, Ravi! *runs back to lobby*

Detention Room

Sunshine: *drops off TDI19 and Zakkoroen*

Class 4

Sunshine: I hope y'all have booted up your art systems or pencils or whatever it is you draw with! 'Cause today's another ART CHALLENGE!!!!!!
Raviolilandflag

Land of Ravioli flag by Sprinklemist

Flag

Anonymos' Flag! (All hail the holy ravioli!)

TDI19: WOOOOO!!!!!

Sunshine: WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pause* WHY IS NO ONE ELSE COMING??? *whips out detention slips* If they dare show up late... (LOL, don't worry guys, I'm not THAT mean XD)


TDI19: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, what is it?


Sunshine: Once the other students FINALLY DECIDE TO SHOW UP *glares at doorway* I'll tell y'all.


TDI19: OK! Wanna "WOOO" again?


Nalyd: *runs in* I'm here! I'm here!


Sunshine: *draws a handlebar mustache on Nalyd's face* That's your punishment for being late!


Sorrel: im here!


Nalyd: *thinks to self* I wonder if Ravioli thinks mustaches are hot... (LOL) *out loud, sarcastically* Oh no! Anything but a mustache!


TDI19: ME WAS EARLY! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Sorrel: i hope im on time JELLO!!!!!


Sprinklemist: I was here the whole time. You must not have seen me in my desk costume.


Sorrel: really?


Nalyd: We start soon?


Anonymos: (Enters.) Sorry I'm late....


Sunshine: I would scold you all for being late, but... now I'm late posting the challenge... (LOL. I'm such a bad influence on you guys. XD) Anyways, THE CHALLENGE TODAY IS TO MAKE A NATIONAL FLAG FOR THE LAND OF RAVIOLI!!!!!!!! IT WILL BE GRADED ON CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY, AND RELEVANCE TO THE LAND OF RAVIOLI!!!!!! (So, uh, don't just do a rectangle with a piece of ravioli on it, okay guys? XD) IT WILL BE DUE ON JULY 1!!! NOW GO GO GO!!!!!!


Sorrel: so what is it! whats the challenge?


Sprinklemist: *finishes sewing*


Sunshine: Oooh... *pause* You know, if you kind of squint, it looks sorta like a menu from a fancy italian restaurant... (LOL! JK, nice Sprinklemist!)


Sprinklemist: I was going for the old flag of the Soviet Union. (but I totally know what you mean, lol! Although, it also looks like a curtain covering a wooden stage.)


Sunshine: *blinks* The wha? (Hmm, now that you mention it, it does! LOL that's cool!)


Sorrel: i got it!


Sunshine: You got a pic up after all!!!


Zeke: Can I go to the Ravioli Room... I mean the bathroom, Sunshine?


Sunshine: *gives him the freakishly scary teacher stare* ...fine. *gives him a hall pass*

Matt: *Walks down hall, stumbles into janitors closet and comes out wearing a bad Nalyd costume.* O...K... *Walks to lunchroom to see Ravioli*
RAVIOLIS by sorrie

FLAG!!! by sorrie


Tdi: Mine Sucks


Sunshine: LOL happy face sun! I love happy face suns! XD


LandofravioliflagNALYD

Nalyd's flag. This flag was sewn together with spaghetti Strands, covered in tomato sauce, dried, and then head the image of Duncan and the magical star are attached with taffy XD.


Nalyd: I will be working on mine in the morning! *in head* If I go home, I won't see Ravioli until the academy closes, the govenrment finds us here, or she quits! Today when I woke up, I was missing one of my hoodies... I think there is a thief among us. (LOL, Zeke. I love your flag! XD And if you go after Ravioli... DX )


Nalyd: Zeke's been gone a while. Want me to go check on him?


Sorrel: i think he gone to meet someone *fake coughs* i hate my flag!!! but its better than nothing LOL


Nalyd: Who would he be meeting?


Anonymos: Do you guys like my flag?


Nalyd: It's good! *sees how long Zeke's been gone* Maybe I should go check on him... I'll be right back!


Sorrel: i can do it... never mind (I just got a scanner... i shoud've done it on paper LOLz)


Nalyd: It looks good, Anonymos! *whispers* Cover for me. *runs out of room looking for Zeke*


Sorrel: mhm


Anonymos: Okay. SUNSHINE, NALYD IS STILL IN THE ROOM!!


Sorrel: zekey is with Ravioli! and ummm yea


Nalyd: *returns, hears Sorrel, angrily* He's with WHO?


Sorrel: *looks up* ummm errr *whispers* ravioli


Nalyd: Oh, okay. *runs out of room screaming* ZEKE!


Sorrel: oh crap WAIT NALYD *runs after him* i can settle this you can't!


Nalyd: *grabs a cahinsaw* Only violence can fix this!


Flag

YA!!!! Tdi!!!!

LOR flag

Turnertang's Flag

Sorrel: *tries to restrain NAlyd but shes to weak and runs faster* no! what it sunshien um...

Nalyd: *pauses* I don't mean I'm gonna hurt Zeke. Ravioli thinks violence is cool... *keeps running*


Sorrel: ok me too the sound of blood and pain wait a minute take that back i like blood and vampires i....


Anonymos: (Thinking) I guess I should cover for them... (Out loud.) NO ONE WORRY!! THERE IS NO VIOLENCE HERE!!! NALYD AND ZEKEY AND SORREL ARE STILL IN THE ROOM AND NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT VIOLENCE!!!!! (Thinking.) I am so good at this!


Sorrel:... i like bllod wait what am i thinking ummm....


Tdi: *To Anonymous* I think I should cover *Pulls out fake life sized dolls of them*


Nalyd: I swear if Zeke gets an F I'm voting him out.... *keeps running*


Anonymos: No, Tdi, I think I should, I AM SO GOOD AT IT!! (Pause) NALYD, SORREL AND ZEKEY ARE STILL IN THIS ROOM!!!!


Tdi: YEAH! THEY ARE RIGHT HERE!! *Nalyd's eye falls out* Crap


Sunshine: Hey, Nalyd, you dropped your eye. (LOL, how did she become a teacher? XD)


Nalyd: (I ask myself the same question everyday of the camp, LOL) *in head* I swear if Zeke even talks to Ravioli... (LOL, he gets jealous so easily)


Sunshine: *randomly dances*


Turnertang: Cool. (Starts dancing)


Nalyd:*returns* Its okay guys! Zeke won't be stealing Ravioli any time soon...


Sunshine: *stares between Nalyd and fake Nalyd, jaw drops* NALYD HAS A TWIN??? (LOL)


Nalyd: Ummm.... yes. His name is.... Nalyd Two. We were a poor family, we couldn't affored more than one name... (LOL)


Matt: Hi.


Nalyd: *faking a smile* Hi, Matt. Welcome back...


Matt: Who's Matt? I'm Nalyd Two!


Nalyd: Try getting the voice a bit deeper, and I'll believe you... (LOL, no offence)


Matt: *Deeper Voice* I was just working on my taxidermy pigs... I mean homework.


Nalyd: *rolls eyes* Why are you dressed like me?


Tdi: *Takes out Tdi plush doll* It's an ACTION FIGURE!!! *Fine, action figure* Please hit me


Tdi action figure: *Smacks him*


Tdi: NOT HARD!!!!


Sorrel: Nalyd 2 is Matt anyway no VIOLENCE got it *hisses*nalyd...


Nalyd: Whatever.... *waits for class to be over*


Sorrel: good im going to my dorm


Turnertang: There are 2 Nalyds!?!?!


Nalyd: *glares at Matt*


Sunshine: THE CHALLENGE ENDS TOMORROW!!!! FINISH UP YOUR FLAGS!!!!!!!


Nalyd: *mutters* You don't need to shout...


Sorrel: *facpalms*Turnertang Matt is the other nalyd


Turnertang: Oooooh! That makes sense!


Nalyd: And he tried to steal my girlfriend!


Turnertang: Thats not cool.


Matt: I tried to steal some cornbread, not you're girlfriend. That's why I went to the cafeteria in the first place.


Turnertang: I'm confoosed!


Nalyd: Then why would you dress like me?


Matt: Long story actually. I TRIPPED into the janitors office. The Crazy Janitor who looked a lot like the type that might date a two-timing cafeteria lady, was so shocked, he put the suit on me. Why does he even have that?


Nalyd: Well no I'm angry! And confused! And hungry! And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry, confused, and angry! *passes out*


Matt: Angry at me or the janitor?


Nalyd: *wakes up* Both. Neither. *passes out again*


Sorrel: probably at both *takes a bucket of water, chucks it at MAtt* oops *gets a bucket of water again and chucks it at Nalyd and Turnertang* LOLz


Nalyd: *wakes up* Sorrel, I swear if you fail again I'm voting you out...


Sorrel: why? what if the RCMP comes and gets me first?


Matt: Nalyd, wanna be in an alliance?


Sorrel: *in head* the RCMP better not come


Nalyd: *without looking him in the eye* We'll see.


Sorrel: and NAlyd if i was voted off I will return *evily grins*


Sunshine: Hm... I actually haven't thought about bringing anyone back yet... *also evilly grins*


Sorrel: but i did the challenge while some didn't


Nalyd: Looks like TDI19 isn't posting anything...


Turnertang: Sorrel, I'm soaking wet! (Takes out water gun and shoots Sorrel) Now your soaked!


Tdi: I need to make a Turnertang and Anonymous doll


Sorrel: *takes out a big water gun* ha ha WATER GUN FIGHT!!


Turnertang: I want a action figure! (Shoots Sorrel with water gun)


Sorrel: *shoots turnertang back*


Turnertang: (Runs away and comes back in a water tank and blast Sorrel with water) Take that!!!


Tdi: Action figures take too long


Sorrel: how do you know you didn't miss me


Nalyd: Today we get graded!.... *gulp* *looks at watch* Any minute now...

Sprinklemist: Any second now... *falls asleep, literally*

Nalyd: Sprinklemist wake up, it might be soon.

Sprinklemist: *wakes up* Wha... Where am I?

Sunshine: Well, you're not in Kansas, that's for sure. GRADING TIME!!!

The Grades

TDI19- I'm dissappointed in you. You were right on time for class and have loyally done assignments since day one, and you ruin your streak now. One detention, and one F!!!

Ezekielguy- Nice idea, very creative, and I liked the idea of using the Pastis! However, it did look a little... weird... (that's probably my fault though XD) and not very flag-ish, more like a family portrait. Overall, it was good but could be better. You get a C!!!

Sorrel- Pretty good! I like the color choices. However, it was very simple, just a colored background, dots, a piece of Ravioli, and those TLOR letters. (Hey, it spells tlor! I never thought of that! Ha, funny word! XD) I feel like you could have done more with this. You get a C!!!

Anonymos- I have to say, this was one of my favorite flags! It was very well done, looked amazing, and was very creative! I love the 28 Duncan "stars"! (Yeah, I counted them...) Excellent job! You get an A!!!

Nalyd- This ended up looking pretty good! the colors and symbols were nice, and I like how you explained the flag's history. However, the way the symbols were placed looked kind of odd. I think it would have looked better if they were along one side or in the corners or something. Still, very good, you get a B!!!

Turnertang- This one was nice! I liked how you not only had "The Land of Ravioli" and a piece of ravioli, but also the ravioli ingredients around it! However, I'm not sure about the color choice, especially the pink. If you had gone with some reds, yellows, oranges, or the like, it would have been perfect. Overall, nice job! You get a B!!!

Tdi- This one was very cute! I love the little smiley face sun, and the fact that it's a house and a river seems to represent the modern working pixie! However, it is very simple, you could have done a little more with it, and the image is kind of small. Still, pretty good, you get a B!!!

Sprinklemist- I really liked yours; as stated above, it reminds me of an Italian restaurant menu. XD Simple, yet creative and nice-looking. However, I wish you'd done just a little bit more with the "Land of Ravioli" thing, maybe write "the Land of Ravioli" in the other corner or something. Overall very nice! You get a B!!!

Zakkoroen- No entry? None??? Tsk, tsk, tsk. I fear you may not be here next week... you get a detention, and a F!!!

Sunshine: Okay, everyone WHO ENTERED did a pretty good job this week! I'm proud of y'all! However, soon it will be time to eliminate either TDI19 or Zakkoroen! You two, follow me to the detention room. The rest of you, hang out until the vote!!! *drags TDI19 and Zakkoroen away*

Vote

Sunshine: Alright, time to vote. Vote either TDI19 or Zakkoroen.
Land of Ravioli

Zeke's Entry- Gothic... Much?

Voting closes either when all seven voters have cast their votes or we reach a majority vote of four! Then, one of these two students will be expelled! Vote now!!!

Sorrel: finally im not in detention anywho Zakkoroen!

Nalyd: Zak. Your scores have been FCCF, so it's finally your time to go.

Turnertang: I'm voting for Zak.

Tdi: Zak

Anonymos: Definitely Zak. Sorry, there is no other choice. TDI19 has been way more active.

Nalyd: *yawns, has forgotten his date with Ravioli* Can we go now?

Sunshine: Yeah, you can. With five out of seven votes against him, Zak is expelled! ...and because I'm too lazy to say anything cool... *chucks Zak in the Ravioli catapult and sends him far away*

Day 5

Dorms

Nalyd: *snores loudly* *wakes up* Is it class time?

Sprinklemist: It should be. But, not yet...

Lobby

Sunshine: Time for class! Everyone to the gym!

Cafeteria

Turnertang: I'm hungry.

Sorrel: im thirsty *has a cup of orange juice*

Tdi: I'm going to have a Tic-Tac!!

Nalyd: *yawns* Hey Ravi.

Sorrel: have fun with a tic tac!!

Outside School

Detention Room

(for after class)

Class 5

Sunshine: Sorry for the delay, I fell asleep and woke up on top of the flagpole, and I couldn't get down until now. By the way, once I find out who did that, YOU ARE DOOMED. DOOMED YOU HEAR ME.

Nalyd: *snickers*

Sunshine: *gives him the creepy teacher glare*

Nalyd: So.... we gonna start soon?...

Sorrel: so whats is the challenge

Sunshine: Today, we will be playing DODGEBALL! Except with RAVIOLI instead of balls! Sprinklemist and Anonymos are team captains (picked randomly off the top of my head). So get pickin', guys! Then I'll go over the rules and we'll start!

Nalyd: Oy vey... Another mentalling challenging challenge.

Sorrel: YAH DODGEBALL DODGEBALL DODGEBALL!!!

Sprinklemist: I pick Nalyd.

Anonymos: I'll take Sorrel.

Anonymos: (CONF) She's no Einstein, but it's dodgeball. Plus, she's enthusiastic.How bad can she mess this up? I'd like to see Sprinklemist's team beat that.

Nalyd: *high fives Sprinklemist* Awesome.

Sorrel: great pick anonymos

(conf.)Sorrel: I like dodgeball!!! Im like the queen of dodgeball so watch out!

Sprinklemist: Turnertang, please.

Anonymos: I think I'll take.... Ezekielguy.

Sorrel: this will be easy

Turnertang: Good choice, Sprinklemist.

Tdi: Pick me! I'm a hot-shot!

Sprinklemist: I pick you, tdi. Don't blow it...

Tdi: Thanks! I'm awesome!!! So, Nalyd and Turnertang. An awesome team!

Nalyd: Awesome! Now they get TDI19. (No offence, TDI19, but you haven't been here in like... FOREVER. DX)

Tdi: It's a guys alliance! Well, cept for Zeke

Anonymos: We shall be winning! You had better give up all hopes of that now. (TDI19 COME HELP US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED!! DX)

Sorrel: we got this! a girl can be strong!! XD

Nalyd: *rolls eyes* Turnertang, Sprinklemist, Tdi, I say we have an alliance. TDI19 would vote with us, which gives us majority!

(conf.)Sorrel: oh yea i remeber the time i had dodge from a hard ball! well, it gave another kid a black eye! but it was kinda funny!

Sunshine: Okay, here are the rules! YOU WILL PLAY THREE ROUNDS AGAINST EACH OTHER, BEST TWO OUT OF THREE WINS! (However, if a team wins two in a row, we will have a third round just for individual performance reasons.) THE WINNING TEAM WILL RECIEVE A BOOST TO THEIR GRADE AT THE END! YOU'LL BE GRADED ON YOUR SKILL, ENTHUSIASM, PARTICIPATION, SUCCESS, AND, AS A RAVIOLI ACADEMY TWIST, HOW AMUSING YOUR FAILURES/MESS-UPS ARE DURING THE GAME! FIRST ROUND STARTS... NOW! *blows whistle*

Nalyd: *whips ball at TD19, but misses, the ball hits wall, bounces back and hits Nalyd*

Tdi: *throws ball at Sorrel, misses, and curves behind her*

Anonymos: (Throws the ball.) Oh, wait... The other team is on that side...

Nalyd: *throws ball at Anonymos*

Turnertang: (Throws ball at Anonymos)

Tdi: *Throws ball at Anonymous*

Anonymos: (Runs away from the two balls, screaming like a little girl, and accidentally runs into a wall.) Ow... (Gets up.)

Nalyd: *rolls eyes and throws another ball at Anonymos* You're going down...

Anonymos: Why do you guys keep throwing them at me?! (Runs away, and chucks a ball at Nalyd's face.)

Anonymos: (CONF) Why do they throw them at me!?

Nalyd: (Because you are the only one on, lol) *falls backwards, trips on another ball* Ow! My SPINE!

Anonymos: (Oh... I guess that makes sense...) Come on, guys! Hit Nalyd while he's down! (Throws a ball at Nalyd, once again.)

Nalyd: *uses epic forehead to bounce ball back at Nonny* Come on team! Help!

Tdi: *Throws ten balls at once*

Anonymos: (CONF) Usually, I'm not one to be negative... but under these circumstances... I'm doomed...

Anonymos: (Uses TDI19 as a shield to block all of the balls.) Sorry, TDI19...

Nalyd: *people hear his spine crack* Can I go to the nurse?

(Anonymos: What happened to TDI19?)

(Nalyd: IDK, he's been gone for days. He probably told me and I forgot.)

(Anonymos: Maybe he got sucked into the dark and endless abyss! I've been there before... It's not pretty.)

(Nalyd: What if something serious happened? Like a tornado, or he had a disease or something? *gets very worried*)

(Anonymos: I thought of that... But that's just jumping to a worst case scenario, and that won't be especially helpful. Maybe he's on vacation.)

(Nalyd: I like to think he joined a group of wizards who rule the penguins. LOL, JK! Hopefully he is just on vacation)

(Anonymos: Nah, he's not there. I already joined that clan.)

(Nalyd: One time my friend got separated from my group during a field trip so I told everyone he was adopted by a herd of penguins.)

(Anonymos: Lucky! I wanna be adopted by penguins...)

Sprinklemist: *throws ball at Anonymos* Take that, scum bucket! *Ball misses, bounces off the wall and hits Sprinklemist in the face*

Tdi: *Throws at Zeke, but slips and hits Nalyd*

Nalyd: *still on ground from when he fell, is hit in the face* DUDE! I am on your team! *sigh* Just help me up.

Anonymos: (Throws the ball.) Right... The other team is on that side. I can never remember that!

Sorrel: (did i get hit?_)

Sprinklemist: No. *throws a dodge ball at Sorrel* Now you were.

Nalyd: Nice, Now help me up so we can win this!

Sorrel: *facepalms*

Sprinklemist: *lifts Nalyd and throws him at Anonymos*

Nalyd: *pegs Anonymos with the ball and runs back to their side, throws ball at TDI19*

Sprinklemist: Real manly, Nalyd. Hitting TDI19 right now is like shooting fish in a barrel. I mean, woohoo!

Nalyd: Only Zeke is left... *throws ball at Zeke in slow-motion*

Sorrel: catch it!!! catch it dude

Sprinklemist: *in slow motion* Nooooooo! Doooon't caaatch iiiit!

Ball: Whoosh whoosh whoosh

Nalyd: Did the ball just talk?

Ball: No. *is about to hit Matt*

Nalyd: Oh, okay then.

Sorrel: whoa anyway dont catch it

Ball: *is an inch from Zeke's face*

Nalyd: *realizes how long this is taking* Hurry up!

Sprinklemist: Wait... I thought you wanted him to catch it, Sorrel.

Sorrel: CATCH IT CATCH IT *mutters*ill use my powers

Ball: *hits Zeke*

Nalyd: We win! *while cheering, falls on his back* MY SPINE! Wait, I'm okay... heh...

(Conf.)Sorrel: losing stinks *holding back tears* but if nalyd wins invincibillty i dont know who to vote off *bits lip*

Sorrel: are you sure

Sprinklemist: We won! We won! *throws a dodge ball to the ground as a victory dance, it hits Nalyd* Whoops...

Sorrel: *gets a cup of vinegar and a lighter and lits it* this is fun watch out for the cup

Nalyd: *on ground* So, um, do we start the second round now?

Sorrel: when im in a mood for some revengeXD

Tdi: Sorry. I hurt my knee and back

Sorrel: are you on my team?

Tdi: No

Sorrel: *smileviely* then yourg oing down!

Tdi: Okay!!!! *Falls*

Sorrel: watch out for the CUP!!!!

Tdi: I once fainted at a funeral

Sorrel: ok

Tdi: Someone was giving a sad speech and I fainted

SOrrel: nice to know

Nalyd: Ms. Pasti? Are we gonna start soon?

The Cup: dude you wre so close to stepping on me

Tdi: Sorry \

The Cup: you better be

Nalyd: *mails the cup to Australia*

The Cup: NO NO NONO NO

Sorrel: why did you touch the cup *attacks nalyd*

Sunshine: STOP THIS SENSLESS VIOLENCE!!!! Sprinklemist's team, one point, Anonymos' team, none. Round two starts now! (Sorry for the delay guys)

Nalyd: *throws ball at TDI19* (Revenge for... nothing!)

(Sunshine: BTW, what's with the cup? I feel out of the loop...)

(Nalyd: IDK, I guess it's on fire...)

Nalyd: *throws ball at Nonny, but hits Sunshine* My bad!

Sunshine: DETENTION! (LOL I couldn't resist XD)

Nalyd: If you don't give me a detention, Ravioli and I will get rid of that restraining order Amy has against you.

Sunshine: ...UN-DETENTION! (LOL, how does a five-year-old file a restraining order??? XD)

Nalyd: Awesome! *throws ball at Anonymos* (How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 5! It takes FIVE! IDK the answer to your question though...)

(Sunshine: OMG REALLY??? o.O I FINALLY KNOW THE ANSWER!!! XD)

Nalyd: *throws ball at Sorrel* Once again Zeke is the last one...

Zeke: *Stands still. Flips. Flips again. Does awesome dodgeball moves and smacks the oponent straight in the head. Finished.*

Sunshine: ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!! I WILL NOW ATTEMPT TO DISCOVER HOW MANY LICKS IT TAKES TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP!!!! *pulls out tootsie pop and starts licking it, counting each lick* One... two... three... *long pause* DANGIT I LOST COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!! (LOL)

Nalyd: *throws the ball, hitting the lollipop out of Sunshine's hand* Uh oh...

Sunshine: UN-UN-DETENTION!!!!! (LOL)

Sprinklemist: *throw*

Nalyd: *throws at Zeke again*

Anonymos: (Dodges Nalyd's ball and throws one at Nalyd.) We shall win this game!

Anonymos: (CONF) I seem to be the only one on my team playing...

Sprinklemist: *Is hovering above Anonymos in the confessional* That's sad, really. *throws a dodge ball at Anonymos*

Anonymos: (CONF) (Screams.) What are you doing in here!?!! (Runs out of the confessional screaming.)

Tdi: *Hatches from egg* Hey, what did I miss?

Nalyd: *after being hit* THE LIGHT! I see a bright light!! Oh, wait... nevermind. Sunshine is just playing with a flashlight again... (LOL)

Tdi: .. that was last game

Sorrel:*Screams* did we win? (Sorry i wasnt here )

(conf.)Sorrel: if we won 2 games than i would have a great chance voting of nalyd *Squeals* but if the rcmp comes *eyes largens* then i better practice running

Nalyd: I'm pretty sure it is the end of the second game. (I don't think it counts that Zeke "beat" us in one line)

Sorrel: oh (was anyone else on when he "beat" you in one line?)

(Nalyd: I was, and so was Sunshine. This is what he said after Sprinklemist (who I think got off) and I threw two dodgeballs at Zeke "Zeke: *Stands still. Flips. Flips again. Does awesome dodgeball moves and smacks the oponent straight in the head. Finished.*" Not fair, IMO.)

(Sorrel: true............. i think zeke probably wanted his team to win becasue me, anonymous and TDI19 wasnt there so.;... )

(Nalyd: TDI19 is on vacation, or is missing, and Zeke was on the tdi wiki most of the game.)

(Sorrel: mhm ok but just warn him or let sunshine decide(or you can))

(Nalyd: I believe Sunshine should decide. Most likely she will pick Nonny's team to tie up the score, declare it a tie, or have a do-over.)

(SOrrel: k :))

Sunshine: You know what? I have absolutely no idea what's going on or who's on what team or whatever so JUST START ROUND THREE ALREADY!!!!

Nalyd: *throws ball at Sorrel* You're going down.

(CONF) Nalyd: When did we get a confessional? Oh well. I just hope I can stay here a while so I can hang out with Ravi... And so I can make sure Sorrel goes down!

Anonymos: (Throws a ball at Nalyd.) We need to win this one!

Nalyd: *does the matrix, as ball is slowly passing over his face* Cool.... *as ball rolls away, he picks up another and throws is at Zeke*

Anonymos: I wish I could do that! (Does the matrix, but falls over.)

Tdi: *Throws ball at Anonymous*

Nalyd: *throws another ball at Anonymos*

Tdi: I don't feel good *Runs to bathroom*

Anonymos: WHY ME?!! (Rolls away from the dodgeballs.)

Nalyd: Because you fell on the floor. *turns around* Is Tdi okay?

Anonymos: Whether he is or he isn't, he's out now! I hope. (Throws a ball at Nalyd.)

Nalyd: *turns back to Anonymos, collapses to ground* Ouch...

Sprinklemist: *throws a ball at Ezekiel Guy it bounces off of him and hits TDI19*

Anonymos: Oops, oh sorry, Nalyd! Oh, no, wait... That's what I'm supposed to do! (Throws a ball at Sprinklemist, but it misses.)

Tdi: *Walks back* I shouldn't have had chinese food today

Sorrel: ummm guys we are supposed to throw raviolis not balls see *chucks a RAVIOLI at nalyd*

(conf.)Sorrel: geez these guys are dumb i mean didnt Sunshine say "use raviolis?????" as long i win and my team does i just need nalyd out!!!!

Turnertang: (Throws ravioli at Sorrel)

Sprinklemist: *smacks forehead* Thanks for the 411, Sorrel. *throws ravioli at Sorrel, too*

Sunshine: You know what? This challenge has gotten waaay too confusing. And, I'm bored, so today there is a twist! We're COMPLETELY skipping the grades and going straight to the vote! ANYONE can go tonight!!! (Sorry guys, just, this challenge is going nowhere and it's practically impossible to keep track of what's happening...)

Vote

Sunshine: Everyone can vote for anyone tonight!!!

Sorrel: hmm.... its a guy that starts with a n and ends with a d...... its NALYD JK i choose Turnertang

Sprinklemist: TDI19, I suppose.

Sorrel: wait never mind about Turnertang i choose TDI19, he wasn't here (im acting weird today)

Nalyd: *whispers to Sorrel* Now we're even... *to Sunshine* I vote for TDI19. (Good call, Sunshine. OH! And TDI19 was hoping there would be a sequel to this camp...)

AnonymosL Um... I'm really sorry, but I vote for TDI19, wherever you are.

Turnertang: I'm going to vote, TDI19.

Nalyd: I guess TDI19 is out...

(CONF) Nalyd: Better him than me...

(conf.)Sorrel: me and nalyd are even.... finally.... and see ya TDI19

Sunshine: And the next person to be expelled from Ravioli Academy is... TDI19. *shoves TDI19 into the ravioli catapult* See ya next season! *catapults him far away* All right, back to your dorms, all of ya!

Day 6

Dorms

Lobby

Cafeteria

Sorrel: *sitting, holding a bottle of hot sauce and is bored*

Matt: *Plays guitar with Pig on his lap* I'm not you're stepping stooooone! XD

Sorrel: hey you guys wanna try this ah-mazing hot sauce *grins evily*

Ravioli: QUIT SINGING!!!! And why do you have a pig?!

Matt: He's my pet. Sorry if I bothered you.

Pig: *Nods*

Sorrel: someone has anger mangaments *laughs*

Pig: *Tap dances and gives Sorrel a hug*

Matt: Aw!

Ravioli: ...weird... *cooks ravioli*

Sorrel: ok then *puts the hot sauce down* wheres my cup that nalyd sent!

Pig: *Cries*

Matt: Aw, don't worry, Pig! Soon, Sunshine will come down and she'll give you a hug! A big one!

(conf.)Sorrel: i like the pig, matt is my friend and ravioli should be more happy!

Sunshine: *bursts in randomly* DID SOMEONE SAY HHHUUUGGGSSS???

Ravioli: GO AWAY!!! I FED YOU ALREADY!!!

SOrrel: HOT SAUCE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pig: *Waddles over to Sunshine and hugs her* Oink <3

Nalyd: Guys! Enough! Leave Ravioli alone!!!!!

Sorrel: you want hot sauce?

Tdi: Hot sauce? Mild is better

Sprinklemist: No sauce is better, still.

Sunshine: *whips out megaphone* TIME FOR CLASS, EVERYONE TO THE ENGLISH CLASSROOM!!!!!!!

Ravioli: *under breath* Finally...

Sprinklemist: I know, right?

Outside School

Detention Room

(For after class)

Class 6

Sunshine: *waits impatiently for students*

Nalyd: *runs in* I'm here, teach!

Matt and Pig: *Stick they're heads out of Nalyd's hoodie and jump out*

Sprinklemist: *jumps out of Matt's back pocket*

Pig: *Licks Sprinklemist's face*

Nalyd: That pig comes near me it'll become bacon.

Tdi: *Walks in* Hi

Pig: *Puppy Dog eyes*

Matt: Nalyd! How could you! *Drags Pig away* Come on, Pig! We don't need that meanie!

(CONF) Matt: I'm pretty sure Nalyd acts like that to Pig because of the way he smells. Unknown to Nalyd, Pig loves him more then anyone.

(CONF.) Pig: Oink.

(CONF) Nalyd: I hate pigs... mostly because I'm upset I can only eat kosher bacon...

(CONF.) Pig: Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink. *Waves to his peeps back home*

Nalyd: Can we get to the challenge soon? I'd like to finish up and go see Ravioli...

Pig: *Squeals*

Matt: *Changes his diaper and fez.*

Nalyd: Sunshine! I don't think there should be animals in the classroom... Especially when I have to sit behind them...

Tdi: I like pigs

Pig: *Hugs Tdi*

Tdi: I now vow not to eat bacon anymore

(XD)

Nalyd: *mutters to self* *to Zeke and Tdi* Hey, guys, I have an idea. The three of us should vote together. Like an alliance. (BTW Sunshine, I am gonna be gone until Thursday, so could the challenge be due like next Saturday?)

Tdi: Okey dokey! Can the pig be in it?

Nalyd: No, he can't vote...

Tdi: Oh...

Sunshine: OKAY! TODAY YOU WILL HAVE TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT THE FAMOUS BATTLE OF RAVIOLI HILL!!!!! WHAT IS THE BATTLE OF RAVIOLI HILL? THAT'S FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT!!! IT WILL BE GRADED ON CREATIVITY, BELIEVABLILITY, HUMOR, AND ORIGINALITY!!! IT WILL BE DUE AUGUST 1! GO GO GO!!!!!

Tdi: Can I use my I-pod? It will help me. Plus, I'll let you hear "I'm Like A Dolphin" by Sadie

(CONF) Nalyd: I'll only have about two days to work on this. This is gonna be fun... I gotta be safe so I can stay with Ravioli!

Nalyd: Hey, Sprinklemist, wanna join my alliance?

(conf.)Sorrel: I will try my hardest to win, i know me and nalyd are equal but he is getting everyone to vote together so my plan is to get invincibilty!

Nalyd: My story is very dark.. I've had a sad week so I guess a sad story came out of it... I guess I won't get humor points... At least I won't FAIL.

Ravioli: *walks in* Yo. Sunshine decided to ditch the school to go to some party, so... I'm grading the stories today. (DUN DUN DUN!!!!!)

Nalyd: Awesome! *hugs Ravioli* I hope you like my story. I added you to it!

Ezekielguy's Story

This is the tale of The Battle of Ravioli Hill. There were two sides. The Cheerful ones, lead by the great Princess Sunny Shine and her handsome sidekick, Matthew Tollin. And then there were The Square ones. They were dull and they hated they're lives. They wanted to replace the Ravioli Hill and turn it into The Pancake Hill. They were lead by King Nalyd II and they were very courageous, but with hearts of coal.

The Square ones were sarcastic. They would tease The Cheerful ones.

"Thou Art a dankish boar-headed fool!" shouted the King to Prince Matthew.

Matthew stared at him. "You what?" he said, confused. For The Cheerful ones were far too stupid and happy to understand a single word he had said.

Prince Matthew would play a song on his guitar and go balistic with girls while the lady, Sunny Shine would hug her lovely Duncan plush doll.

But one day, Ravioli Hill was being attacked by The Square ones who STILL wanted to turn it into Pancake hill. The Cheerful ones were to stupid to know that they were even enemies. Still, Prince Matthew and Princess Sunny went outside the castle mote to see what all the fuss was about. They bought a heaping plate of "Chef Hatchet's bug smoothies! Fat Free!" for fear they might get hungry.

"Fools!" King Nalyd cried. "You are under attack!"

"Say What?" Said Prince Matthew, who accidently flung his meal on to the King's face.

"Argh!" Said the king, fearful of what might have hapened. "What be that vile taste, simpleton?"

"It be of ye old Hatchet's meals!" said the princess. she had just realized what Matthew had done. "And my friend is to be knighted!"

And so, Sr. Matthew, Formally known as Prince Matthew, was now a handsome nobel knight and was famed for saving Ravioli Hill once and for all!

FIN.

"Matt," Said Sunshine, who was watching Matt as he told this ridiculous story. "I doubt that would happen."

"She's right," said Nalyd, who was listening along. "It's nonsense. Matt could never be a knight!"

"You guys are right!" Said Matt, who smiled as he walked home with his friends. "And what characters! No one could be that silly in real life, could they?" Said Matt, as he slurped his Bug Smoothie.

"No, they couldn't! Ha ha! That's some imagination you've got there, Matt!"

The three friends walked home.

The End!

Sorrel's Story

the battle of ravioli hill (RAVIOLI PIXIES vs. ANTI-RAVIOLI FARIES)

It all started when the Ravioli Pixies minded there own buisness. They strolled around and loved raviolis. Most of them loved Duncan from Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action. This is the good part.

In the bad part there is the Anti-Ravioli....... FARIES. They hated Raviolis, pixies and Duncan. They liked to eat cows (really!),


Sunshine was walking one day, thinking what she would do today. "I will do the duncan, hug duncan, eat raviolis, do the duncan again, annoy Ravioli, do the duncan again and go to sleep" She smiled to herself and skipped along the red brick road.

Up ahead she say faries. These were not good faries but it was.... ANTI-RAVIOLI FAIRES!!!!!!! or as known as the Ravioli Pixies, worst enemies!

They stood next to Ravioli Hill, talking amongst themselves and Sunshine narrowed her eyes to see what was happening. She saw a Duncan sculpture and went ballistic. She quickly ran to the Duncn and started hugging him like there was no tomorrow and was stuck on him like glue.

The Anti-Ravioli Fairies tried to pry Sunshine of the sculpture with a crowbar but she bit them and soon attacked them. She took out a ravioli shooter and started to shoot them with raviolis. "HA HA TAKE THAT", she said and did her victory screech (you know.... Spongebob's victory screech). The Anti-Ravioli Fairies fought back and shot cows at her and soon she was hit by a cow and was knocked off the Duncan sculpture and soon fell unconsiounce.

She woke up in the Ravioli Hospital and the pixies surronded her. "YOU SAVED RAVIOLI HILL" someone screeched and everyone cheered.

...And that all folks! THE END!!!


(note: the duncan sculpture had burned down..... so Sunshine bawled over Duncan and well she lived a happy life!)

Anonymos' Story

Nalyd's Story

The Battle of Ravioli Hill (a.k.a. a strange rip-off of Romeo and Julie)

(Warning, this is actually incredibly dark...)

I didn't know it would end like this. All those people... So many lives destroyed... Including my own...

Commander Nalydius Renrut III is the name. I lead the Battle of Ravioli Hill for the Rebellion. When meeting with the Pasta Empire, I met her. Princess Raviolina. I was in love at first sight.

"Sir." I turned from the balcony of the fort I guarded to see a short man with a beard approaching. He was one of many rebels who I would lead into battle. "Sir," he repeated. "We see them approaching, sir."

I turned back to looking out to Ravioli Hill. That was what we needed. Just to concur that one piece of land, that one sacred piece of land, to show we meant business. I had seen the enemy soldiers before the soldier came to tell me, but I had done nothing.

"Send out the troops," I said without looking back. I left the castle and led the battle on my horse. "Charge!" I shouted as my men ran ahead, swords in hand. I saw too many from both sides die that day. But I only had one mission in mind that day; getting Raviolina for myself.

"Sir, where are you going?" asked a soldier.

"To get the princess," I replied as my horse galloped away. I would learn to regret those words. I soon arrived to the castle and fought my way up to her chamber. "Princess Raviolina!" I exclaimed as I burst through the door. I looked onto the floor and saw her corpse lying there, motionless. I looked up and saw some of my soldiers standing above her.

"Don't worry, sir," one said, "We already got this." They had poisoned her. I looked away. I couldn't face what had just happened. And still can't. To this day I can't face the fact that I was two minutes away, from eternal happiness.

THE END

Turnertang's Story

Tdi's Story

The Battle Of Ravioli Hill: Sargent Ravioli Versus Emperor Lasanga

Back in 2008, a war had been going on between the Ravioli pixies and the Lasanga fairies. This is how it started.....................

One day, it was peaceful in the Land of Ravioli. But, then a few Lasagnians came on a boat, The Santa Lasagnian.

The Ravioli pixies were stunned by the appearance of these "creatures."

The Lasagnians came out and started giving the pixies stuff! So, the pixies gave back stuff themed with a dude that has piercings and a green mohawk.

The other people were stunned by him, pulling out stuff themed with a nerd looking guy. The pixies and lasagnians were mad at each other, so the went into Mortal Combat.

General Sunshine swore to avenge the lasagna people, so she shot raviolio fillied with piercings at them!

After two days, the war ended when the Ravioli Pixies attacked the Lasangians with spiky mohawks.

The End

Sprinklemist's Story

"Hello," A female pixie with long brown hair, glasses, and a microphone says. "My name is Trixie the Ziti Pixie coming to you live from the sidelines of the Battle of Ravioli Hill." Sounds are heard from the broadcast that are on the squishy side. A male pixie runs in front of the camera.

He grabs onto the reporter gray suit and screams, "The horror! The horror!" He falls unconscious, surrounded by a pool of tomato sauce.

"Please tell me you got that on camera," Trixie says. The camera nods. Trixie says, "Fantastic! Anyway, our sources tell us that this great conflict is near to being solved." Trixie puts her hand over her earpiece to hear the words being spoken to her more clearly. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to be the first to report that the Battle of Ravioli Hill has been resolved. Basil was decided as the last ingredient to the pasta sauce. "This is Trixie the Ziti Pixie, reporting." Thinking the camera is turned off, Trixie says to the cameraman, "Can you believe it? I got an exclusive story! I'll be out of this third rate gig as soon as you can flap your wing." Trixie pauses and then continues, "Wait... I'm still on camera?! You moron!" Trixie throws her microphone at the cameraman and the camera goes out after a flash of static.

The Grades

Ravioli: Sunshine seriously owes me for this...

Ezekielguy- So, basically, you took every fairy tale cliche ever made, and completely reversed them... cool. A.

Sorrel- This made no sense, and I've never seen anything like this. So, it hit all the requirements. The grammar could have been better, though. B.

Anonymos- No story. F.

Nalyd- Very dramatic, creative, and believable. Overall a great story. There was no humor, though. And why did I die?! B.

Turnertang- No story. F.

Tdi- This was insane! And funny. Pretty good, and hit all requirements. Except for one... where was the hill?! B.

Sprinklemist- This was the most unique story. It was funny. It was believable. Everything just worked. Nice job. A.

Ravioli: Okay, so... Anonymos and Turnertang up for elimination. We're going straight to the vote, because I just want to get this thing overwith

(Sunshine: Apologies for Ravioli's reviews, I just got bored and thought this would be fun, plus mix things up a bit XD)


Vote

Ravioli: Vote for either Turnertang or Anonymos.

Nalyd: I vote for Anonymos, because Turnertang is in the guys' alliance. *to Ravioli* I'm sorry you died!

Sprinklemist: Both guys are gone away... Tough one... My vote is for Anonymos.

Ravioli: It's fine. *pause* ...NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

Matt: Nonny. And where's MY rating? I wrote one too!

Nalyd: I'm sorry, Ravi! What can I do to make it up to you? I could get you that skull necklace I've seen you admiring for a while! Matt, wanna join me, Sprinklemist, and Turnertang in the guys' alliance?

Matt: Why, of course! *Whispers to Nalyd* Can I have a skull necklace too?

Nalyd: You aren't my ticked off girlfriend so no....

Ravioli: I just said never to do it again... (weird, I did your review, but I guess it decided it didn't want to stay o.O)

Nalyd: Oh... okay... Cool. Does the vote close now? (Majority of votes against Nonny.)

(CONF) Nalyd: Good thing, there is no way I can afford that Skull Necklace!

Ravioli: Yeah, okay, Nonny is out. *chucks him in the catapult, launches him far away* ...hey, that was kind of fun. Maybe I'll ask Sunshine to let me do that from now on...

(Conf.) Ravioli: Maybe I should've let Nalyd be guilty a little while longer... I really do like that necklace...

(CONF) Nalyd: I spent a lot of my past winnings on... bubble wrap. *camerman laughs* Shut up! I spent most on Ravioli, Amy, and Elmo... I hope I left enough Cap'n Crunch in Elmo's feeding dish.

Nalyd: *waves to Nonny* One down... *glares at Sorrel* One to go...

Ravioli: Okay, now get out of here, all of ya. Tomorrow, things are going to be different...

Day 7

Dorms

Nalyd: *spray paints skulls on all the doors*

Lobby

Cafeteria

Nalyd: Ravi!! Look what I got you! *holds up poorly made skull necklace* I snuck into the art room and made it last night. Try it on! *holds out necklace and it breaks* Oops...(Hey... Is "snuck" a word? o.O)

(CONF.) Matt: Nalyd and I are bros. I'm a little mad at him for what he did to pig last week. He'll pay.

Matt: Hey, Nalyd! I see, you've got pie! You know, pie's not really pie without Cool-Whip!

Nalyd: *glares at Matt and whispers* Dude... Sort of trying to make up for killing my girlfriend in a story... And what pie?

(CONF) Nalyd: Things between me and Matt have been tense for the past few days. But we're men, so we can settle our differences easily.

(CONF) Matt: The conflict in Owester's camp? It won't happen again! I mean, Hey! I'm in an alliance with the dude! How hard could it be?

(CONF) Nalyd: I just wanna make it to the finals because if I lose, I have to go back to Elmo and Amy without Ravioli to help!

Nalyd: Ravi, I'm gonna go mess up some dorms. See ya later! *hugs her and leaves*

Matt: Ooh! Me come with! *Runs along side Nalyd carrying a spray paint bottle.*

Nalyd: *turns angrily* No, you go to the lobby and create a diversion if anybody comes looking for me. Okay?

Matt: Okay. *Spray paints The Mona Lisa on the lobby stairs* Mrs. Sunshine's gonna love this! *Spray paints Sunshine features on the painting* Finished! *Sings 'I'm a cucumber'.*

Nalyd: *returns* Well done, Matt. Now, I say we vote Sorrel out next.

Matt: Good idea!

Nalyd: Excellent...

(CONF) Nalyd: Sorrel is my biggest threat, but still not much of a threat. As soon as she slips, she's going home!

Sunny D: *walks in* Um... hi... er, Sunshine's not back yet, so, uh, as student teacher, I guess I kinda have to run the academy today. So, uh... yeah.

Ravioli: *under breath* He's doomed...

Nalyd: Oh great....

(CONF) Nalyd: I still don't like Sunny D. He still scares me...

Nalyd: Hold on, Ravi, I made you something else in arts and crafts! *runs back to dorm, trips on stairs, runs back up stairs* (No, it isn't another necklace..) *returns* It's that picture of you me and Amy and Elmo from last Christmas!

Ravioli: Oh, yeah, I remember that! ...wasn't that the year Amy set the tree on fire? (LOL)

(Conf.) Sunny D: I have this weird feeling Nalyd doesn't like me... nah, I'm probably just imagining things.

Nalyd: Close, this is the year Elmo got rabies. (Wait, how long have Ravioli and Nalyd been together?????????? LOL)

Ravioli: Oh yeah... stupid rabid sister. (LOL, IDK, I thought you knew XD)

Nalyd: My sentiments exactly. Yo, Sunny D, class soon? (Hey, when Nalyd was SIXTEEN you decided 17 years ago he was a hippie. I blame you for all this confusion. XD)

(Sunshine: ...um... I BLAME BOREDOM. XD)

Sunny D: Sure... uh... everyone to the art room! *is epically ignored* ...hello? Everybody... art room... anyone? Hello? *sighs and goes to art room*

Outside School

Detention Room

(everyone except Sprinklemist can now chat here)

(CONF) Nalyd: I have Turnertang, I have Sprinklemist, I have Zeke, I have Tdi, I have myself in an alliance. That is five votes being cast against sorrel tonight. When I say I'm getting you outta here, I mean it.

Nalyd: Guys' alliance, we are voting out Sorrel tonight.

(conf.)Sorrel: i overherd nalyd saying that all the guys are in the alliance and that im a only girl here, im so gonna vote of erm the other dude with the C and i honestly think thats sexist XP

(Nalyd: It isn't sexist. It's strategy. You find something you have in common and use that.)

Ravioli princess of darkness

Nalyd's "Ravioli - Princess of Darkness"

Sunshine remake 2

Turnertang's entry (Sunshine's new style)

(Sorrel: ik, but me no likey XD but whatev)

Sorrel: *ignoring Nalyd as usual and is burning Nalyd's Pic*

Nalyd: Burn all you like, Sorrel. Its still you going home.

Sorrel: and what if your alliance objects

Nalyd: They won't. We're all tight. *gives everyone in alliance an epic fist bump*

Sorrel: really.... cause before i was thinking of me and you in alliance and we would be strong but who cares!

Sunny D: Time for the vote! *is ignored, again* ...guys... vote...? *sighs*

Class 7

Sunny D: *waits for students*
Punksunny

Sunny D all punkified.

Nalyd: I'm here! *spits spitballs at the janitor*

Ravioli: *is the janitor, glares at Nalyd*

(Conf.) Ravioli: I don't know who I hate more right now... Nalyd for shooting spitballs at me, or Sunshine for suckering me into being the cafeteria worker AND the janitor...

(CONF) Nalyd: *slapping his forehead* STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! I couldn't recognize her in the hat!

Nalyd: Sorry Ravi! *runs over and picks the spitballs up off the floor* Sorry, sorry, sorry, and SORRY! How about I finish the janitor job for you once class is done?

Ravioli: Wwweeellllllll... okay, fine.

(Conf.) Ravioli: I like guilty Nalyd. (LOL)

(CONF) Nalyd: Okay, so I don't know if Ravioli likes me more when I am torturing others or being nice to her... Hopefully she likes "Torturing Others Nalyd" better than "Holding a Door Open for Ravioli Nalyd."

Nalyd: Great! Cool! See ya after class!

Sunny D: Um, speaking of which, today's challenge... *grabs lesson plan and reads it* Today's challenge is to take a picture of any member of the Pasti family and give them a makeover. You will have to change as much of them as possible while still retaining their general appearance. Also, make the makeovers believable; for example, don't make Ravioli blonde, wearing lots of frilly pink stuff, and smiling a lot. You'll be graded on creativity, originality, believablility, and if the picture looks good overall. It's due on August 10th. Good luck!

Nalyd: So is this like a re-color or free-draw picture?

(CONF) Nalyd: I'm gonna redesign Ravioli so she looks cooler than ever so she won't be mad anymore!

Sunny D: Umm, yeah, I guess... it doesn't say on the lesson plan, but I think that's what it'd be...

Nalyd: I'll take that as "either one."

Sorrel: so..... im doing free- draw

(Conf.)Sorrel:I have to get an A on this one!!!! and i will take nalyd down I WILL I WILL I WILL *trips andfaceplants on a door* ow....

Matt: How? All you're pics are JPEGS! It's gonna be hard!

Sorrel:L can you free-draw?

Sprinklemist: *lifts the curtain and reveals punk Sunny D. Now with contact lenses!*

Nalyd: Like my pic, Ravi? (I feel like I destroyed the pic DX)

(CONF) Nalyd: I really hope my pic makes up for messing up with Ravioli over the past few days...

Sorrel: im doing 2 character now

(conf.)Sorrel: this better bump my grade up

(Sorrel: uh sunshine, i might turn mine a day late, my scanner aint working so i would either have to wait or just recolor SORRY!!!)

(Sunshine: Would you be able to get it up by the twelth? I could give you that long.)

(Sorrie: ya, i started on my back up drawing (recolor XP))
Duncan Sunny

Matt's entry

Amy Ravioli Academy

Tdi's Amy!! (Sorry if anyone s offended)

Turnertang: Thanks for not voting me off and I'm back! My picture will be up soon.

Sorrel: i got my back up pic done!

Nalyd: well, the challenge is over... Like my pic of you, Ravioli?
Ravioli Academy

Sorrie's Entry (Amy being an adorable school girl! XD XD XD)

(conf.)Sorrel: im not the worlds greatest artist but i think i might just win this!

(CONF) Nalyd: My pick is original, believable, and looks good! *doing a bad impression of George Lopez* I got this!

Ravioli: ...why do I have a little pirate hat... thing? (LOL)

Sunny D: Okay, um, the challenge is over, time for grades...

The Grades

Sunny D: Um, before I do the grades, I have an important announcement. Because you guys have made it to the final six, you're now at our sort of "merge". Thus, the grading and invincibility distribution will be different. Instead of the lowest grades being put up for elimination, one person with the highest grade will get invincibility and the others will be vunerable to elimination. Now, the grades...

Ezekielguy- So that's what I'd look like if I took after my dad... O.O Definately creative and believable, and you did a very good job with the coloring, except for a little bit on the arms. Overall, nice work! I'd say this is an A.

Sorrel- Glad you were able to get a picture done. This is very cute and creative, and pretty believable. However, some of the colors kind of contrasted with each other, so that took away from the picture. In the end, I'd say this gets a C.

Nalyd- Even scarier than usual *shudders* You definately got her personality down. The coloring was only so-so, though, especially on the ravioli accessories (you only got part of the big neckpiece, and you didn't color any of her ravioli hair elastic...). Still, very good, creative, believable. I'd give this a B.

Turnertang- Pretty good job. The bright colors are definately Sunshine's thing, and she looks pretty good as a brunette. However, the coloring was fairly sloppy. Overall a C.

Tdi- O.O Nalyd-Amy... full points on creativity and believability. Also, nice job giving the picture almost a complete overhaul instead of just changing the colors. The coloring could have been better, though, especially with the hair and shoes. In the end, I'll give it a B.

Sprinklemist- Excellent job. I've always kind of wondered what I'd look like without glasses... very creative, and I can sort of believe it. Plus, you put in the extra effort of doing a free draw. Overall, an A.

Sunny D: Okay... so... Sprinklemist and Ezekielguy both got A's. But the invincibility today goes to... Sprinklemist. Being the only one to exert the extra effort to do a free-draw has given you safety today. The rest of you, er, sorry that you didn't get invincibilty, and uh, go relax until the vote.

(CONF)- Sorrel: OH MY GAWD!!!!! i got a C did you know how long that took! (LOL im just overreacting ^.^)

Vote

Sunny D: You can vote for anyone but Sprinklemist.

Nalyd: *votes Sorrel* I have faith in my alliance to keep me safe. We have a bond that won't be broken, even when there is a winner decided.

Sorrel: *votes Tunertang* I VOTE TUNERTANG

(conf.)Sorrel: you guys probably thought i vote off nalyd but i didnt, because if i did and stayed it wouldnt be fun

Turnertang: (Votes Sorrel) For the alliance.

Matt: Sorry, but Sorrel.

Sorrel: b-b-but *eyes widen*

Tdi: (Votes Sorrel) Sorry, but an alliance is an alliance

Sorrel: thats fine *bears a n evil smile and takes out a smoke bomb* SAYNORA PEEPS *dissapeers in the smoke*

Nalyd: Later.

(CONF) Nalyd: Well I don't know who will go next. The alliance doesn't wanna split up... maybe somebody will leave the alliance, think they can rebel, and then be eliminated immediately.

Matt: (In CONF. with Nalyd) I've tried that! Bad idea right there!

(CONF) Nalyd: Get outta here! Stay out of my confessionals! (LOL, dude, you aren't supposed to know what we are saying... Takes away from the cofnessional-ish-ness.)

(Yeah, But sometimes, two people can go in.)

(Nalyd: Please stay out of MY confessionals though.)

Nalyd: *eyes everyone carefully thinking of who will be next to go*

Sunny D: ...okay... um... that's that I guess... er... back to the dorms? *is ignored* ...oh, forget it... *leaves*

Day 8

Dorms

Lobby

Sunshine: *randomly poofs into existance* I'm BAAAACCCKKK!!!!!! Congrats to the final five!!!

Matt: Ms. Sunshine! Look what I made! *Points to his painting, 'The Sunny Lisa'* Do you like it?

Sunshine: I-i- *cries* It's so beautiful!!!!!! And there's pasta in it!!!! And- oh hey, I just noticed it looks like me!!! PWNAGE!!!!! *does the Duncan*

Matt: Glad you like it, mam!

Nalyd: Wow...

Sunshine: *dances until she trips over a chair* Ow.

Matt: Listen, I'm going up now. *Grabs guitar and climbs up to lobby roof and begins to sing* Eh, Gloria. Are you standing close to the edge?

Sprinklemist: *jaw drops* There's only five people left? This flew by...

Nalyd: Sprinklemist, could I see you outside for a second, please?

Sunshine: CHALLENGE TIME!!!! EVERYONE TO THE COOKING CLASSROOM!!!

Cafeteria

Nalyd: Ravioli! I'm gonna win! *hugs her* So how's the janitor job going?

Ravioli: Not so good. Some idiot painted skulls on all the doors in the dorms and I had to clean all of them!!! When I find out who did it... *cracks knuckles* (LOL, run away Nalyd XD)

Nalyd: Well I have no idea! Umm.... I gotta go... *runs away*

Ravioli: Ooo... kay... *pause* Hey, wait, YOU SAID YOU'D HELP ME CLEAN!!!!!!!

Nalyd: I will!... *flashback to Owenguy's camp* How about I get you a pony?

(CONF) Nalyd: *has cast on arm* Okay... Maybe a pony wasn't the best suggestion... (LOL)

Tdi: JANITOR!!!!! WHY IS THERE PAINTING ALL OVER THE SCHOOL?!?!?!?!!?

Ravioli: *glares*

Outside School

Sprinklemist: *waits for Nalyd*

Nalyd: *whispers* Okay, since you won the first immunity yesterday, you may become a target. So I'm warning you now, some of the guys may wanna vote you out the first time you don't win. So I suggest you try harder than ever to stay safe. If I can't win, I hope you do. Remember this during the challenge. *fog appears and Nalyd starts running to make a dramatic exit, fog fades away* Hm... that didn't work... *runs away*

(CONF) Nalyd: See? I can be nice! Sprinklemist deserves this.

Sprinklemist: Thanks. *looks around* Where did he go?

Detention Room

(Chat here after class, unless you've won invincibility)

Nalyd: *sadly* Two days in a row here... So I think it should be one of you three who goes since I got an A.

(CONF) Nalyd: This will be a game-changing vote. We either vote for Zeke who is a huge threat or Turnertang or Tdi who are really tight with me.

Turnertang: Nalyd, who are we going to vote off?

Tdi: I hope I stay

Nalyd: Turnertang, Tdi, we are voting off Zeke. He's been doing great so far and is too big of a threat.

Turnertang: Okay.

Nalyd: Tdi, are you okay with this? If not, we'll be voting you out.

Tdi: Okay

Nalyd: Cool. Sorry, Zeke. Looks like it's you going.

(CONF) Nalyd: It's hard voting out Zeke... I've known him for like... forever, but this is purely strategical.

Nalyd: *waits for vote*

Class 8

Sunshine: Okay, here's the deal. TODAY YOU WILL EACH BE AT ONE OF THE FIVE COOKING STATIONS HERE!!! YOUR TASK WILL BE TO MAKE, WELL, RAVIOLI!!! (Duh!) EVERYONE MUST STAY AT THEIR STATIONS AND NOT INTERRUPT THE OTHER STUDENTS!!! THE CHALLENGE WILL END ON THE EIGHTEENTH, AND THEN I WILL DETERMINE THE BEST CHEF DETERMINED BY THEIR FOCUS, ATTITUDE, AND HOW WELL THE FINAL PRODUCT TURNED OUT! NOW GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ezekielguy's Station

Matt: *Enters Station with a tray containing several Noodles* This should do it! *Pulls out a special Italian tool that can knead noodles into the right shape and drills noodle in to perfect square pocket with curly edges* Right!

Matt: *Fills square pockets with diced sprinkle cheese and smothers it with Ragu* There! (Looks at shirt) Uh oh! My shirt's too small! *Pulls out growth liquid and pours it on shirt*

Shirt: *Grows*

Matt: Good! *Spills growth liquid on ravioli* Whoops...

Ravioli: *Grows to size of a huge trampoline.*

Matt: Perfect! Done!

Sunshine: The challenge is over! Deliver your final product to my desk! *stares at giant ravioli* ...big... so... big...

Nalyd's Station

(CONF) Nalyd: This'll be a piece of cake... What do you think I've been eating for the last three years??

Nalyd: *starts chopping... adds... well... um....* How do you make ravioli?

(CONF) Nalyd: I have this in the bag!

Nalyd: *rolls out thin layers of pasta dough, starts cutting into squares* Okay... *starts putting the square together to form little pockets.* I don't know why Ravioli is always whining about doing this. Its easy! ... Maybe I should have said that in the confessional... (LOL) Well, moving on... *starts mixing tomato sauce, little bit of salt* Time to boil water! *boils water*

Ravioli (Food, not girl): Nalyd...

Nalyd: *stares at ravioli*

Ravioli: Use the cheese, Nalyd! Use the cheese!... Just do it and stop staring at me like an idiot.

Nalyd: Okay... *starts melting some cheese, puts ravioli into pot to boil*

Ravioli: IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!! (LOL)

Nalyd: *ravioli burns, gets new pasta dough, cuts it into squares* I'll never be done at this rate... *put ravioli squares together and fills with the sauce, presses onto the ravioli edges to make the curvy design, put ravioli into boil* Now what?... Oh yeah! *melts cheese*

(CONF) Nalyd: Too easy...

Nalyd; *takes fully cooked ravioli out of pot, puts onto plate, drizzles melted cheese on it* What else?... *puts rice on a plate, moves ravioli to the bed of rice* Perfect!

Sunshine: The challenge is over! Deliver your final product to my desk!

Turnertang's Station

Turnertang: First I'll get some pasta, cheese, and tomato sauce. (Goes to Giant and comes back with pasta, cheese, and tomato sauce) Step 1 is done.

Turnertang: (Puts thin layer of pasta down and starts adding tomato sauce)

Turnertang: (Puts some cheese on top of the sauce and puts another layer of noodle down.)

Sunshine: The challenge is over! Deliver your final product to my desk!

Tdi's Station

  • Gets some flour, meat sauce, and spices from refrigorator*

Okay! So...... how IS it made?

Okay...... um *Puts flour on the pan* I think I'm doing it right!

(It catches on fire) Darn! (Goes to think without putting out the fire)

(Fire Alarm Goes Off) What's making that horrible noise? And why is it so hot in here? (Looks at fire) AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Grabs the fire extinguisher and puts out flames)

........ oh well, I have less than a day to do it... WHAT?!?! (Runs around his station randomly)

Ummm, I hope she likes burned food.....

Sunshine: The challenge is over! Deliver- OH MY PASTA WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE STATION???

Sprinklemist's Station

Sprinklemist: *pulls out his Ravioli Guy Machine* This is so easy. *pushes button* ... *pushes button, again* Dang thing is busted! I'll have to make ravioli from scratch... Oh, well. How hard can this be?

Okay, so... *pulls out flour and pours it into a bowl* Flour is in everything. *pulls out butter and puts it into a bowl* Butter is also in everything. *pour water into bowl* Water is in everything. Next up is... The secret ingredient. *suspiciously looks over his shoulder and sees no one looking* Love! *opens a jar with a heart on it and a rainbow flies into the bowl*

*uses a rolling pin to smooth out the doughy concoction and cuts them into squares* Hmm... What should be in the center... *puts spinach, artichoke, and cheese in a food processor and pushes button* Yummay. *puts a little bit of the mixture in each square* Now the tricky part. *takes a needle and thread and sews two squares together, sealing the filling*

*starts boiling the ravioli in water* Now for the sauce. *takes fresh pesto out of the cupboard and mixes it with a flavorless sauce* La-di-do. *Puts a pan on the stove for the sauce and starts cooking*La-di-da. *stirs things that need stirring* *brings out a bright yellow plate and places the ravioli on the plate* *takes a ladle and pours the pesto sauce over the pasta* Now for the final touch. *places a sprig of parsley next to the pasta on the plate*

Sunshine: The challenge is over! Deliver your final product to my desk!

Sunshine's Desk

Sunshine: Bring your raviolis to me one by one, and I will taste-test them. Then I will do the grades.

Nalyd: *brings up dish* Here is ravioli on a bed of rice with cheese drizzled onto it. Enjoy!

(CONF) Nalyd: Everything taste nice with rice! At least thats what it says on the box... (LOL)

Sunshine: *tastes ravioli* Yum! Next!

Tdi: *brings dish, which is horribly burnt, with a meat sauce smily fave on it) Uhh, this is my dish

Matt: *Heaves giant ravioli onto desk* Mine!

Sunshine: *stares at Tdi's ravioli* EEEEWWWW!!!!!!!! Meat sauce! (XD) *stares at Matt's* ...er... how do I eat it?

Matt: *Hands her a knife* Cut it up!

Sprinklemist: *places the spinach/artichoke/cheese ravioli covered in pesto sauce on Sunshine's desk, as well as a fork and knife and a glass of water* This is to help cleanse your palette, mademoiselle. *said in a cheesy French accent* Bone appetite.

Turnertang: (Places the the ravioli with only cheese, tomato sauce, and pasta in it.) Here you go.

Sunshine: *cuts off a little bit of Matt's ravioli, eats it* Mmm... *pokes Tdi's ravioli with a fork, it disintergrates* ... *tries some of Sprinklemist's ravioli* Delicious!!! *tastes Turnertang's ravioli* Er... this isn't cooked... Okay, I'll start on the grades now!

(CONF) Nalyd: Okay, I know it's either me or Sprinklemist winning immunity. Hopefully, though, if I don't get immunity I will be here tomorrow.

The Grades

Sunshine: Time for grading!!!

Ezekielguy- Nice job at first, you prepared the ravioli well. But, you finished almost a little TOO quickly, and then, er, made the ravioli giant. Also, you never really cooked the ravioli... in the end, a C!

Nalyd- Great job with making the ravioli, except for your burned first attempt. Bonus points for serving the ravioli with a bed of rice! Except... when did you cook the rice? o.O Overall, excellent work, you get an A!

Turnertang- You did great making the ravioli at first! But then... you never cooked it, and it seemed like you stopped halfway through. I'm glad you started and did well at that, however, so I won't fail you... you get a D!

Tdi- ...well, you started it, at least. D!

Sprinklemist- Excellent work! You got creative with the filling, cooked everything well, and finally showed me how they get those two squares of pasta to stick together! And of course, you remembered the all-important secret ingredient!!! I think it's obvious you get an A!

Sunshine: Alright, Nalyd and Sprinklemist both have A's this week... but the invincibility winner is ultimately... Sprinklemist!!! For the second time in a row!!! Congrats! Sprinkle, you can leave. The rest of you, head to detention, the vote will be soon.

Vote

Sunshine: All right, this is a very important vote! Five students in front of me now, only four will go on. A mere three votes against you are enough to send you home. Start voting. Sprinklemist is invincible.

Nalyd: *votes for Zeke* I am sorry it has to end this way.

Sprinklemist: I think I'll get teamed up against next time, but my vote goes to Ezekielguy.

Turnertang: I vote for Zeke.

Nalyd: Looks like Zeke's out... *waits awkwardly for Sunshine to get the catapult, or a farewell speech from Zeke*

Sunshine: *appears out of nowhere with a bowl of ravioli and a cup of tea* Just when I was getting comfortable they get a majority vote... All right! Unfortunatly, the next person to be expelled is... Zeke. This academy won't be the same without you. Now, usually I'd let such a great student give a farewell speech, but I was in the middle of watching TDA, so... *chucks Zeke in the catapult, catapults him far away* All right, that's overwith... *leaves to keep watching TDA* (LOL, sorry Zeke, I just wanted to get to the next day)

Day 9

Dorms

Sunny D: *goes in his dorm, dries off, looks out window and sees it's not raining* o.O

Lobby

Sunshine: Congrats to our final four!!!

Turnertang: Yay!!

Sprinklemist: *nervously* Yay?

Sunshine: Challenge time! To the english room!

Cafeteria

Ravioli: *comes back from cleaning up cooking classroom and repairing Tdi's burned station* I hate my job...

Nalyd: Hey Ravioli! I have a surprise for you.*brings her outside*

Outside School

Sunny D: *sits under tree, writing on a notepad*

Nalyd: *whispers to Ravioli* Watch this. *shoots a spit ball at a bucket in the tree, bucket falls, pouring water on Sunny D* Wow, that actually worked!

Magic Karma Monkey: *slaps Nalyd and runs away* (LOL)

Ravioli: Wow... good aim.

Sunny D: *thinks it's raining, goes inside* (LOL)

Nalyd: Thanks. I've been practicing by spitting spitballs at my mother when I visit her. (LOL) Well, you only have three days left being a cafeteria staff. And if I win immunity tonight, I've got this game won. I can't explain now *eyes shift suspiciously, whispers* They're watching me... (LOL)

Tdi: (Confessional) I can't belive I missed last vote.... If Sprinklemist wins the next challenge, I am totally out

Sprinklemist: (CONF) If I don't win next challenge, I'm totally out.

(CONF) Nalyd: If Sprinklemist doesn't win this challenge, I still wouldn't vote for him.He deserves this. (Gasp, is Nalyd turning nice? o.O)

(CONF) Turnertang: I think if I lose the challenge I'm out.

Nalyd: *waits for challenge* (LOL, I'm the only one who feels safe...)

(CONF) Tdi: This is very scary.....

(CONF) Nalyd: I don't know whose going to go... Everybody is pretty sure if they lose that they are going home. But I am confident we can all agree on one person to go, except the one person, and then vote them out.

(Nalyd: Er... Challenge soon? o.O)

(Sunshine: Yeah, couldn't think of a challenge ><;)

(Nalyd: We could write stories about our time in Ravioli Academy...)

(Sunshine: Nah, it's cool, I've got a challenge. NOW GET TO CLASS! XD)

Detention Room

Tdi: Im doomed

Nalyd: So... this stinks... Tdi, I'm sorry, but I'm voting for you tonight. You just haven't done as well as Turnertang...

Sunshine: Yeah, um... I'm impatient, so, VOTING TIME!!!!!

Tdi: I guess Nalyd, since Im already out......

Class 9

Sunshine: *waits for students*

(CONF) Nalyd: If I win the challenge, I think I can win the whole competition. In fact, this vote will decide the winner, basically.

Nalyd: *arrives* What torture do you have for us today?

Turnertang: (Arrives) What's today's subject?

Tdi: Here

Nalyd: *fist bumps Tdi and Turnertang* Good luck guys. This is the challenge that counts. Trust me.

Sunshine: Okay, final four, YOUR CHALLENGE TODAY IS YET ANOTHER WRITING ONE. AS I'M SURE YOU ALL REMEMBER, I WAS BANISHED FROM THE LAND OF RAVIOLI AFTER A HORRIFIC INCIDENT INVOLVING A GIANT RAVIOLI MONSTER. TODAY YOU WILL WRITE A STORY BASED ON WHAT YOU THINK HAPPENED THAT DAY!!! IT WILL BE GRADED ON CREATIVITY, BELIEVABILITY, HUMOR, SPELLING AND GRAMMAR, AND ALL THAT OTHER GOOD STUFF! IT WILL BE DUE ON SEPTEMBER 5th!!! AND, I'M EXPECTING GREAT THINGS FROM ALL OF YOU, AS I KNOW ALL FOUR OF YOU ARE AUTHORS! GOOD LUCK!

(CONF) Nalyd: If Sprinklemist wins, he wins the whole game. He will win the art challenge, then the roleplaying challenge. He's got this in the bag...

(CONF) Nalyd: This could be difficult...

(CONF) Nalyd: Okay, I feel extremely confident going into grading. If Sprinklemist doesn't win today, I don't know if he'll be here tomorrow. But then I finally get my own room!

(CONF) Tdi: If Sprinklemist wins, it will be me. Nalyd and Tuner are tighter than me and Nalyd. If he doesn't, then it's eith me or Sprinklemist.

(CONF) Turnertang: I hope I stay. I'm not sure who's going.

(CONF) Nalyd: In a way, this is the very last challenge. If Sprinklemist wins, he wins overall. If I win, I win overall. If neither of us win... That's where things get complicated.

Sunshine: GRADING TIME!!!

Nalyd's Story

The True Story of Why Sunshine was Banned from the Land of Ravioli (All the Other Ones are Wrong, Just for The Record) (Just Kidding) (But this is more right than the others) (Yes, I am sure "Righter" isn't a word) (Well go look it up if you don't believe me!) (Did you look it up?) (I don't care, really. Just stop reading this title and read the story) (What do you mean I'm stalling?) (Just skip the title!) (Thanks!)

One day, Sunshine was sitting on her bed in her bedroom painting her face. The room’s walls were painted bright pink, and her bed, which was about thirty times too big for her, was tomato red. The scent of pasta wafted through the room. Her bedroom was huge, as her father was the king of the Land of Ravioli. Sunshine was trying to paint a pony on her very tan skin. While she had meant to paint a small white unicorn, she ended up painting a very large white spot.

“I can’t be seen like this!” Sunshine said worriedly. She then decided to paint her whole face white. “Well now I look diseased,” she said to herself, staring at her arms. “Ravioli!”

A skinny girl with a purple afro walked into the room. “Yes?” she asked in a surly voice. Her mood changed when she saw Sunshine’s pale face. “What happened?” she asked, trying to hold back laughter.

“Go fill the pool with white paint,” Sunshine said.

“Why?” Ravioli asked.

“I was painting my face,” Sunshine explained, “and I got this big white spot on my cheek so I painted my whole head white so it would match and now I need to paint my arms and legs!”

“Why not just wash off the paint?” Ravioli asked. Ravioli, whom was not only Sunshine’s servant, but was also her sister, was known for having common sense that Sunshine lacked.

“Oh, Ravioli. You just love to over complicate things,” Sunshine smirked. “Now go fill the pool with paint!”

“You know, Sunshine,” Ravioli said angrily, “Someday I’ll have my own knight in shining armor who will whisk me away from here and live happily ever after.”

“Please,” Sunshine said, “You’ll end up with some loser in a gray hoodie and blue jeans; that he wears everyday! And he’ll work on the Jungle Cruise Ride at Disney World!”

“You’re lucky you’ve got those security cameras,” Ravioli said, pointing to one on the door. Ravioli then left to fill the pool.

A short, fat man in a yellow suit ran into Sunshine’s room. “Sunshine!” he said excitedly. “You won’t believe what I discovered!... What happened to your face?”

“Ignore it, Owenshire,” Sunshine said. “What did you find? Is it about the Raviolisaurus?”

“Yes!” Owenshire said, jumping up and down excitedly. “They found the last bone!”

“You mean,” Sunshine said in awe.

“Yes, the pinky toe!” Owenshire announced, holding up the toe bone. Sunshine ran to her bed, threw a pillow on the floor, and pressed a large red button that the pillow covered. The room went dark. The bed went under the floor beds, and out came a huge platform with a dinosaur skeleton lying on it.

“Go on,” Sunshine whispered. “Attach the toe.” Owenshire attached the toe. Sunshine pressed a button on the platform and a huge flash of electricity ran through the bones. Nothing moved. Everything was still. Absolutely still.

“That was stupid,” Sunshine said. As stated previously, everything was absolutely still. They had failed to bring the Raviolisaurus back to life. “Whatever. Go make sure my no-good sister is filling the pool.” Owenshire waddled out of the room. Sunshine sighed sadly and looked out her balcony window.

CREAK!

Sunshine turned. She saw electricity sparks jump along the Raviolisaurus’s ancient bones.

CREAK!

The Raviolisaurus’s left leg kicked.

CREAK! BZZT! CRASH!

Before she knew what was going on, the Raviolisaurus was up-right, standing up, and charging out of the door.

By the pool, Owenshire and Ravioli stood beside the million-gallon vat of white paint. A hose lead from the vat to the giant pool, slowly filling it.

“Where did you get all the paint?” Owenshire asked.

“Well, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a homeless guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a hot dog vendor who knows this guy’s cousin who collects paint he steals off of houses.”

“That sounds easy,” Owenshire shrugged.

“Yup,” Ravioli replied.

The Raviolisaurus charged directly into the vat of paint, causing it to explode.

SPLAT!

All of the Land of Ravioli was covered in white paint. All of the once colorful buildings and citizens were now pale.

The police arrested Sunshine the next day after Owenshire immediately admitted to them being guilty. Sunshine was banished to the Earth. All she was allowed were the clothes on her back and a wand (however, the wand doesn’t work in the real world and was just given to Sunshine to mock her).

Sunshine sat in an alleyway, filled with self-pity. It was raining. A fat boy walked into the alley way, carrying an umbrella. Forget him, Sunshine thought to herself. I don’t need any of these humans.

“Are you okay?” the fat boy asked.

“I’m fine,” Sunshine said. She felt calmness in the boy’s soothing voice.

“Come with me, I know where you can stay,” the boy said. He extended his hand to help her up.

Sunshine knew it; she had a friend. She took his hand and stood up. “I’m Sunshine,” she said.

“I’m Owe,” the fat boy said. And that is the true story of how Sunshine joined us on Earth. To make sure she was never as humiliated and ashamed as she felt about the Land of Ravioli banishment, she was nice to everyone from then on. And that’s all I have to say about that.

Turnertang's Story

The Ravioli Dragon

“Now we are near the Pixie Castle.” Said the pixie tour guide.

“Is there anything in there?” a random pixie asked.

“Why, yes. There is a ravioli dragon in there.” The tour guide replied and on that bus was a pixie that just got an idea about the dragon.

“I have an idea.” Sunshine said to her Duncan doll back at her house “I’m going to sneak into the castle and dress the ravioli dragon up like you and make him cook my ravioli. Now I need to get some supplies.”

At a supply store…

“I need some green hairspray, a doorknob, a shirt, a pair of pants, a oven, a basketball, and a some Chinese food.” Sunshine said to the storeowner.

“Let me guess. You are going to sneak into the castle, dress the ravioli dragon up as someone you know, and make him cook all your ravioli but I’m not sure what the doorknob and the Chinese food are for.” The storeowner said as he handed Sunshine the bag.

“Wrong. I’m dressing the dragon up as someone I stalk and the doorknob is to get into the castle and the Chinese food is for my pet doll.”

“Well… have fun!” the storeowner said.

At Sunshine’s house…

“II got you some Chinese food!” Sunshine chirped as she dumped the Chinese food on the Duncan doll and then ran out.

At the castle…

“Now I need to break in.” Sunshine thought aloud as she looked at a sign that said to place a doorknob on the door to make it open “I know what to do.” Sunshine said as she took her doorknob out and threw it at a window and climbed threw it.

“What was that noise!” yelled a voice from a different room.

“It’s the king.” Sunshine said as she drabbed brick and threw it at the king “Now that the kings gone I need to find a dragon.” Sunshine said as she heard a roar and ran to the dungeon.

“I’m hungry!” yelled a giant dragon made from ravioli.

“I new I should’ve kept the Chinese food!” Sunshine yelled.

“Who’s there?” asked the dragon.

“I’m here to dress you up!” Sunshine replied.

“Well you’re the thirty second person to do that.” The dragon said.

“Well I let you have some of the ravioli I make you cook if you.” Sunshine replied.

“If you let me rampage around the city I’ll let you dress me up.” The dragon replied.

“Ummmm… sure!” Sunshine replied as she let the dragon out of the cage.

Two hours later…

“Well its been decided that since that you knocked out the king and let the ravioli dragon destroy the whole city you are going to kick out of ravioli town.” Said the judge of ravioli town as Sunshine was catapulted out of Ravioli City “Never come back!”

“WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Sunshine yelled as she flew all the way out of Ravioli City.

Tdi's Story

One day, a ravioli pixie named Sunshine was banished from her homeland.

"You have been banished!" The Ravioli Mayor told Sunshine.

"Okay!" Sunshine said as she got kicked out.

But, let's see why she was banished. It was the morning, with Sunshine in bed.

"SUNSHINE!" a voice yelled," YOU GET UP RIGHT NOW!" Sunshine awoke with a fright.

"Gosh," Sunshine said to herself," Mom is not very happy today." Sunshine finishes making her bed, puts on her clothes, and runs down stairs.

"Hi Ravioli!" Sunshine said cheerfully. Ravioli didn't respond.

"Eat your Ravioli Pancakes or you're going to be late to school!" Sunshine's mom told her.

Sunshine dumps her food all over herself. "MOM! RAVIOLI DUMPED THIS ON ME!" Sunshine yelled.

"Ravioli!" Sunshine's mom yelled. "I am ashamed! No magazine's for a month."

"Whatever, at least I'll make it farther in life than anyone here," Ravioli said to herself.

"Bye!" Sunshine told her family as she flies to school," WEEEEEEEE!" Sunshine yelled cheerfully as she flew to school. On the way to school, she flew through a billboard. "Oops," she said.

She got to school, but before she walked in the doors, the bell rang. She ran inside to her classroom.

"SUNSHINE!" Mr. Panini yelled," YOU ARE LATE AGAIN!"

Sunshine ignored him, as usual, and sat at her table, next to Flour, Cheese, and Sauce.

"Hi!" she said to her tablemates. Everyone scoots away from her.

"Nice to see you all!" Sunshine said.

After five hours, school was almost over, but one more lesson was to be taught.

"Okay class," Mr. Panini told the class," We will be painting today! Paint something you like!"

Everyone, except Sunshine, got busy.

"Nice flower, Flour, nice bees, Cheese, nice book, Sauce," Mr. Panini told the kids, "Sunshine! What are you doing?!"

"I'm planning on painting something, but I'm stuck," Sunshine replied.

"Why don't you paint a gorilla?" Mr. Panini said sarcastically.

"That's it!" Sunshine said as she started painting.

"What I have I done," Mr. Panini said to himself.

After five minutes, Sunshine had drawn a great gorilla.

"Wow!" the whole class said.

"To add a more realistic touch," Sunshine said," BAM!" She had used her wand to shoot a beam and the gorilla, which was rather large, jumped out of the painting.

"AHHHHHHH!" The whole class screamed.

"I should make something called Photo Shop to share with everyone!" Sunshine said cheerfully.

"WHAT HAVE YOU'VE DONE!" Mr. Panini said to Sunshine.

"I wanted to make it more realistic," Sunshine said.

"What is going on?!" said Principal Potato, who ran inside the room.

"This little pixie wanted to make a more realistic gorilla!" Mr. Panini told Principal Potato.

"THAT IS IT!" Principal Potato yelled at Sunshine," KILLER TRASH CANS! TALKING TELEVISIONS! YOU ARE NOW EXPELLED!"

"Okay!" Sunshine said cheerfully, for some reason.

"NOT ONLY THAT!" Principal Potato yelled," YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE MAYOR TO SEE IF YOU ARE BANISHED!"

"Okay!" Sunshine said again.

Sunshine goes home, to tell her mother.

"WHAT?! YOU GOT EXPELLED AND MIGHT BE BANISHED?!" Sunshine's mom yelled. Ravioli ran up to her room.

At the City Hall, Sunshine and her mom faced the Mayor.

"You have been banished!" The Ravioli Mayor told Sunshine.

"Okay!" Sunshine said as she got kicked out.

Sunshine left her homeland and wondered if she would meet a boy who she would annoy a lot.

Fin

Sprinklemist's Story

- Case File 001 -

- August 11, 2007 -

- The Experiment -

"Hi, everyone!" Sunshine shouts from a kitchen. "My name is Sunshine, and this is the pilot for my new series, Sunshine Cooks Ravioli!" Sunshine lifts up a remote control and pushes a button. Applause is heard. "Now, I shall make the ravioli... I'm not big on introductions." She proceeds to toss the ingredients together with absolutely no explanation. "I'm not too big on explaining things, either. I mean, seriously? Who in Ravioli Land doesn't know how to make ravioli?" Sunshine presses another button and the boos are heard. Sunshine blushes and pushes the button, again. Laughter is heard. After rolling some dough, and some more necessary things, Sunshine produces a ravioli. "Now, I shall add the secret ingredient." Sunshine pulls a box with an 'X' on it out of a cupboard. She reaches into the box and pulls out a microphone. She now sings.

"In the Land of Ravioli,

Yeah, yeah, yeah (Sunshine shakes her hips with each 'yeah')

If love is the question,

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Dancing is always the reply!"

Sunshine proceeds to dance. She now finishes the song on a high note.

"Unless in the case of a restraining ordeeeer!"

The ravioli begins to shake and move. "Oh, awesome!" Sunshine exclaims. The ravioli starts growing. Sunshine says, "I wasn't expecting that... But it works..." The ravioli begins growing even larger and Sunshine quickly tosses it out the window. She begins whistling innocently. She shuts off the camera with her remote.

- Case File 002 -

- August 12, 2007 -

- The Destruction -

A female pixie with long brown hair and glasses appears in the video. She says, "Trixie the Ziti Pixie, here, reporting to you live from the scene of a most bizarre chain of events."

The cameraman says, "Soon to be reporting to you dead."

"Cram it! I'm getting this story!" Trixie shouts. She calmly continues, "A horrible monster has been destroying the city. It is currently unknown where this monster came from, but it seems to have a taste for the inhabitants of The Land of Ravioli." A loud bashing noise is heard in the background as several bricks from a building fall behind Trixie. "The area is extremely dangerous, so we advise everyone to stay away from the city, today, and flee if you can. There's no telling what further destruction this monster will cause, but I'm sure my reporting it will give me a promotion." The video ends.


- Case File 003 -

- August 13, 2007 -

- The Confession -

Dear Diary,

It's me again, Sunshine. I don't know what to do. I know I was the creator of this monster, but I didn't do it on purpose. I don't want anyone to get hurt. So hopefully they capture it soon, but I hope they don't eat it. That would be cruel. I'm thinking of running away so no one can catch me if they found out this was all my fault. I'm also thinking of turning myself in... I can't decide.

Love,

Sunshine the Mad Scientist Pixie

- Case File 004 -

- August 14, 2007 -

- The Capture -

The Ravioli Tribune is happy to be the first to report that the ravioli monster was safely contained and removed from the Land of Ravioli. It is still unknown where this creature came from, but sources tell us that whoever is responsible will suffer banishment from the Land of Ravioli. There have been reports that a large ravioli was seen thrown from the window of an undisclosed individual. An investigation is said to be taking place.

- Case File 005 -

- August 15, 2007 -

- The Decision -

An elderly pixie with a long gray beard and a black robe says to the courtroom, "Due to the evidence against this young pixie," The judge points to Sunshine, "Including a video tape of the monster being created, and a diary entry that confesses her actions in her own handwriting, she is hereby banished from the Land of Ravioli." He slams his gavel down on his desk and Sunshine is carried away by two guards.

"I'm so sorry!" Sunshine shouts as she is taken out of the courtroom.

The Grades

Sunshine: Everyone did great stories this time! The problem? Most of you obviously didn't do your research. SHAME ON YOU ALL. The points that couldn't have happened will be covered in your individual grading.

Nalyd- Let me start off by saying I loved the raviolisaurus. Too bad it exploded... the rest of it was funny as well, like me tan and Ravi being my awesomely abused servant. All wrapped up nicely with a bit of emotion at the end. However, there is one glaring continuity error... Ravioli. She would not have been there prior to my banishment. In fact, I didn't know she existed prior to my banishment. Overall, a B!

Turnertang- Hilarious! Nice idea with the ravioli dragon, and dressing him up as Duncan. I loved my (horribly thought out) plan to get in as well! And my "pet doll", LOL. There were a few minor grammar issues though. Also, as great as this was, it couldn't have happened- I didn't know about Duncan until AFTER I was banished. So, in the end, you get a C!

Tdi- So I invented Photoshop? AWESOME!!! I loved that I didn't care about being banished, too. A boy I would annoy a lot? Hmmm... *looks at Nalyd* Nah, haven't met one. XD It was also nice to see the school and other pixies. Ravi was funny too. "At least I'll make it farther in life than anyone else here." LOL! But, unfortunately, that was a continuity error- Ravioli wouldn't have been there then. Also, you kept changing from past to present tense. Still, nice job, you get a B!

Sprinklemist- First of all, huge props for doing your research. The different viewpoints and formats you used in the story was great, showing all different perspectives and tying everything together nicely. Return of Trixie the Ziti Pixie! Awesome!!! Everything was funny yet believable. Great work! I think it's obvious you get an A!

Sunshine: Well, our invincibility winner was no suprise... everyone 'cept Sprinklemist to the detention room, until the vote! Also, as punishment, you all have to study my life story! *pause* Nah, just kidding, you don't have to... yet. Now, get outta here, all of ya!

Vote

Sunshine: Sprinklemist is invincible. This will be the vote that decides the final three...

Nalyd: *votes Tdi* Sorry it has to be this way, dude...

Sprinklemist: Sorry, but my vote is for Nalyd.

Nalyd: *is surprisingly silent*

Tdi: Sorry Nalyd, but Im here to win. *Votes Nalyd*

Turnertang: I'm not sure what to do!

Tdi: Vote Nalyd and you're in the final three. Vote me and Sunshine will eliminate me since me and Nalyd will tie. Vote yourself and Nalyd is gone.

Nalyd: Turnertang, those three weeks you were gone I voted for Anonymos instead of you. I hope you can re-pay me... And if you vote for Tdi, and I (somehow) win the next challenge, I will definitely pick you for final two.

Turnertang: Your right, you did help me stay in when I was gone. (Votes Tdi)

Nalyd: Thanks Turnertang. *glares at Sprinklemist* It's nice to have a friend I can depend on.

Turnertang: I'm just repaying you for saving my butt while I was gone.

Sprinkelmist: I didn't mean it as a betrayal. >_< I hate vote off games, cause I always end up making a decision that ends up being a mistake. I don't blame you if you vote me out next time, but I don't want you to be mad at me. (I'm sensitive, lol)

Nalyd: I'm not mad. Little hurt, but not mad. I can't guarantee I would bring you to the final three if I could, but I think if I win this I want to beat the best of the best.

Sunshine: A tie? Aw, man, now I actually have to do something... Okay, Nalyd, Tdi, one of you will not move on to the final three. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 22. Each of you get one guess. Whoever gets closest to the number I'm thinking of moves on.

Nalyd: Seventeen.

(CONF) Nalyd: When I was little I had a train with 18 wheels... then I made it go boom. Anyway, seventeen is just a cool number...

(CONF) Turnertang: I woner who's going to win the number guessing.

Sunshine: Tdi, you gonna guess? I don't have all day...

Nalyd: *gets that look on his face that Ezekiel had before Courtney got the last marshmallow in the second episode*

Tdi: I guess number 5.

Sunshine: Alright, guys. The big moment. The number I was thinking of is...

  • EPIC DRAMATIC PAUSE*

...4. Sorry, Nalyd, but it's time for you to go. *hears Nalyd fans chanting "Speech! Speech!"* Are you kidding? That'll take forever! Plus, I've wanted to chuck Nalyd in a catapult for years. *Ravioli arrives and gives her the UBER RAVIOLI GLARE* Eek. Okay, okay, fine, speech it is...

Nalyd: I'd like to thank the academy! Well, actually, I don't want to. These were some of the worst eight or so days of my life... I'm going to be having nightmares about this for the next ten years! I'm going to have to go to therapists! And don't think you won't be hearing from my lawyer! Wait... I have to go home to Amy, Elmo, and MY MOTHER!!! No, let me stay! *music starts playing him off* No! I am not done! I'd like to thank Turnertang, for sticking by me when nobody else would! I'd like to thank my sister, who actually doesn't exist... *continues thanking every person he's ever met as he's dragged onto the catapult* I'd like to thank Sunshine, for FINALLY getting me out of here!

Tdi: HELLO?!?!!? HE LOST THE CHALLENGE!!!! Just kidding. Thanks Nalyd for getting me to the final three! Too bad you had to go like this *whispers* and I hope no one hates me. You played a good game. Bye.

Nalyd: *continues thanking more people* I'd like to thank Nate... Wait... What did Nate ever do for me?????

Sunshine: *drags Nalyd, who is still thanking people, to the ravioli catapult, pauses* Hmm... if I chuck him in the catapult, I won't have anyone to annoy anymore... hm... nah, the desire to chuck him in a catapult is greater than my need to annoy him. *chucks Nalyd in catapult, which sends him far away, as fireworks go off in dangerous proximity to Nalyd XD* Ahh... I've been wanting to do that for years... okay, congrats final three, blah blah blah, you can leave now.

Nalyd: *in mid-air, in audibly shouts* Ravioli! Don't forget me!..... *lands on head*

Day 10

Dorms

Lobby

Sunshine: Good morning, final three! You've all survived days and days of insanity, hard work, and more insanity! As a reward for making it this far, no challenge today! See ya, guys! *hops in ravioli catapult and chucks self far away*

Ravioli: *randomly there* ...wow, I've been waiting for her to do that for years...

Tdi: *Randomly there* Please don't kill me!!!!

Sprinklemist: *randomly not there* Where is everyone? Where am I? *looks scared*

Turnertang: *Randomly there* What happened?

Tdi; I eliminated Nalyd (Laughs maniacally)

(Tdi: Will this camp ever end?)

Sunshine: *flies back to school* I'm back, guys!

Ravioli: *under breath* Darn it... *goes back to cafeteria*

Sunshine: As you guys probably guessed by now, I was just visiting the losers! And, they have voted one of you out! The person who is now eliminated from Ravioli Academy is...

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...Sprinklemist. Sorry, dude. Any last words before we catapult you into the unknown?

Tdi: YAY!! IM NOT OUT!! Oh wait, sorry Sprinklemist. You played a great game!

Turnertang: Sorry Sprinklemist. You defiantly do not deserve to go.

Sunshine: *gets tired of waiting for Sprinklemist's last words, chucks him in the catapult, launches him far away* Finally, Ravioli Academy is down to its final two! Who will win and get their diploma? Who will lose and have to go back to school? Who will I get to buy this school once I'm done with it??? I sure as heck don't know... find out tomorrow! *leaves*

Cafeteria

Outside School

Day 11 (Final Class)

Sunshine: *crashes through the roof of the school with all the losers* Ow... I'm gonna need to repair that... and by me, I mean Ravioli.

Ravioli: *mutters to self*

Sunshine: So, congratulations to our final two, Turnertang and Tdi! Today we will find out who is deserving of their degree in an EPIC final class!!!

Tdi: Will we have to take a big test?

Turnertang: I can handle any test!

Nalyd: *crawls out from under pile of eliminated people* Can't... breathe... Go Turnertang!

Sprinklemist: Go... Either one!

Redflare: Oh god...um...go...either one...or not...I DONT KNOW! *Runs in circles*

Sunshine: Time to get started... final two, to the exam room! Losers, to the detention room, where you'll be watching the finals through hidden cameras in the exam room, and deciding who you'll vote to be the one and only graduate of Ravioli Academy! *shoves losers into the detention room, leads Tdi and Turnertang into the exam room*

Detention Room

Sprinklemist: Wow. So that's what it looks like in here. Is that a jacuzzi?

Nalyd: Yup. Bet you wish you lost a round now, don't you?

TBTDIF: *squints* I was asleep the first time I came here...this looks pretty cool!

Ravioli: *sits in a massage chair eating popcorn* What? I'm not the teacher, I'm not running the last class. I'm allowed here. (XD)

Nalyd: Nice. *whispers* You gotta key so I can get outta here? I'm gonna sue Sunshine for all she's got! *evil laughter*

Redflare: Nalyd you know sunshine films everything we do...*points at camera*. You know...i think i should sue sunshine for my elimination...

Nalyd: You dropped out. And she won't be watching the tapes. *remembers the Great VCR Explosion of 2005*

Redflare: Oh yeah...i knew that...why not? *Remembers VCR ecplosion of 2005* OH yeah...

Nalyd: *in flashback* Sunshine! The instruction booklet is right there! In english!!!

Sunshine: *in flashback* Ohh! Okay! *shoves instruction booklet into the VCR* (XD)

Ravioli: *not in flashback* Nalyd, if I had a set of keys, I would've left this school ages ago...

TBTDIF: Sanga, there's a set of keys right on this shelf...

Ravioli: *grabs keys, stands on massage chair* VIVA LA LIBERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ravi's finally snapped. It was only a matter of time... XD)

Sunshine: *barges in, sees Ravioli with keys* Oh, so that's where I left the keys! *steals*

Ravioli: ..... *eye twitches* (XD)

Sunshine: *pockets keys* Anyway, it's time for the final vote!

Exam Room

Sunshine: *puts Tdi and Turnertang on seperate sides of the room, divided by a wall so they can't cheat off each other* OKAY, FINAL TWO! TODAY IS YOUR FINAL EXAM, AND WILL DECIDE WHICH ONE OF YOU GETS THEIR DIPLOMA! THERE WILL BE THREE SECTIONS TO THE EXAM- A ROLEPLAY SECTION, AN ART SECTION, AND A WRITING SECTION!!! IN THE ROLEPLAY SECTION, YOU WILL BE ASKED SEVERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT THE PASTI FAMILY AND THE ACADEMY! HERE, YOU'LL BE GRADED SIMPLY ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU GOT THE QUESTIONS RIGHT! IN THE ART SECTION, YOU MUST DESIGN A FIRST PLACE RAVIOLI ACADEMY TROPHY! IT WILL BE GRADED ON CREATIVITY, APPEARANCE, AND RELEVANCE TO RA! FINALLY, IN THE WRITING SECTION, YOU'LL BE WRITING A SHORT ESSAY ON WHY YOU THINK YOU DESERVE TO WIN RAVIOLI ACADEMY! IT WILL BE GRADED ON PERSUASIVENESS, SPELLING AND GRAMMAR, HUMOR, AND CREATIVITY! GOOD LUCK!

Tdi's Test

Sunshine: Ready for the test, Tdi?

Tdi: Wait, I have to take a test??? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN STUDY! Oh wait, I don't study (XD)

Sunshine: I'll take that as a yes. (XD)

QUESTION 1: What country did Sunshine visit first after being banished from the Land of Ravioli? (I'm just gonna go on the honor system here and hope you don't look up the answers, since I have no way of checking)

Tdi: Uhh, Japan? (I forgot)

QUESTION 2: What two weeks did Sunshine not grade the classes?

Tdi: I'm pretty sure it's week six and day seven. I'm sure it was six.

QUESTION 3: What is Sunshine's stuffed cat named?

Tdi: Shad-i-kun?

QUESTION 4: Who were the first three people to recieve F's?

Tdi: I think it was Rocky, TBTDIF, and Redflare

QUESTION 5: How many people are in Sunshine's family, and what are their names?

Amy, Matt, Sunny-D, Ravioli, mom, dad. 6?

QUESTION 6: What are the 8 sections each day of Ravioli Academy had?

Lobby, Detention Room, Cafeteria, Outside, Dorms, Challenge..... i forgot the rest.

QUESTION 7: What is Sunny D afraid of?

Ummm, darkness?

QUESTION 8: What was the challenge on Ravioli Academy Day 3?

Let me see..... create a ravioli thingy, then make an invention... SONG!!!! I remember! "Ravioli Heros!" LOL that was my favorite challenge!

QUESTION 9: What was the first camp Sunshine appeared in?

Nalyds Fourth Camp

QUESTION 10: What was the elimination order for Ravioli Academy?

TBTDIF, Redflare, Rocky, TDI19, Sorrel, Anonymous, Matt, Nalyd, Sprinlemist (I think I'm leaving out some people)

Congrats, you've finished the test! Continue on to the rest of the exam!

Tdi's Trophy

Tdi's Essay

Hi everyone, let me just say I am very excited that I am in the finals of the Ravioli Academy and might be able to experiment on monkeys! Why should I win, you ask? Well, I think I have done a good job, got along with everyone, and played fair. I didn't miss a challenge, well, as far as I know, I didn't. I also had a great time here! Thank you.

Turnertang's Test

Sunshine: Ready for the test, Turnertang?

Turnertang: Yes I am!

Sunshine: Good! (I'll just be going by the honor system and hoping you don't look up the answers, since I don't have any way of checking)

QUESTION 1: How many A's did Sprinklemist get before being eliminated?

Turnertang: I think it was five.

QUESTION 2: What is Ravioli's real name?

Turnertang: Melissa?

QUESTION 3: Who were the three staff members at Ravioli Academy and what were their jobs?

Turnertang: I know this one!!!! There's Professor Sunshine, Sunny D the teacher, and Ravioli the cafeteria worker.

QUESTION 4: What camp did Amy first appear in?

Turnertang: Uhhhh... Nalyd's Fourth Camp.

QUESTION 5: Who was the first person to drop out of Ravioli Academy?

Turnertang: Redflare!

QUESTION 6: What is Sunshine's full name?

Turnertang: I think its Ravolina Sunshine Pasti.

QUESTION 7: What was the one Ravioli Academy challenge that was not graded, and what week was it?

Turnertang: I knows this! It was dodge ball on week 5.

QUESTION 8: What world currency is Land of Ravioli money identical to?

Turnertang: Euros?

QUESTION 9: How many challenges were there in Ravioli Academy, not counting this final exam?

Turnertang: I think 10.

QUESTION 10: Name three people Sunshine has an unhealthy obsession with.

Turnertang: Nalyd, Duncan, and... Matt?

Congrats, you've finished the test! Continue on to the rest of the exam!

Turnertang's Trophy

Turnertang's Essay

Why should I win Ravioli Academy? Well I think I should win because I've never gotten an F beside the weeks I missed at camps. I haven't made any enemies and I played fair and didn't betray my alliance. I know I missed like three challenges and I'd like to thank everyone for keeping me in and when I was here I thought I did the challenges pretty well. I know Tdi also played really well but I thought that I played well, made friends, and had a lot of fun. So please pick me to win.

Final Grades

Tdi

Test- You got 3/10 of the questions right, resulting in a D.
Trophy- It looks pretty nice, and I like the little Sunshine on top. However, I wish you'd put more effort into the picture, since all you did was take the Sunshine picture and add a base. C.
Essay- Pretty pursuasive essay, good points, nice spelling and grammar, and LOL at the experimenting on monkeys. XD B.

Overall a C.

Turnertang

Test- You got 4/10 of the questions right, meaning you get a C.
Trophy- Ooh, pretty! I like the colors, the detail, and the little ravioli bits. The large amount of white space around it bugs me a little bit, though. B.
Essay- You made some good points, were pretty pursuasive, and your grammar was good. However, it seemed a little repetitive at times. B.

Overall a B.

Final Vote

Sunshine: Losers, please vote for a winner!

Nalyd: I vote for Turnertang. He didn't turn on me.

Thebiggesttdifan: I'd have to say Turnertang.

Sunshine: Anyone else? Come on, we need more than two votes!

Turnertang: Vote for me everyone!

Codaa: Turnertang.