A rock band featuring the TDI alteregos of wiki users. The lead singer is Matt Tollin. You may assign yourself a position but you have to have a TDI alterego, and if someone else takes the position you want first, there's no arguing! There will be RP concerts. Signups closed! NO MORE! GO AWAY! What did you come here for anyway?!
Signup[]
Matt Tollin-Ezekielguy-Lead Singer
Stephen Nelson-Codaa5-Drums, Assistant C-D Cover Designer.
Hailey Jackson-Tdifan1234-Lead Guitar
Tracy Vaifanua-Anonymous-Backup Singer
Archie Trikal - Turnertang - Bass Guitar
John Travel- Usitgz- Keyboardist
Sunshine the Ravioli Pixie- Sunshineandravioli- person who organizes concerts and designs CDs
Sorrel-sorreltail18-2nd bass gutarist, lawyer (please please please),
James- Tdafan123- New 2nd bass guitarist.
Greg the Weird, Electronic-Loving & Boring Dude- thebiggesttdifan- Soundperson (No longer working with the band)
Patrick Boettger (Seesaw)- #1 Fan Worst enemy-
MEL- TDI19- The stage effects and lighting person/stage manager
"Strange" Dyl (Don't worry, he let me use it) - Nalyd Renrut - guy who does things in case other members get hurt, and writes some songs
Duncan
Roger Kozlowski-Tdifan1234(my other alterego)-bodyguard
Jake Harrington- Rapper and backup rhythym guitarist RockyDoes not work with the band anymore
Jack "Red" Anthony- Rhythym guitarist, turntables, sings some songs, famous for his fire red hair Rocky (Zeke said I could swhitch them)
Zak-Zakkoroen-Assist Sunshine in organizing CDs
Roxy- Designs the outfits & helps write the songs-Ruler of the Sock Monkeys
Owester-Owenguy101- Band manager
Zane Lizoski-Stage designer and Pyrotechnics plays drums(if needed)-Kenzen11
Joy Masterson-Assistant designer outfits and stage and also plays guitar(if needed) backup singer(if needed)logo designner-Kenzen11(My other alter ego)
Kenzen-Agent/Bus Driver-Kenzen
Rosaline Galaxy- Make-up Artist- Tdi
Sky Blue- Photographer and films music videos- Tdi
Leslie- Stalker Fangirl- TDADJ
List of Songs[]
#1= Have it your way By Matt Tollin
#2= Clint Eastwood By the Gorillaz
#3= 19/2000 By The Gorillaz
#4= Dance Like and Idiot By Lemon Demon
#5= Ghost Train by Gorillaz
- CUT! ^ In debut album "The Alter-Ego's"
#6= Slow Country by Gorillaz
#7= Punk by Gorillaz
#8= November has Come by Stephen Nelson
#9= Don't Stop Believin' By Journey
# 10= Stephen Nelson By Matt Tollin
-CUT ^ In second album "November has Come"
# 11= Hailey By Matt Tollin
# 12= Slow Rida By Stephen Nelson
# 13= Were the Alteregos By Matt Tollin
# 14= The Ultimate Showdown by Neil Cicierga (Lemon Demon)
# 15= 9/11 by Gorillaz and D12 feat. Terry Hall
-CUT ^ In third album "9/11"
# 16=Knock 'Em Out by Harcoldy feat. Noah
# I Got the Fire by Codaa5
# M1/A1 by Gorillaz
# Broken by Gorillaz
# Electric Shock by Gorillaz
-CUT ^ In fourth album "Why Are There Heads on The Floor?"
# DARE by Gorillaz
# Trapped in a Drive-Thru by R. Kelly
# Everything you know is wrong
# 1,000,000 things i hate about the people i hate, By Zane Lizoski
Popularity Bar[]
10-9
8-7
6-5
4-3
2-1
0-0
a ? over a number means the current ranking
Grammies[]
Won:
Best Band
Best Album (The Alter-Ego's)
Best Song (November Has Come)
Nominated (Lost)
Albums[]
November Has Come
November Has Come - 1000,0000,0000 albums sold worldwide. Went quadruple platinum.
Coming soon- AlterEgos Mini-Album #1 (Name TBA)
Greg: Will someone put the names of the songs in the album here?
Gadgets/Gear[]
Matt's jetpack
Sunshine's ravioli wand
The band's super geep
Archie's football
Sorrel's cookies, moonbounce
Greg's megaphone
MEL's light remote
Matt's watch
Stephen's lighter
Zane's Pyro Tech
Jake's mic that has wings
Competition[]
The Reality Conquerors (LOL The Young and Famous)
Freaks on Streets
The Unemployed
Friends and Enemies[]
Stephen is friends with Matt
Matt is friends with everyone except the interviewer dude.
Hailey is friends with: mostly everyone
Tracy is friends with: Archie and Hailey
Archie is friends with: Tracy
Tracy is enemies with: The people who makes the action figures.
Hailey is enemies with the interviewer dude
John is friends with Matt,
Patrick is enemies with everyone except the interviewer dude.
Sorrel is friends with: everyone but her best friends are matt and sunshine... probably tracy and stephen
Sorrel is enemies with: Greg
Jake is friends with everyone, except that Greg hates him for some reason.
Greg is enemies with Sorrel
Greg is friends with MEL
Relationships[]
Matt is going out with Hailey
Hailey is going out with Matt
John wishes he had someone to crush on
Greg has a crush on...his girlfriend
Zane is dating Joy
Joy is dating Zane
Stephen has a crush on Sorrel.
Chat[]
Matt: (looks out van window) There it is. Our first gig will be at New Stick City. pull over, Steph.
Stephen: *Growls, then pulls over*
Announcer Dude: and next, if you don't like em' you LOVE 'em.... IT'S THE ALTER EGOS!!!
The lights appear on Stephen, he snaps the drumsticks together 6 times and starts to go on a drum riot.
The light travels over to Matt who starts the song "Have it your way.
The Light flickers from Stephen to Matt until it apears on all 5 of them.
A giant display of explosives procede and cheering can be heard. The band bows.
Matt: were really excited to be here tonight! just wanna say have an awesome rest of ur night! we hope you enjoythe rest of the night to come!
Stephen: *Throws the drum sticks in the air, hits them one the two cymbals hard and dissapears into a puff of smoke*
Archie: (tunes guitar)
Stephen: *Goes backstage while the smoke is still in the air* Awesome illusion!
Tracy: (Starts to warm up.) Do re mi...
Matt: (climbs back in van) interview time.
What are your opinions on the other band members?
Tracy: For the most part, their really nice and fun.
Matt: well, Hailey's nice, Stephen is a grouch, but a nice guy. Tracy is friendly, and Archie is fun.
Tracy: Thanks, Matt!
Matt: oh, anytime.
Archie: Everyones friendly and nice but not everyone is fun and exciting.
Tracy: Well, who's not fun and exciting?
Stephen: *Australian accent* Can we get this bozo out of our van? Seriously, interviewing sickens me.
Tracy: Why, I think it's fun?
Matt: same here.
Archie: Everyones fun but Stephen can be a little grouchy at points.
Matt: uh.. agreed.
Hailey: I think everyone here is really friendly, even Stephen.
Which band member are you the closest with, though?
Matt: Hailey.
Tracy: Archie.
Archie: Tracy.
Stephen: Heh... out of em all probably Matt.
Hailey: Matt
What do you do backstage?
Matt: eat tacos and read.
Archie: I play sports with myself.
Stephen: I practice drums.
Tracy: I talk to my groupees!
Hailey: I text my friends back home and practice guitar
(giggles) if you were to date one of the band members, which one would it be? (snickers)
Matt: I hate you...but...Hailey.
Stephen: THat's enough, your out. *Smacks the interviewer, shuts the van door and drives away*
Matt: (locks stephen in a closet and drags interviewer back in) it's ok. the mean man is gone now.
Archie: Finally, he's gone!
Stephen: *Kicks door down and tackles Matt and starts to wring his neck*
Matt: AHHHHHH!!!!
Tracy: (Whispers to Archie and Matt.) He kind of scares me...
Hailey: wow....
The interviewer takes a picture and runs away.
Matt: oh wow. is that gonna be in the paper?
Archie: (shuts windows) I don't know.
Stephen: *Sighs and rubs his forehead, goes into the back of the van and takes a nap*
THE NEXT DAY
Stephen: *Walks into the van with a magazine* Top story: Stephen and Matt: Band issues, secondary story: Matt is going out with HAILEY?
Matt: oh my god. throw that AWAY!!
Tracy: That could be bad for the band.
Hailey: How'd that rumor start?
Matt: the dumb interview guy.
Tracy: (Reading) It says here that...I WEIGH 300 POUNDS!!!! NOT TRUE!!! WE NEED TO DESTROY THE INTERVIEW GUY!!!!
Archie: I'll get him. (leaves and comes back dragging interview guy) Here he is!
(Codaa5: Let's add a popularity rating bar, friends, enemies and relationship list!)
(Matt: ok sure.)
Mat: hey! our action figures arrived in the male! (picks up Matt action figure) hey! these things are useless! my head does'nt wobble like this!
Tracy: My butt is NOT that big!!!
Stephen: Yea it does M! *Wobbles his neck*
(ezekielguy: lol guess you saw that.)
Tracy: The media makes me look like Godzilla!!!!!!
Matt: get ur kewl shoeshine. (singing)
Archie: My figure is awesome. it dances if you press a button. Tracy your figure says something if you press a button.
Tracy's Figure: My butts big.
A knock is at the door
Stephen: *Opens the door* who are you?
Dude: I want to sign you guys to a record deal, we need to speak with Matt.
Stephen: Yea, of course you do.
Matt: (shoves stephen away) what can I do you for, dude?
Tracy: AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (Destroys figure.) I'm going to speak with the person who made this figure!!! (Storms out.)
Matt: (snickers) were one big happy family here!
Dude: we want to sign you a 5 month contract, for each month you all get 1000 dollars, if we like you. WE keep you. Deal? *Hands him a paper*
Matt: sure, dude! (signs)
(From outside.)
Tracy: I want you to redesign my figure.
Figure Man: It looks fine to me.
Tracy: It is not.
Figure Man: It's fine.
Tracy: NO IT'S NOT!!!! (Attacks figure man.)
Tracy: (Is brought into the trailer by giant body guards.) I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!
LATER, AT THE CONCERT
Matt: get your cool! get your cool shoe shine! get you cool....
Stephen: Yea! Ready for our THREE SONG GIG?
Matt: sure am!
Archie: I am so ready!!!
Matt's figure: getcha kewl! getcha kewl shoe shine getcha.....
Matt: SHUT UP!! (bangs on action figure)
Tracy: I HATE THESE ACTION FIGURES!!!!!!
Announcer: They're on next, you gotta like em, THE ALTER-EGO's!
The light shows on Stephen who is already on stage, clapping his hands six times, the drumsticks appear out of nowhere in his hands he goes on a drum riot.
Announcers: THE ALTEREGOS EVERYONE!!!
(Ezekielguy: let's make the relationships, freinds, enemies and popularity bar now)
Stephen: IT's TIME FOR CLINT EASTWOOD! *1,2,1,2,3,4 and goes on a drum riot*
Mat: I ain't happy I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag and I'm useless but not for long my future is coming on.
Suddenly, Stephen's eyes turn paralyzed and a blue ghost comes out of him.
Del:Yeah... Ha Ha!
Finally someone let me out of my cage
Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view
Look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional
Mystical? Maybe
Spiritual
Hearable
What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy
Lifeless
To know the definition for what life is
Priceless
For you because I put you on the hype You like it?
Gunsmokin' righteous with one token
Psychic among thosePossess you with one go
smoke appears in front of Matt who waves his hands vanishing the smoke
Archie: (throw Tracy action figures to everyone)
Matt: (looks at Hailey action figure and smiles)
Tracy: Everyone, you should throw out your Tracy figures!!!! LOOK HOW FAT THEY MADE ME!!!!
Tracy tips over the curtain and a video of Matt in sighing at a Hailey photo appears on the screen
Patrick: Alteregos Rock!!!!!!!!!!!! Cool action figures.
Audience: Matt likes Hailey!!!
Tracy: Awwwww, that's so cute!
Matt looks at the laughing audience and runs backstage with his hands over his face.
Archie: Its okay Matt.
Stephen: (The ghost goes back into himself and falls backwards into the stage, which is really a underground railride which leads him backstage)
Hailey: O_o
Patrick: Thats new.
Stephen: *Appears in Matt's room* Hey man I feel ya. I have a crush on Tracy but I don't want to tell anyone.
Archie twin brother: (has a video camera and tapes what Stephen said and puts it on the News, the Newspaper, and Youtube)
Tracy: (Is talking with Hailey and Archie.) I feel really bad for what happened to Matt.
Archie: So do I but the same thing probably going to happen to Stephen too.
Tracy: Why do you say that?
Stephen: *Spears Archie and smacks his mouth in*
Archie: What was that for
Stephen: Say a word and your dead.
Patrick: (Reads newspaper) WOW Stephen is brutal!
Archie: I didn't do anything to you it was my twin brother who was staying over night.
Stephen: *Runs away to find him*
Tracy: (Reaches for a newspaper.) What's so important?
Marketer: *Slaps her hand* YOU PAY 50 DOLLARS!
Tracy: Can I borrow your newspaper, Patrick?
Archie: Here, you can have mine Tracy.
Archie's twin Brother: hey guys did you see my video?
Tracy: Thanks, Archie. Now let's see what's so important...
Stephen: *Jumps into a pile of boxes*
Archie's Twin brother: Hey Stephen.
Stephen: *Grabs Archie's brother and beats him up*
Archie's twin brother: (cries and runs away) WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Archie: my brothers a baby but he will be back for another visit in a week.
Stephen: You taught your brother to take videos?
Archie: No my dad did because he is the guy he tapes the show 60 Minutes.
Tracy: (Finishes newspaper.) Stephen has a crush on me?!? (Blushes.)
Stephen: *Walks up to Tracy* So I guess you heard...
Tracy: Yeah...but the truth is, I've always sort of, liked you too...
Stephen: *looks up* Really?
Hailey: awwwww! :)
Tracy: Yes....
Stephen: So... do you wanna go out?
Tracy: Okay.
Stephen: *Actually smiles*
Tracy: (Smiles back.)
Greg: *Calls Matt up with a cell phone* All right! I got the instruments. You comin' to get 'em or what?
Patrick: What, Stephen and Tracey who knew????
Hailey: When's our next gig?
Producers: Our next "gig" will be a fter we hold auditions for a keyboardist
Patrick: Ohh A audition for Keyboardist I rock the keyboard!
(Patrick is a horrible alterego so I'm changing a few things)
John: Hey I've got mad skillz on the keyboard.
Producer guy: We have narrowed it down to Patrick and John and the new keyboardist is... John! (Patrick, turns into a person who hates the alteregos and you will see him in the future :) or will you...)
John: What's up!
Greg: Our next gig is at...(checks list)...The Coffee Condo? Wait, who put this here? (consults with producers) Oh...yeah. To the Coffee Condo, everyone!
Matt: (gets in van) well, since were here, how about listening to our new album, "Stephen Nelson"? (plucks the CD in the radio)
John: Too bad I don't know anyone:(.
Interview dude: WAIT! WAIT! (runs after the van)
Matt (who is too focused on the music to notice him) accidentily drops a stick of nuclear plutonium out the window. The interview dude explodes.
John: (Laughs) Nice dude!
Matt: (confused) what did I do?
John: You didn't notice that you dropped a stick of plutonium and killed The interviewer dude?
Matt: I DID? SWEET!! (the van pulls up in front of the cofee condo.)
John:I can't wait for my first gig.
Matt: ur gonna love it!
John: So how does Stephen Nelson go?
Matt: huh? oh something like this! (breaks in to completely random song and dance) I aint happy, I'm feeling rad, I got additude I'm a spunky lad and I'm Stephen I know it's wrong, but my future is comin on
Hailey: yeah, its a pretty cool song.
Matt: (slicks back hair) uh.. yeah. um Hailey can I talk to you for a minute in private?
John:Dang, no one to talk to :(
Hailey: ok...
Matt: um about that last gig? I'm really sorry. I guess I just really like you. it wont happen again.
Hailey: K, matt.
Greg: All ri-
Matt: and I um know this sounds awkward, but do you um also have the same feelings?
Greg: All ri-
Hailey: I...actually sorta do...
Greg: ALL RIGHT EVERYONE! OUR GIG STARTS IN FIVE MINUTES! GET READY FOR SOUND CHECK!
Matt: I guess we'll talk later, Hail.
Hailey: K. (practices guitar chords)
John: (Practices on his keyboard)
Announcer: and here they are performing there new song, stephen nelson!! (his cell phone rings) talk to me. (pause) what do you means there's a change of plans?!! (pause) alright alright! here they are performing there new song, HAILEY!!
John: Thinks: I don't know how to play this song
The song plays and it is an instant hit. after the gig Matt walks over to Hailey.
MEL: *Starts up lights*
Archie: That was a great concert everyone!!!
Matt: sure was! I even hooked up with Hailey! best day of my life!
Hailey: We did awesome! *highfives Archie and Matt*
Archie: You were awesome Matt and you too Hailey!
Matt: you guys were all terrific! (turns out light in van) good night.
Week 2[]
Matt: good morning!
Archie: Hey Matt.
Matt: dig this! the cartoon network just made a saturday morning cartoon about our band! it's on now let's watch! (he flips on the tube)
Cartoon Matt: I like taquitos!
Matt: but I like tacos not taquitos!!
Cartoon Tracy: my butt's big!
Tracy: IT IS NOT!!! AAAAAH!! (Storms out to complain to the cartoon network people.)
Cartoon Matt: eat a kewl! eat a kewl! moon pie!
Matt" there not even getting the words to our songs right!
Archie: I love this show!!
Matt: me too!
The screen shows Matt eating a taco and dumping on to Stephens head over and over again.
Tracy: (Storms back in.) I HATE IT!!!!
Archie: I love the Cartoon Tracy!!!
Cartoon Tracy: My butts big!
Matt: (is being interveiwed) welcome to Alteregos merchandise factory! it's a ton of fun here! we thought we'd take a little visit!
Tracy: IT'S NOT THAT BIG!!!!! (Storms into the merchandise factory.) AHHHHH!!! (Sees camera.) Hi....The public isn't going to see this, are they?
Archie: When did we get a merchendise factory?
Matt: we've had it for ever! whats your fav merchandise?
Tracy: I hate it all!!!
Archie: My favorite merchendise are the bobble head. (Wacks the Tracy bobble head)
Tracy's Bobble head: My butt is big!
Archie: I didn't know the bobble heads talked.
Tracy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
John:(Watching cartoon) Hmm... my cartoon is... different
Cartoon John: I have no friends :(
John: I don't have any merchandise?!?!?
Tracy: You're not important.
Cartoon Matt: Whats up with the keyboardist dude.
Cartoon John: Hey Matt
John: My cartooon character is called "the keyboard dude"?!?!?! :(
Matt: *snickers* we have a new song! it's called "IT'S NOT EASY BEING RENRUT!"
"Strange" Dyl: Sounds cool!
Matt: uh huh! let's see what the cartoons do to it....
Cartoons: it's not easy eating bean rot!
Hailey: wow...
Cartoon Hailey: OMG! I'm like, so totally awesome!
Hailey: They turned me into a prep!
Cartoon Matt: I like taquitos, occaupella and hailey! (goes to makeout with hailey)
Matt: this show sucks.
Tracy: I KNOW!!!!!
Hailey: and I thoguht Cartoon Network was cool...
Matt: same here!
Cartoon Stephen: I'm TOUGH!!! (beats up Matt and Hailey who are making out)
Cartoon Greg: ALL RIGHT YOU FREAKS! GET READY FOR YOUR NEXT GIG!!!!!!!!!!
Greg (watching from soundbooth): Geez, I'm not THAT bad...
Matt: alright then.... moving on to the testing lab! this is my buddy, Phil and he works here! hi, Phil!
Phil: hey, Matt! were working on the alteregos voodoo dolls now! (pokes needle thru Matt voodoo doll)
Matt: OUUUUUCH!!!!!
Phil: it works!
Greg: Where's the TDI merchandise? I thought you said you had that too.
Matt: here. (pulls out Ezekiel and Harold talking plushies)
Sorrel: HEy matt i see you let me design CD's ALRIGHT *gives matt a high 5
Matt: you and sunshine will work together!
Sorrel: I also wanna help with you guys so if you need any help matt Im here!!!
Archie: Hey guys. (Is holding newspaper) Look at todays headline.
Headline: Tracy's butt is big.
Co- Headline: Are the Alter Egos actually good.
Archie: He look at this Matt doll. (Pokes with a needle and throws against the wall) I think that was a voodoo doll.
Sorrel: *slaps archis* MAtts nice and a friend I see theres a keyboardist!
Archie: Oh yeah. (picks up keyboardist doll and throws it against the wall) That was fun.
Sorrel: I do play the piano and keyboardist people rule!
Matt: yeah don't be mean to john.
Archie: Anyway did you hear on the news? They said are band was one of the worst bands ever!!!
Sorrel *gasp*
Matt: WHY???
SOrrel: i think you guys shuold perform more don't worry ill find a-a stage
Matt:.....
SOrrel: in wisconsin though......*looks of in space
Matt: WHY ARE WE ONE OF THE WORST BANDS EVER???? WHAT HAPPENED???
Sorrel: err... maybe because archie is lying
Matt: maybe your right.
Sorrel: really well you can kick archie out the band
Matt: no I could never do that.
SOrrel: I was just kidding *luaghs*
Archie: The news said we don't sound good, we have bad songs, and we have horrible merchandise. and if you don't believe me just look at the news paper.
Sorrel: well for the merchandise tracy's butt is to big, and we need shirts, cups, blah blah blah never mind but PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS MERCHANDISE ITS ALL YOU FAULT
Archie: I agree with you.
Mat: (throws Phil in lava pit) FROM NOW ON, WE MAKE THE MERCHANDISE!!!
Sunshine: *suddenly crashes through window* DON'T FIRE ME AGAIN I SHOWED UP THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats ravioli to calm self down* So, do we have enough songs to publish a CD yet? WE SHOULD MAKE A SONG ABOUT RAVIOLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats more ravioli*
Matt: not a bad idea.
(Ezekielguy: I'm thinking about making animated music videos and posting them.)
Sorrel: uh huh SUnshine... where were you?
Sunshine: Uh... nothing involving following Duncan everywhere he goes... *shifty eyes* Anyway, the band should sing something by Paramore! My fave band! *sings horribly* HOW DID WE GET HERE, I USED TO KNOW YOU SOMEWH-- *every window in the building breaks* o.O I'll stop singing now.
Matt: so, the 1st album, 19-2000 should probably have all of us on it since it IS our first album and people want to know who we are.
SOrrel: we need pictures than!
Matt: I'll send them to you.
Sunshine: *writing ideas for the album down on the back of her hand*
(sorreltail18-im going to switch to my laptop so wait 3 or 2 minutes)
Sorrel: *dances
Greg: *listens to Alteregos' competition, Freaks on Streets* Hey, can we use one of their songs? We can make them jealous of us. I'm writing down the lyrics as I'm listening.
Sorrel: Yah ok *rolls eyes*
Sunshine: *hits Greg over the head with ravioli wand* PARAMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greg: *listens to Alteregos' competition, Freaks on Streets* Hey, can we use one of their songs? We can make them jealous of us. I'm writing down the lyrics as I'm listening.
Freaks on Streets: YEAH! BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO! YOU'RE JUST STUCK IN ONE LITTLE PLACE WITH NO SHELTER! SO HOW YOU GONNA LIVE? YOU'RE GONNA GO HELTA SKELTER! *breaks into drum solo* YEAH! JUST IN ONE PLACE WITH NO SHELTED! SO HOW YOU GONNA LIVE! YOU'RE GONNA GO HELTER SKELTER--
Background Vocals for Freaks on Streets: Helter-Skelter...
Freaks on Streets: YEAH!
"Strange" Dyl: I know a good song we can do!
Sunshine: *stares blankly at Greg* ...THAT'S our competiton???? Our songs are ten times better!!! It sounds like something... something I would write!!!
Sorrel: me tooss
Matt: they really suck....
Sunshine: Totally... *listens to iPod while designing CD cover ideas, then gets bored and draws ravioli* ^^
Sorrel: *takes out her ipod* ohh NICKLEBACK and and and LINKINPARK *then eats a box of flavored blasted goldfish*
"Strange" Dyl: *writes a song* Nice!
Sorrel: *stares at "strange" dyl* when did you get here?
Matt: he's new.
"Strange" Dyl: About 74 lines up. (LOL) I wrote a new song!
Greg: (reads newspaper) Let's see...Bob Johnson suspended...Nick Stevenson holds world record...ah, Music section. Beethoven and Bach in the final round of Composer Madness...Freaks on Streets get Tonys Award...Billy Bob writes best song--
What the heck? (zooms back)
Headline: Freaks on Streets get Tonys Award
Co-Headline: Alteregos are crumbling under merchandise pressure--
Matt, blow up the merchandise guy. It's killing us, especially Tracy.
"Strange" Dyl: Let's write some parody songs!
Matt: ok well you guys know that nalyd renrut, right?
Archie: Yeah, I know him.
Matt: well..... (randomly breaks in to song and dance) poor nalyd never gets no time to sing a song or solve a crime! it's not easy being RENRUT!!
"Strang" Dyl: Great!
Matt: you need more people for your camp, don't want to be to frizzy don't bother asking nalyd he's too busy!
The next day[]
Cartoon Network person: We had to cut your show... you guys aren't popular anymore.
John:Thank goodness!
Cartoon Network person: What did you say keyboard dude, anyways got to go!
John: (Facepalm)
Matt: I have an idea to make us popular again!
John:(groans) what?
"strange" Dyl: Dear god what?
Matt: hold a sec. (comes out wearing an awesome costume, new hair do, fresh new songs, and he looks hotter) get on your costumes and we'll go to the gig in our new super-geep!
John: (Dressed up as an indian) Are we going to be the village people part 2?
Matt: no, but you can still wear that....
John: YMCA!
Matt: (walks outside) may I present...... THE SUPER GEEP!!! it has everything! even a recording studio! this geep will be our new home! it can turn in to anything we want, fly, shoot rocket missels, you NAME it!
John: Can it self destruct?
Matt: no. why?
John: Then why does this button say self-destuct?
Matt: it just makes a fun noise. that's the only reason they put there!
Super Geep: *FLURP*
"Strange" Dyl: *dresses like Miley Cyrus* Uh-oh, this was for The Rock. *changes* What to wear....
Matt: also, were playing with the gorillaz!
John: Then what does the funny noise button do? (presses button)
Super Geep: (Blows up and reforms) FLURP
John: Cool!
Matt: it's invincible! it can hold all of our merchandise and stuff! (gets in car) alright we mightys well practice in the recording studio (goes to studio and starts singing Soul Child Remix)
"Strange" Dyl: Guys, I'm levin' the band.
Matt: WHHHHYYYYY???!!!!
"Strange" Dyl: I got a recording contract. I'll be the next Weird Al. I'll be back someday. Peace. *turns away slowly and walks*
Sunshine: N-N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles "Strange" Dyl* YOU CAN'T LEAVE!!!!! You were the BEST songwriter! This is because of our decline, ISN'T IT? We aren't good enough for you??? *eyes water* I thought what we had was special!!! *suddenly mad again* AND IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, WHY DO YOU HAVE A MILEY CYRUS OUTFIT???
"Strange" Dyl: LOL. I was watching the KCA. Some guy on it was asking her what she wante Dwayne Johnson to wear and he said "like a hooker?" LOL. Later y'all!
Sunshine: ...well... that... was... disturbing... anyway! *eats raviolis*
Stephen: *Walks in* What's going on?
Sorrel*wakes from nap* Uhh sunshine do you have the cd cover!!??!!
Stephen: Oh, I made the C-D cover this time. And over at the ESRB they rated it.
C-D Cover.
Sorrel: uhhh am I supposed to say anything! *sits down and listens to I pod and stands up and eats a pop tart*
Stephen: And Guess what, it already sold 500,000,000 albums WORLDWIDE! And now that we have money from that. We can make our own merchandise and get ourself off the ground! And, I got a call saying some place called Parlophone wants to make a deal with us. The same record company that Gorillaz are with.
Sorrel: wow stephen thats a lot!
Sunshine: *is asleep in the trunk of the Super Geep, snoring abnormally loudly for a pixie o_O*
Stephen: *Hears her and goes outside, opens the trunk and grabs her* Guess what ^.^
Sorrel: Sunshine you snore a kinda loud
Sunshine: YOU WOKE ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bites Stephen, then climbs back into the trunk, closes it, and goes back to sleep*
Stephen: *eye's turn big and small and Del comes out of him and goes into the trunk* (If you didnt know Del is the ghost inside of Stephen.)
Del: Yo, man that is evil dog.
Sorrel: eep yo del!
Sunshine: *bursts out of trunk* NOW YOU WOKE ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *randomly does an exorcism on Del then climbs back into the trunk and goes back to sleep*
*during the exorcism Stephen wakes up, making the process fail*
Stephen: Heh?
Sunshine: *picks up the Super Geep and throws it at Stephen, thinking he's still Del* YOU WOKE ME UUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *foams at mouth*
Matt: anyway, to the gig!
Sunshine: YOU WOKE ME UUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAWWWRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(LATER AT THE GIG)
Matt enters shaking hands with 2-D.
Sunshine: *is on top of one of the lights, asleep again and snoring loudly*
Stephen: *Bumps Matt and starts to shake hands with 2-D, when suddenly Matt's cellphone rings* Thats probably Parlophone.
Matt: (sings Hailey, Punk, Man Research, and Soul Child Remix)
Stephen: *Sighs and rips matt's phone out of his pocket* Hello? Yea? Ok! WOOHOO! Oh... Ok... Bye. *Click* Dude say's were not going to be on stage. All of us will be virtual holograms BUT we will be behind them doing everything.
Sunshine: *rolls over in her sleep, causing her to fall off the light and land on 2-D, yet she still doesn't wake up o_O*
Matt: ok. (awesome concert begins. they become popular again.)
(THE NEXT DAY)
Headline: alteregos return. nominated for grammys.
Sunshine: *flipping through newspaper* Lessee... some junk about used cars... some junk about the stocks... some junk about the Alteregos nominated for the Grammys... AH! Here we are! The comics! *reads comics*
Sorrel: anyone miss me???
Sunshine: We always miss you when you're gone!!! *hugs* You want the comics when I'm done? There's nothing else good in the paper today, just junk about the economy and new movies and something about the Alteregos being nominated for the Grammys. *shrugs*
Sorrel: EEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry that was loud but I hope that happens!!
Sunshine: Woah, you like the comics that much? o_O
SOrrel: no no about the grammys! silly goose
Sunshine: ????? *dumb blonde moment XD*
SOrrel: do you think the stage hands have crushes?
Sunshine: I dunno, but I like Duncan!!!! *cuddles Duncan plushie* Think Stephen'll introduce me to him?
Sorrel: maybe, but do you like anyone in the band?
Sunshine: I LIKE DUNCAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Sorrrel: I mean the users *gives cookies shapped like duncan*
Sunshine: Uhhhhh..... Duncan? *munches Duncan cookies* SO YUMMY!!! XD
Matt: ha. natch.
Sorrel: huh? I mean stephen, matt, john, or greg?
Matt: (natch means easy incase you didn't know.)
Sunshine: Matt! Sup! You want the comics? There's nothing good in the paper today, just the usual stuff. Y'know, coupons, stuff for sale, something about the Alteregos getting nominated for the Grammys...
Matt: (spits out coffee) THE ALTEREGOS GETTING NOMINATED FOR THE GRAMMIES??!!?!?
Sorrel: WHO DO YOU LIKE MATT!!!
Matt: hailey. you know that! were goin out but seriously WE are nominations for the GRAMMIES??!!?
Sunshine: ..... *wipes coffee off glasses*
Sorrel: yep and do you think stage hand people can like band members?
Matt: um.. yeah they can actually. why???
Sunshine: Yeah, why? *stares expectantly at Sorrel*
SOrrel: err...Just wondering *stares of in space*
Matt: do you like someone Sorrel??? you can tell meeeee!
Sorrel: i don't want to its a secret i tell sunshine... i guess i can tell you
Sunshine: *chucks Matt out a nearby window and locks it* Now, where were we? Oh yeah, SECRET CRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *big smile*
Sorrel: Umm *turns really pale and whispers........
Matt: you can tell ME I'm not gonna tell anyone
SOrrel: i thought you were locked out fine I like the keybard dude.
Matt: I'll bet John will be thrilled to go out with you! in fact, were having a little party to celebrate the band being popular again. you can bring him!
Sorrel: uh huh *stares of in space again* just don't tell anyone matt and if someone knows it bye bye!
Sunshine: *goes to make heart-shaped ravioli for the occasion*
Sorrel:*runs after sunshine just for the fun of it*
Matt: I'm going with Hailey.
SOrrel: we should find out who Sunshine likes
Sunshine: *makes A LOT of ravioli* Hey, has anyone seen Stephen?
Matt: uh oh. if she likes Stephen it means trouble!
Sorrel: *takes a ravioli* why matt?
Stephen: What are we nominated for? (STUPID EDIT CONFLICTS)
Sorrel: matt answer me why???
matt: well, stephens going out with TRACY
Sunshine: STEPHEN! *tackles* I need to ask you something important.
Matt: oh god no.
Sorrel: oh crud
Stephen: yes?
Sunshine: Can you get your brother to come to the party with me? I LUFFLES HIM ^^ *goes into Duncan rant*
Sorrel: i though sunshine was going to say never mind
Matt: *PHEW*
sorrel: right!
Sunshine: DUNCANDUNCANDUNCANDUNCANDUNCANDUNCAN
Stephen: *Starts to cry* Duncan died last year!
sorrel: why?
Matt: (chibi) WAAAAAHHHH------
Sunshine: O__O *brain explodes*
Sorrel: that so sad
Matt: (still chibi) BAHHH-----HaH000000-----
Sorrel: anyway i can't imagine hailey dieing uh oopps I WAS JUST KIDDING!!
Sunshine: *goes into a state of deep depression*
Matt: (laughs) he's not really dead is he, Stephen? ha ha!
Stephen: *Lifts up Matt by his neck* DO I LOOK LIKE IM KIDDING?
Matt: nope. can I have my neck back now? (isn't hurt)
Sunshine: *goes into even deeper state of depression*
Matt: I am going to use my amazing singing ablilities to bring Duncan back from the dead. (codaa you play him.) (sings beautifuly) OOOOOHHHHHHH!!
(Duncan rises up and is alive again)
John: (Walks in) Zombie Duncan! (Runs out)
Matt: chill, dude! he's not a zombie!
Duncan: *IS paralyzed for a second and ends up kissing Sunshine*
Matt: I guess I sing really well then. (chuckles)
Sunshine: *becomes the happiest ravioli pixie alive*
Matt: awww... that's soooo cute! <3
John: (Walks back in with one eye twitching) I think you sang to well..
Matt: I think ur right.
John: Look out the window! (John & Matt look out the window and see tons of used to be dead people)
Matt: is'nt that good though?
Noodle: yay!! I'm alive!
Matt: SEE? Noodle from The Gorillaz is BACK!
John: Um, Matt no the world will be overrun with invincible used to be dead half undead people! Hey is that George Washington!
George Washington: A horseless bus, amazing!
John: and they'll all be technologically impaired!
(A man with a black mustache throws a bomb at Matt but misses)
Matt: (sarcastic) Gee, I wonder who THAT was.
John: See, Phil & the interviewer dude are out to kill you!
Matt: (sings so good that he is able tomake allof them dead again except Duncan)
John: Nows theres tons of dead bodies everywhere! Well at least there not moving, Phew! (Reads newspaper) People come back to life then die moments later, massive cleanup efforts on way, Freaks on Streets blamed.
Matt: (big evil grin) heh heh heh. do you know what that means?
John: No competition?
Matt: yup! our only competition for the grammies is "The Unemploye`d" who suck with their new song, "Blue-Collar Blues"! were gonna win!
Grammy Day[]
John: Wow we went from sucking to the grammies in two days. :0
Matt: I know, right? amazing!
Announcer: and the winners for best band in the world is....THE ALTEREGOS!!!
John: (goes up with the rest of the band to recieve award)
Security person: Who are you punk!
John:John
Security Person: Get out of here!
John: (sighs) I'm the keyboard dude. (sighs)
Security dude: he left!
John: (sighs) I'm the indian.
Security person: fine, go through.
Archie: I can't believe we won a grammy!!!
Announcer: Wait, it looks like ANOTHER band is nominated! Voodoo Highway!
Stephen: *Walks onto stage and jaw drops* What? You already said we won!
Matt: you can't do THAT!
Anouncer: KIDDING!!
Matt: *PHEW*
Announcer: And with that, The AlterEgo's will perform there new hit song. November has Come!
Stephen: Matt, i wrote this one. *Hands him a piece of paper with lyrics on them* Quickly memberize em!
Matt: just make Del fly into my soul or something.
Sunshine: *sitting in the audience with Duncan and gasps* Did you hear that, babe? We won the Grammy! *hugs him*
Trey Brown: Hey, I heard you one a grammy. May I be the advertiser?
(Suddenly The lights turn out then seconds later the lights turn back on and the alteregos are gone)
Announcer:Where did they go? Ummm.... hehe now to preform are the unemploy'd!
(The Alteregos wake up and are in a warehouse)
John:What the, wait there's no doors or windows, or exits period!
Voice:Muhahahaha, you will never escape!
Trey: Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Wait, is this like Saw?
(Suddenly the wall opens and out steps a short man dressed like Jigsaw)
Person: I am Seesaw would you like to play a game?
John: OMG RUN! (Runs through wall)
Seesaw: Wait don't go in there!
John: What the? (Sees pictures of the alteregos with Xs through them)
Trey: I like games. Wait, haven't I seen you before?
John: Your that Patrick kid, aren't you!
Seesaw: Uhhh.... no!
John: Then why does this say Patrick rulez!
Seesaw: Uhhhh... that's my brother.
John: Too bad we can't stay (opens door and everyone leaves)
Sorrel: *appears randomly* hey! ITS grammy time!
Sunshine: *drives up suddenly in the Super Geep (probably bad since she doesn't know how to drive) with Duncan in the passenger seat, and accidently runs over Seesaw* C'mon guys! We're gonna be late for our next show!
Sorrel: *is confused at first* i thought duncan was dead?!?
Sunshine: Matt ressurected him with his awesome singing. He also re-alive-ified everyone who ever died ever but reversed it for everyone but Duncan. ISN'T THAT AWESOME??? *hugs Duncan*
(Sunshineandravioli: RE-ALIVE-IFIED IS NOW OFFICIALLY A WORD XD)
Sorrel: TOTALLY AMZA-ZING is john and matt here anyway?
Stephen: *Appears otta nowhere* Nope.
Patrick: No my costume you ran it over! (Runs away) You'll see me again!
John: He's wierd, lets roll and hope we make it before the unemploy'd steal are show!
SOrrel: weirdo
Stephen: Two grammys in one day, a one for Best Band, which we won and Best album. I hope we win, I SPENT ALOT OF TIME MAKING THAT COVER!
Sorrel: thats amazing right there you guys winning 2 grammies
Alteregos: (Arrive at show)
John: Let's rock!
Sorrel: ill stand in the crowd, cheer for you guys
Announcer: And introducing our last Nominee for Best Album, who are performing their hit song... November Has Come... THE ALTEREGO'S!
Stephen: *Magically appears on stage. With only John* (Dont worry. It's a drum and keyboard only song)
Sorrel: or stephen I could just video camera you guys and post it live on youtube!
John: (Starts playing keyboard)
sORREL: *watches*
Puzzle Piece: Muhaha I"ve come to kidnap the Alteregos!
Stephen: *Into the microphone at the drums* Something is starting today, Where did he go why you wanted to be, well you know November has come, when it's gone away.... *repeats it again and the song ends*
Announcer: Give it up for the Alter Ego's!!! *Claps* And I have the envelope right here, and it shows as that The Alter Ego's are nominated for two grammy's! Best Album and Best Song. And the winners are....
Best Album: the Alter-Ego's album (The Alter-Ego's!)
Best Song: "November Has Come" by The Alter-Ego's
Sorrel: *cheers in the crowd*
Matt: OH YEAH!! WE WON A GRAMMY!!
Hailey: Awesome! *highfives the band members*
The Party[]
Archie: What an awesome party!!!
Matt: (chugs marshmallows) 100,076! I am a marshmallow GOD!!
Archie: I can chug more marshmallows. (Chugs 100,077 marshmallows) Ha!!
Stephen: (chugs 100,078) Ha! Where's tracy?
Archie: I have no idea but I brought my twin brother.
Archie's Twin Brother: Hey guys.
matt: WHY ARE U HERE????
Sunshine: *walks in and is confused by the two Archies, her brain explodes*
Archie: Are you okay Sunshine?
Matt: (speeds in on new jet pack) ATTENTION PARTY GOERS!!! IMPORTANT NEWS!!!
Archie: What is it?
Stephen: Seriously, you bore me.
Sunshine: I want a jet pack... oh, wait, I have wings!!! ^^
Archie: Okay...
Matt: were launching new albums made for kids. they are called mini albums and they are clean and small. they star us as LITTLE CHIBIS!!!
Archie: What's a chibis?
Stephen: Well that album can wait! Im working on the new one! (Seriously, I am)
Sunshine: Don't worry, it'll probably take a while for me to draw this one anyways. Yours can come out first. Besides, I've only gotten pictures of Matt, Hayley, and Stephen. SOME PEOPLE still need to give me pics...
Matt: hey I want you to put an angry looking Patirck on the cover trying to run us over with some wack machine.
Sunshine: Sure, but I'll need some more PICTURES *glares at people who haven't given her pictures*
Matt: I'll send you Stephen's but Archie's and Tracies are no where.
Sunshine: *glares at Archie, Tracy, and Patric (she doesn't have his pic either)*
Archie: Why do I need a picture?
Sunshine: 'Cause I need to draw you!!! *is watching "No Pain, No Gain"* NOOOO MY PRECIOUS DUNCAN IS BEING ATTACKED BY TURTLES =(
(Tdifan1234: I made a new Hailey pic and I'll post that soon. Its not the one on my camp.)
Sorrel* comes in eating ice cream* yum cookie dough
Matt: mmm....
Sorrel: did anyone miss me again? *reads note that someone sent her* WHAT I AIN"T A STALKER!!!!!!!!!!! *foam around her mouth*
Greg: *practices keyboard* I'm not trying to get in the band. Anyway, I'm gonna be hosting a new camp sometime later. *plays with a beat and sings* Oh yeah, this is gonna work great!
Sorrel: uhhh.... ok
Tracy: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late, I was yelling at the merchandise guy again. (Mutters.) My butt is not that big.
Sorrel: he hehe JK anyway do you like anyone?
Tracy: What do you mean? I'm dating Stephen.
Sorrel: cool hey wait a minute that wierd dude.
Tracy: Yeah...Don't tell him this but I think it might be time for us to start seeing other people. I mean, it's so awkward, he's so cruel, and I'm so nice.
Stephen: *walks in* Sup homies! *see's Tracy* uhhh...... I mean.... *Rubs his head and stiffles a small, nervous laugh*
Sorrel: *laughs* tracy!
Tracy: (Giggles.) Stephen, can I talk to you in private for a minute?
Sorrel: See ya *sits*
Stephen: See ya Sorrel... *Looks at Tracy and gulps* (In head.) I think I know what's coming. She's gonna yell at me for forgetting to put the toilet seat down last night. (LOL)
Tracy: Stephen, I really like you and all, but I think we need to start seeing other people. I still want to be friends though. And by the way, you forgot to put the toilet seat down last night.
Sorrel: *does lotus potions and stops and walks and gets a cookie
Stephen: Bu-Bu-Bu... *walks out of the room*
Tracy: (Calls out after him.) I FORGIVE YOU ABOUT THE TOILET THOUGH!!!! (Quieter.) Ooops...maybe I shouldn't have said that so loud. Talk about embarrassing. (Calls out to Stephen again.) SORRY, MY BAD!
Sorrel: stephen are you ok?
Tracy: I think I made it worse by yelling about the toilet seat...
Hailey:*giggles* Yeah, I would say so!
Tracy: Oooops, I guess that was a mistake...
Sorrel: so you guys broke up *to tracy*
Tracy: Yeah, like I said before, it was just to awkward and unnatural for us to be dating.
Sorrel: Poor Stephen ...
Stephen:*Starts up the super geep, and drives away*
Sorrel: well stephen is gone I m gonna get a cookie!
Tracy: Anyone want cocktail weenies?
Sorrel: sure! X)
Hailey: Wait, if Stephen just left in the super geep, That means we have no car! *runs outside* STEPHEN, COME BACK!!!!
Tracy: We can use the (sighs) Tracy's-Butt-Is-Too-Big-Mobile that the merchandise people gave me.
Stephen: *Arrives at the local merchandise store 15 miles away*
Sunshine: *pops out of the trunk (she was asleep there again)* Wha's goin' on...?
Matt: (faints) Ungh... (A blue transparent man flies out of his for-head) I'm Rob the Funkee Homosapien! I'm Del the funkee homosapien's long lost cousin!
Stephen: YOU STUPID PIXIE! *Grabs the pixie by her neck and throws her far away* (He's in a mood, dont take it personally ^.^)
Sunshine: *randomly reappears behind Stephen* Someone needs a hug.
Stephen: *Wacks his head on the car, crying loudly*
Rob: your friend here is out cold. (points to Matt)
Sorrel: someone is a bad moody that means... MR> GRUMP GRUMNP ^^
Sunshine: Yeah, someone DEFINATELY needs a hug.
Sorrel: Mr grump grump maybe needs acron cookies and ravilos
Greg: (yawns) Man, what time is it? (checks watch) 12:34 IN THE MORNING!? OMG...hey guys practice a new song or something! I need practice!
Sorrel: we are here to party silly goose no just playing! ^^
Greg: (sternly) I'm not a band member. (whispering) I HATE her attitude.
Sorrel: la la la la la la!!!!
Sunshine: *sitting on Greg's keyboard* C'mon, dude, lighten up, it's a party!!!
Greg: Well, the good news is that the Alteregos now have their own website and it'll be up and running soon. The other good news is that I don't have any bad news. The OTHER good news is that a pro football team says their halftime show person can't make it so you guys can play...if you like.
Sunshine: And you waited to tell us this WHY???
Greg: Just got the announcement.
Announcement Maker: GREG, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
Sorrel:Greg is mr grump grump JK
(Ezekielguy:Does anyone know who to make a website? cuz we could really do that...)
(Sunshine: We have a "website" right here!)
(Ezekielguy: I'll work on it!)
Greg: All right. Football game's in 3 days, and I'll be soundperson. MEL can help with the lighting effects, but Patrick, Trey, Sunshine, Sorrel, and Roger won't be coming in our limo. You five can watch us, though. Oh yeah, and Strange Dyl will be there. So will the original TDI characters and TDP and TDW characters as fans.
Sunshine: Am I not good enough for you?! *smacks Greg*
Matt: I have news! were going to a new studio called "DELroy Studios"
Sunshine: *grabs iPod, an old towel, and a can of ravioli* I'm ready to go! XD
Jake: Hey whatup peepz I'm new here.
Sunshine: *stares at him suspiciously* Do you like ravioli?
Jake: HECK YEAH!!!!
Sunshine: Okay, you're good! Hai, I be Sunshine! I'm a ravioli pixie!!!
Greg: *eyes glazed at Jake in disbelief* Yeah, right. Get outta here, wannabe.
Matt: He's the new rapper now let's hit the road!
*He is secretly planning to tape the 19 2000 video on the ride to DELroy.
Matt: Awlright, Darling let's go. (He pulls out a camera)
Matt: The world is spinning too fast
I'm buying lead Nike shoes
To keep myself tethered
To the days I try to lose
My mama said to slow down
You must make your shoes
Start dancing to the music
Of Gorillaz in a happy mood
Keep a mild groove on
Ba ba ba
Day doo day bop
There you go!
Get the cool!
Get the cool shoeshine!
Get the cool!
Get the cool shoeshine!
Get the cool!
Get the cool shoeshine!
Get the cool!
Get the cool shoeshine!
There's a monkey in the jungle
Watching a vapor trail
Caught up in the conflict
Between his brain and his tail
And if time's elimination
Then we got nothing to lose
Please repeat the message
It's the music that we choose
Keepen my groove on
Ba ba ba
Day dee bop
OK bring it down yeah we gonna break out
Get the cool!
Get the cool shoeshine!
Get the cool!
Get the cool shoeshine!
Get the cool!
Get the cool shoeshine!
Get the cool!
Get the cool shoeshine!
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Day doo de bop
(Through out the entire shoot, Matt purposely causes accidents in the street and makes the other cars in the road self-distuct. AWESOME VIDEO!!!)
OSrrel: good job matt
Matt: hank you yez yez. Now let's checkout the studio! (He parks the geep in front of the biggest trailer you've ever seen. IT'S HUGE!!! The size of a mantion... which of coures, it is. it is covered with hippy, pop, and rock & roll icons and a "Reject False Icons" Sticker on the bottom.) Wadja think?
Sorrel: ITS AMAZING!!!!!!! I think i should retire and become a bass gutarist! what do you think matt?
Sunshine: *climbs into trailer, ties up the towel in a corner like a hammock, and flops down on it* Okay, my room's set!
Sorrel: are you sure you don't want this *gets an inflatebale moon bounce thingy*
Sunshine: MOON BOUNCE!!!!! *inflates and sticks hammock in that*
Sorrel: its ours now!
Sunshine: YAAAY MOON BOUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorrel: and *inflatable duncan inflates*
Sunshine: *drools*
Sorrel: and *gives sunshine a duncan blanket*
Sunshine: *clings to Duncan blanket, giggles, and foams at mouth*
Sorrel 8bounces and giggles on the moon bounce*
Sunshine: DUNCAN SPASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorrel: are you ok?
Matt: Be good tonight, K? M-TV is coming!
Greg: Wow. Lotta things on our hands. Well, I'm off to play one of your songs at another concert.
Sunshine: I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW. STEPHEN TOOK THE SUPER GEEP. ALL MY STUFF WAS IN THERE!!! All I can say is he better not eat my secret stash of Dippin' Dots... did I just say that out loud?
Sorrel: wow.... yes you did check this out sunshine *shakes back and angel wings unfold* im part angel!
Stephen: *Starts driving to the studio, eating Dippin Dot's*
Sunshine: That is so AWESOME!!!! *eyes glow* I have a strange feeling someone's eating my Dippin' Dots...
Sorrel: its stephen long time no see *bounces on moon bounce* EEEE!!! im haveing fun
Stephen: *Arrives at the trailer to see it is empty. He then see's a note on the kitchen door, he reads it*
Note: Dear Band, we have gotten a new studio. Please go to there! (Address) From lead Singer, Matt
Sunshine: *bounces on moon bounce with Sorrie* We should go raid the kitchen in the search of POP-TARTS!!!!!!
Stephen: *Drives to the studio, where he hears excessive bouncing. He then suddenly drives into the wall of the kitchen* WOOHOO!
Sunshine: *still bouncing* Hey, did you hear something?
Sorrel: no
Matt: FOR THE LOVE OF.... STEPHEN QUIT IT!!! it's time for our next video! make it up as we go along. It's for Rock The House!
Sunshine: *pulls out electric guitar* I'm ready!!! Even though I don't know how to play guitar!!!
Sorrel: if stphen quits can i be drummer than bass?
Sunshine: *plays guitar horribly while singing even worse* Because WHEN I! ARRIVE! I, I BRING THE FIGHT, I- *amp explodes*
Stephen: *Hair catches on fire*
(Video Filming. Sunshine, Start us off. here's how you do it. you dance or do something cool, don't play anything or sing just do cool stuff that will entertain people. You are the main character in this video.)
Sorrel: *stares at Stephen* OMG steohen *poors a bucket of water on him*
Sunshine: Wait, how'd I get to be the main character? And can I do the Duncan? *does the Duncan (Duncan's dance from Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama, Island)*
Sorrel: so sunshine back at home what did your room look like?
Sunshine: I drew on all the walls. And I stuck a bumper sticker on the wall once. (The bumper sticker thing is a true story LOL!) Oh, and I had a lot of pictures of guys I liked to follow around. But then I got banished from the Land of Ravioli 'cause I kinda destroyed a couple cities by accident... :(
Sorrel: i though you had duncan all over my room was full of awards and all that (dats true!)
Sunshine: Well, my new room is filled with pictures of Duncan! *mutters to self* That's why I don't let anyone in there...
Matt: FILMING LET SUNSHINE TYPE UP THE MUSIC VIDEO
(FILMING VIDEO FOR ROCK THE HOUSE)
Sorrel: do i perform?
Matt: No! we have to start over again!
(FILMING VIDEO FOR ROCK THE HOUSE! SUNSHINE PERFORMS ONLY!)
Sorrel: kk!
(Sunshine: Kk... here goes nothing... XD)
THE VIDEO: At the beginning it's silent, with Sunshine lying on the couch looking bored. Then she turns on a CD player and "Rock the House" starts playing. She gets up and starts tapping her foot to the music, then she starts doing "The Duncan". She dances all over the studio, drums on kitchen counters, does a guitar solo with a broom, bounces in the moon bounce, and towards the end starts dancing with the inflatable Duncan. In the end she ends up back in front of the couch as the song ends, and once the music stops she flops back down on the couch. THE END!!!!
Matt: Perfect! were gonna shoot cribz in a minute!
Sorrel: good job sunshine!
Sunshine: *has fallen asleep on the couch*
Mattt: For anyone who has seen the gorillaz video, dare didn't that remind you of it? (If you didn't see it look on youtube: "Gorillaz Dare")
Sunshine: *mumbles something about Duncan in her sleep and rolls over*
Stephen: No, it reminded me of 5/4.
Matt: How does that remind you of 5/4? IT WAS BASED ON DARE!
Sunshine: *sits up suddenly* That reminds me, what happened to Duncan?
Sorrel: Nothing
Matt: I have a task for you guys. Take this picture and try to make the characters on it look like the band on paint. change what it says too. Sorrel: i don;t get it
Matt: save the pic and put it on MS paint. see the characters in the boxes? make them look like the members from our band and post it here. Ya feel me?
Save this picture
There You Go!
Codaa5: There ya go!
Zak:For the title, how about "In 3/4th Time"! It catches the eye and is appealing!
Matt: Oh good ide! Wait so I'm Murdoc, Sorrel is 2D, Archie is Noodle and Stephen is Russel?
Stephen: It's a picture OK? Ignore the spot placements!
Matt: I wasn't noticing them. Let's start the dare video. The two main characters are you and me, Steph.
Stephen: I CALL BEING THE BIG HEAD! (Shaun Ryder)
Matt: OK.
(FILMING)
*Matt walks into his room he presses a button on a large machine and waves to Stephen's ginormous head which is inside.
Matt: Hello. (Start singing, big-headed man!)
Stephen: It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, It's DARE! (Oh!)
(Codaa5: We still doing this?)
Sorrel: I heart that picture Stephen!
Football Game[]
*at the limo, Greg is on phone*
Greg: Yeah, I got 'em.
Tracy: I must have missed something. Why are we at a football game?
Stephen: I have no clue, but who cares! Can't pass a free football game!
Sunshine: *pops out of the limo's glove compartment* Woohoo!!! I snuck in!!!
Sorrel: i thinks we are supposed to perform and Tracy did you take that break up pretty hard?
Archie: (Is playing football with the home team) I'm open!! Pass to me!
Sorrel:really archie...
Tracy: Not really, I broke up with him. Anyway, are we gonna perform or are we gonna watch the game or what?
Matt: (Comes out shirtless, in camo jeans and a matching camo hat) Ready?
Sunshine: *stares at Matt* What the-?
Sorrel: *zips up her amazing vest* i remeber in wisconsin.... anyway where's matt
Hailey: O.o
Sorrel: anyway catch this hailey *chucks foot ball at hailey*
Stephen: *Plays with his lighter until it runs out of juice* ... that SUCKS!
Tracy: Matt WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!?!!! (To Sorrel.) He looks pretty stupid.
(Codaa5: O.K, im confused. Are we still in the Limo? In the game or in the seats? I'm kinda jacked up here...)
Sorrel: *to tracy* yep *to stpehen* heres another lighter
(sorrel: we are out the limo somewhere)
Archie: (Catches football and scores a touch down) Oh yeah!!
Sunshine: *grab lighter* What does this thingy do? *accidentally lights her hair on fire* That's probably bad.
Sorrel: HOLY MACKERAL *dumps a buckety of water on her*
Stephen: *Grabs the lighter back* Don't touch! *Plays with lighter*
Sunshine: Now I'm all wet... *does the Duncan*
Sorrel: yah ok
Sunshine: *holds up metal thingy* I found this in the hood of the limo, is it important?
Stephen: Doesn't look important. *Takes out his sketch book and trys to finish his new album design!*
Limo: *dies*
Sunshine: ...you sure?
Stephen: Dont bug me!
Sunshine: *stares at dead limo* But-
Stephen: Zippit!
Hailey: Who killed the limo?
Limo: *catches on fire*
Sunshine O.O *chucks metal thingy to Stephen*
Stephen: *It hits his skull hard, KO'ing him*
Sunshine: *grabs random stick and pokes Stephen with it* HOLY PASTA I THINK I KILLED STEPHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephen: *Front piece of mohawk falls off*
Sunshine: O.O HOLY RAVIOLIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tracy: Sunshine, you klutz!!! YOU KILLED HIM!! Oh, Stephen, please be okay.
Stephen: *Mumbles something*
Tracy: What did he say? Did you hear him Sunshine?
John: (dies)
Seesaw: Revenge!
Stephen: *Rolls over, showing some blood on the left side of his head* *In a weird, squeakish voice* I think it's time for anger management classes! *passes out again*
Sunshine: OHHH MYYY GOOODDDDD *passes out*
Jake: When are we on?
Matt: I need to change.... (He comes in a "Shoot to ill" Tee-shirt and jeans) is Stephen....dead?
Sunshine: *ish passed out*
(The bleachers starts to rumble and Owester pops out.)
Owester: Hi everyone!
Matt: New band manager! (He slaps him five)
Owester: Stephan says I tell you all what too do. Totally cool!
Commentator Guy: And here we are with our band for the haltime show, sponsored by Ford, THE ALTEREGOS!
Matt: (Begins to sing) It's coming UP. It's coming UP. It's coming UP. It's coming UP. It's coming UP. It's DARE!
Redflare: EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE ALTEREGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY ^^. I so totally should apply for the job of yoga instructor, they must have a lot of stress.
Flare: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Red: Must- EEEEEE!!!!!!11 Resist EE!!!!!!!!!!!! ERGE EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TO SCREAM EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: Uh Uh uh. I need a gun to keep my self from harm. The poor people are lying in the sun. but they aint got a chance no they aint got a chance I need a gun cuz all I do is dance cuz all I do is....DAAAAANCE!!!!!
Zane:Let me try this*Blasts huge fireworks into the air*Cool*burst silver out*
Joy:Nice*staring at firework*
*Matt, who is shirtless, wearing a camoflauge helmet, jeans and sunglasses beings to dance on stage. He clibs on the top of a large red white and blue tank labeled "Alterego101" and fires a huge display of fire-works and inflatable missles and free alteregos merchandise fly around that audience.
Matt: Woo Hoo!
Zane:NEED MORE FIREWORKS UP THERE*tosses many fire works*AND WANT THE FINALE FIREWORK*picks huge 50 pound firework shaped like the bands name Alteregos^^*IT WILL SPELL THE BAND NAME I HAVE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT STANDING BYE AND THEY APPROVED IT*Gets on tank and hands matt the firework*On your fire Matt
Joy:*Hits button on stage and flames appear on sides of stage*
Zane:You have to light this pyrotech it is almost the finale
Joy*Hits another button and flames stop and 5 cannons on front of stage fire t shirts*
Owester: Wow! They're doing very well. *eats popcorn and tells them what to do.*
Greg: *texts Matt*
Text Message: This'll be one of the songs for the movie. *end text message*
Greg: *sighs* Zane, Joy, neither of you came on the limo. Get out.
(thebiggesttdifan: I'm getting kinda tired of all this. I liked it when it was just me, Matt, Stephen, maybe John, Tracy, Archie, Sunshine, and Sorrel.)
(Ezekielguy: I donno if this is true, but you seem to have something against Rocksk8er. Do you?)
(RockSK8R: Yea. Ezekielguy is right. Thanks 4 having my back man.)
(thebiggesttdifan: Sorry. Zeke's right.)
(RockSK8R: How come? What did I do to you?)
Jake: When do we perform and what song are doing?
Matt: Our hit single, Feel Good Inc.
Sunshine: *drags Stephen in* And what do we do about Stephen?
Jake: What part do I have? I just joined like, last week, so sorry about all the questions.
Greg: *hands a sheet of music to Jake* I made copies last week.
Jake:Thanks, bro.
Sunshine: Guys? What do we do about Stephen?
MEL: Uhhh... take him to the hospital. DUH!
Sunshine: Right! *long pause* ...how? It took me two hours just to drag him from outside to here.
Tracy: Duh! Call an ambulance!
Sunshine: Oh yeah! *grabs cell phone* Quick, what's the number for 911?
Tracy: (Slaps face.) Uggh...
(Kenzen11:What did i do :*( really)
Greg: Oh, man. Get Strange out here!
Zane:Fine then i guess you don't want to play at the megadome i need you guys to approve it my friends dad owns it and if you guys want we are playing there this saturday
Matt: Stay, bro!
Zane:Do you want to play this saturday at 8:30?
Matt: Yeah, Yeah! Owe, get us booked!
Zane:Ya lucky Mr.Mega my friends dad almost booked Reality Conquers
MEL: Sunshine. 9. 1. and *slowly* 1.
Matt: MUSIC VIDEO TIME! It's for the summer single, Feel Good Inc. It's stars all of us.
Zane:The band
Sunshine: Ohhh! *dials it, an ambulence comes and picks up Stephen* Bye bye Stephen! Feel better soon!
Jake: Even I will be in the video?
Matt: YEAH! Here's the plot: We are all trap inside a thin, leaning metal tower labeled "Feel Good INC.". This tower represents our band and it's sucess. We can't leave and we never will escape. Throughout the video, I walk around the tower and sing of my distress. Jake taunts me with his rap. Meanwhile, Sunshine is the only one able to escape. She is outside on a island floating in the sky with a windmill.
MEL: Wait!? What do I do?
Sunshine: I'm special!!! XD
Matt: MEL, You are seen scratching disk.
Joy:Cool
Zane:Just saying if you want me to i could play drum while stephen is gone
Matt: Sure!
Zane:Really i spent 7 years learning how to play and WOOHOO
MEL: K, sweet.
Joy:Cool
Jack: Can I play backup guitar? PLEEEAAASE!!!
Matt: Fiiiiiineeeee
Jake: WOOOOO! Thanks man.
Rosaline: Anyone need me to do their make-up?
Greg: OKAY, THIS IS IT! *gets in taxi and drives away*
(Ezekielguy: RockSK8er, does thebiggesttdifan hate you?)
(thebiggesttdifan: It's not him. I just wish it was back the way it was. Now it's just so stressful...)
(Ezekielguy: Oh. Well at some point, it can say "Signups closed and then, no more alteregos!)
(RockSK8R: I think he hates me.)
(Kenzen11:And me he hates me)
Zane:I think greg hates me
Joy>Me to he hates me
(TDI19: OK! I am going to be the mediator here!!! People are going to come to this wiki a lot. We will have new members gradually. RockSK8R and Kenzen11, what thebiggesttdifan is probably upset about is that the wiki used to be a community of only a couple of us for a while. A lot of new users are now coming on. Some people are sensitive to change, it is not you.)
(Kenzen11:So just make it no more sign up but dont kick me off this is awesome)
(TDI19: I would never kick someone off something and also Ezekielguy will close signups. Also, are we friends, Kenzen?)
(Kenzen11:Ya dude)
Zane:Guys the limo is on fire
(Kenzen11:You should do a video game and if you do The alter egos Rockin the ego for the title and can i design the cover of the game)
(Ezekielguy: Sure, you can make the cover but I donno how to make a video game.)
Rosaline: *Sigh* No one ever appreciates a make-up artist *Looks at her name tag: Rosaline Galaxy*
(Kenzen11:I will do it then)
Zane:I need a blowtorch for this one stage for the megaplex can i get on
Joy:what are you doing
Zane:It is a surprise i also need 50 gallons of gas
Sky: Here you go, kid
Sunshine: YAAAY! Explosives!!!
Rosaline: Umm, your gonna let him use explosives?
Zane:My dad is a pyrotech he taught me(G2G)
Rosaline: *Sigh* I'll go to my trailer *Starts singer to herself*
Zane:I need a big room and a lot of metal pipes(back)
Sky: We have the room used to shoot Thriller
Rosaline: I need to make sure my make-up skills are perfect. *Pratices on dummy*
Zane:*In room begins to form The Alteregos^^ in metal pipes*Oww CAN I GET A FIRST AIDKIT WITH A BURN KIT
Rosaline: *Comes out with first aid* Here *Walks back in trailer*
Zane:Thanks*treats burn and keeps working*(G2G)
Joy:What is he doing the door is locked*Explosion door flys off*zane are you ok
Zane:I am ok i need a new blowtorch though i threw it to the door and ran probablly should have done the oppistite but it is finished
(um where are we cane you put another chat thing)
Another Chat Thing[]
Rosaline: OMG!! What happened?
Stephen: *In anger management classes*
Matt: Zane said to put in another chat thing so I did.
Sunshine: *is teaching the anger management class* Oh, Stephen, you're better! Okay everybody, take a deep breath...
Stephen: *Breaths in*
Sunshine: Now, if you feel anger at this moment, punch the nearest wall, and remember the pain it causes you...
Zane:*limping*
Matt: I'm doing a course on raviolipixiology!!!! I'm gonna get a PTEOM! (Permission To Experiment On Monkeys)
Zane:Call 911*passesout and hit grund*
Matt: Sunshine's my teacher!
Joy:I need a phone
Matt: (Eats ravioli)
Sunshine: HOLY RAVIOLI! Quick, what's the number for 911 again?
Matt: But why are YOU calling 911, Sunny?
Zane:*Mouth starts bleeding*
Joy:9 1 1
Matt: OH GOOD GOD! Zane, Buddy! You OK?
Joy:Just saying he was jst in explosion
Matt: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
- ambulance drives up ad takes zane of*
- Matt: But...Zane....
Joy:Guy said they will bring him back if he is just cut up
Matt: But... (He runs away weeping and goes to his room.) Zane.
- 2 hours later taxi drives up and zne gets out with a cast on his leg*
Zane:Back*grab whellchair*i love this thing
Matt: ZANE!!! (Runs to hug him.)
Zane:Ya thanks can you roll me over to those drums
Stephen: *Walks back out with a bandaged head*
Zane welcome back dude
Stephen: *Gives zane a dirty look and walks away*
Zane:What did i do and whatever you do do not play those drums
Stephen: Why not? There my drums!
Zane:No they are not they are a prototype drums that look like yours
Owester: Sorry I was gone for a while. Did I miss anything?
Stephen: *Kicks the prototype drums, and throws them out the door, and puts his drum set there, and makes up a random song*
Owester: What's that for?
Zane:Well that was a waste of gun powder*drums explode*
Stephen: If he *points at zane* Thinks he's gonna replace me, he's wrong.
Zane:I am not tryin to
Rosaline: Zane!! What happened to you
Stephen: I'll tell you what happened... he passed out outta nowhere.
Rosaline: He's in a wheel chair with cuts. It has to be more than that
Sky: Hey Stephen and..... woah. What happened to Zane?
Sorrel: WHO ARE ROSALINE AND ZANE!!!! AND SKY and Stephen has a replacement *screams*
Zane:Rosaline is makeup sky is photagrapher and i am pyrotech and stage design and stephen is still drums
Joy:Hi Sorrel
Sorrel: oh really zane and anyway hey joy!
Joy:Hey
Sorrel: so you guys plaing an iinstrument cause we can't have anymore bass guitarist
Zane:I play drums
Joy:I sing and play guitar
Sorrel: stephen plays drum and we already have a singer
Zane:I know
Sunshine: I can sing!!! *sings horribly*
Sorrel: uh sunshine lets go get the moon bounce out here
Zane:The what
Sunshine: MOON BOUNCE!!!!! *eye twitches* I LIKE PHOTOSHOP!!!! XD
Sorrel: *blows the moon bounce up* LEts bounce!
Sunshine: *bounces off walls like a human pinball*
Sorrel: *runs into sunshine and gets a concussion* owee
Zane:*Stand out of wheelchair and takes off cast and jumps on*
Sunshine: Geez, everyone's getting hurt lately... I'll get the doctor Sorrie! *grabs cell phone* What's the number for 911 again? I keep forgetting.
Sorrl: err 911(my laptop is slow*
Joy:One more accident and i am getting a hospital stand here
Zane:Matt i got the cover for the video game
Matt: Post it! Let's see!
Zane:And here it is
Matt: OOH COOL!
The Cover
Zane:I know but it is a long time until they release it
(Kenzen11:I can not make it)
Matt: I can't either lol
Sorrel: My head hurts really bad i hope nothing hurts me *a squirrel bites her* come on!
Joy:*picks up bat and hits squirrel*
Greg: (comes back from taxi) How much should I pay you again?
Sorrel: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la lala *collaspes cuase she has rabias from that squirrl*
Sunshine: Hey, the angry guy's back!
Sorrel: *wakes up* uh what oh greg my enemy
Greg: Whoa! I have a gift with me, that could possibly lead to the style of The Alteregos: Rocking the World.
A possible screenshot of The Alteregos: Rockin the World
Sorrel: really?
Zane:What is it
Sorrel: IDK zane
Greg: Ahem? Look down under the cover of The Alteregos: Rockin the World.
Sorrel: ok ok ok *mutters through teeth*greg
Sunshine: Yay, thanks angry guy! ^^
Zane:A keyboard bus
Joy:Ya i think
Rosaline: A video-game? Cool.
(Tdi: I made a new screenshot for the videogame. Can I post it?)
(Kenzen11:Sure)
Another ScreenShot
Greg: It'll be realeased to the new game system people are making called WiFour-D. Multiplayer access to 4-D games!
Zane:And the new game system we just got they finished making the Zsphere
Greg: Of course, it'll be realeased to that boring game system called the Wii. So unadvanced, isn't it? (Haha the alteregos takes place in the future)
Sorrel: thanks greg!
Zane:Ya
(Tdi: If you guys give me your characters pics, I could make more screen shots)
(Kenzen11:OK my pics are on my user page)
(sorreltail18-same here)
Sorrel: sowhat should we do?
Zane:Some one want to help me with the new firework
Sorrel: some one say firework YES YES YES!!
Zane:I need 15 pounds of gun powder
Sorrel: *flies* here you go!
Zane:Now i need a pinnyata shaped like Matt hurry
Joy:Why
Zane:You light it the i second before it blows you hit it above the crowd and it burts 10 different colors
Rosaline: Whatcha doin?
Zane:Can you get me a Pinnyata shaped like Matt
Rosaline: Ummm, okay *Mutters* Random
Zane:Ok thanks*Packs with gun powder*
Matt: Hey, new album cover!
Album cover for 19 2000!
Zane:Hey Matt can you hand me that color pack
Sorrel: *laughs* this is so cool!
Rosaline: I don't want to be a part of this
Sorel: you are the make=up artist
Rosaline: *thinks* Again, no appreciation
Matt: I'm working on the game. Who knows of a website to make games/animations for free?
There's RPGMaker2000 or later RPGMakers..--Call me Zakkoroen.Talk to me.Royal Decrees. 19:03, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Doesn't seem to work much, Zak.-Zeke
Sorrel: don't worry rosaline you will hace a part
Rosaline: *Phone rings* Yes? Oh no!!! *Hangs up* I need to leave for a few days
Jake: What's are we doing now?
Sorrel:d oing whatever now
Zane:The firework is don guys*picks it up*Look*It explodes in zane torso* Help me*Hits the ground*
Sorrel: *uses her magic and heals zane* there im still shoked about what happened... your fine!
Zane:I need a bomb suit*takes a step*Oww
Sorrel: *heals whatever hurts* never ever speak of this or ill seriously hurt you!
Zak:Alright, band! The next three CDs will be called "Why are there heads on the Floor?", "How doth the little Busy Bee," and "Bright Lights, Big Smell!"
Stephen: Screw that! We should call our first one "Falling Up"... in memory of Shel Silverstein!
Zak:HEY! Who's in charge of album titles? ME. "Falling Up" will come after "Bright Lights, Big Smell."
Stephen: You may be in charge of the titles but I am the album cover DESIGNER! SO what do you want for the first album? The band member's heads on the album cover with feet stepping on them?
Sunshine: Hey, hey, break it up you two!!! And might I remind you that I am the CHIEF CD designer here??? *eats ravioli*
Matt: Which reminds me... THAT is TAKING you so long on our MINI ALBUM?!!!!
Stephen: You haven't even made a single cover, Mrs. Sunshine! So don't get your panties in a bunch! (That's right, I went there!)
Sunshine: Hey, hey! I hand draw 'em! I've been figuring out the best way to do so! And remember your anger managment, young man! (OOOOH!)
Stephen: *Growls at her, but stops* Whatever it takes to get Tracy back... Sheesh I hate it when you use stuff against me!
Sunshine: *very maturely sticks her tongue out at him*
Sorrel: stop the fight!
Joy:Ya i am working on the bands logo like you put on the center drum and clothes,posters,wall decals, tatoo designs, and blankets
Zane:Two days till we play at the mega dome and two million people have bought tickets for our show
Sorrel: you know zane actully kept his secret
Stephen: Wait a minute... SUNSHINE! WHAT ABOUT MY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES!
Sorrel; dude you have anger mangement classes just do meditation and think positive ^^
Sunshine: Breathe in... and out... and in... and out... and in... and out... and--
Stephen: IS THAT ALL YOU DO IN MANAGMENT CLASSES? HUH!!!!! (2-D: I honestly don't know why my guy is considered a grouch, I just went along with it... this one line led to Stephen today: Stephen: *Growls, then pulls over*)
Sunshine: ...and in... and out... and in- MURDOC DISTURBS ME!!!!- and out... now scream into this pillow!
Stephen: *Takes the pillow, and simply throws it at Sunshine's head* (I have a question, since I consider pixies small, are you small or human size?)
Sunshine: (Sunshine is about two feet five inches tall) Hey! Treat your superior with more respect! *sticks out tongue*
Stephen: *Picks her up* You call yourself... "superior"?
Sunshine: I swear, if I were about four feet taller, I would punch you in the nose. \
Sorrel: guys break it up *takes stephen* why are you so angry dude!
Stephen: *Throws a picture of a "Certain" band member at Sunshine's hand*
Sunshine: *catches it, hurts hand* OW! Well, you know Steph, fine! Be that way! *turns to walk away then mumbles* ...I won't be here much longer anyway...
Stephen: *Realizes his mistake and grabs Sunshine's leg* DON'T LEAVE ME! I NEED FRIENDSSS!!!!!
Sunshine: Um, one, I think you just broke my pixie ankle, and two, I'm here, alright???
Stephen: *Gets up* Explain what you just MUMBLED!
Sorrel: cheer up stephen we be friends
Stephen: *Feels like he made a big mistake in the band... A sudden rush comes over him... and he suddenly smiles*
Sorrel: happy?
Jake: *comes out of bathroom* Whta just happened?
Sorrel: stephen is happy!!!!!!!!!
Sunshine: Congratulations Stephen!!! *gives him Anger Management Graduation cap, gown, and certifricate*
Stephen: Woohoo! *Does the Helen Keler* (Randomness ^^)
Joy:What Do ya think
The Logo
Sorrel: *hugs stephen* great job budy and luv it joy!
Stephen: *Stares down at Sorrel, still smiling, but it kind of fades away to a faint one*
Sorrel (does that mean sorrel is shorter than him! fine wth me) whats wrong?
Stephen: (Maybe by a couple of inches? Idk...) Oh nothing...
Sorrel: are you sure?
Stephen: There is one thing creeping me out... that the rest of the band isn't anywhere to be found (Wink... wink? Anyone gonna restore the popular R.P?)
Sorrel: mhm maybe they re to busy (i good at bringing things back!)
Stephen: *sighs* Wanna go to the movies or somethin'?
Sorrel: sure!
Stephen: To the theatre! *Opens the passenger door for Sorrel, goes to the other side and gets in*
Tracy: Can I come, too?
Stephen: ....Sure?
Sorrel: thanks stephen and hey tracy!
Stephen: *Starts to drive* So... what movie you girl's wanna see?
Sorrel: up to you im a huge comedy movie fan!
Stephen: Hmm, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Shia LeBouf?
Sorrel: sure!
Tracy: Adam Sandler scares me...
Sorrel: yea his silly wierd voice! anywayjim carrey is hilarious! (i guess he is)
Tracy: Hm, maybe... There is this new movie that's supposed to be a Comedy/ Musical/ Action and Thriller all in one!
Rosaline: *Walking on street* Sniff. I guess I'll go watch a movie
Sorrel: ah i call that a movie now!
Stephen: Whats it called? *Pulls over to road and see's Rosaline* Need a ride?
Rosaline: Sure *Jumps in* I wonder if there is a comdey/ action/ musical/ thriller out
Sorrel: i have no idea ask tracy (darn she isn't on)
Zane:*in inside out burger with joy*where is everyone
Joy:The movies
Zane:There is one with jim carey and adam sandle out right now
Joy:Lets go*grabs coat and hops out of booth shuving rest of her fries in mouth*
Zane:Come on
Joy:*muffeled cause of fries*Okay*hops in zanes jeep*
Zane:Drive towards theater and realizes the band mates are next to them* Look*Rolls window down*Hey guys
Tracy: (Rolls down the window and awkwardly waves out the window.) Hi!!!! Anyway, Rosaline, yeah, there is! We should see it!
Stephen: *Arrives at the theatre, gets out and opens the door for Tracy and Sorrel* So... what's the movie called again?
Tracy: (Gets out.) Thanks Stephen. Actually, I forgot... But if I saw the title, I'd remember it. Stephen, would you mind getting a newspaper and reading out the movies for me?
Matt: Good news, everyone! We got KELLAN LUTZ to play Stephen and I'm ready to shoot the EL-MANANA VIDEOOOO!!!!
Zane:*Arrive at movies*
Joy:Oh no they are in different movies adam sandler and jim carey
Zane:Lets go see Yes Man
Sorrel: Like i said Stephen you can choose im picky when it comes to choosing movies (its very true in real life!)
Stephen: I guess we'll watch Yes Man.
Sorrel: we should
Matt: Here's my date. *Brings in Blinky the one eyed penguin dressed in a blonde wig and a sparkly gown.)
Sorrel: matt you can't kiss a penguin you gotta kiss a REAL chick but you can't kiss me see... *kisses Stephen* anyway good luck with your penguin!
Rosaline: A penguin?
Tracy: Penguin?!?! You shouldn't date a penguin, Matt...
Zane:Dude a penguin
Joy:Sorrels datng stephen*Surpised*
Sorrel: exactly zane, rosaline, and tracy!
Rosaline: I have a boyfriend
Sunshine: Me too! *holds up cardboard standee of Duncan*
Rosaline: Umm, mine is real
Zane:I have joy*kisses her*
JOy:Ya
Sunshine: What are you talking about? Duncan's real! He's right here! *hugs standee*
Rosaline: Whatever/ Why do I have a Celine Dion standee? *Pulls out standee*
Sorrel: rosaline duncan and sunshine are together whos your boyfriend?
Tracy: I thought it was the standee...
Stephen: (In head) When was I going out with sorrel... *shrugs in head* I DID like her... so I guess i'm lucky.
Sorrel: yea but they are together! forever!
Stephen: (In shock)
Hailey:*is randomly at the movies* Hey, guys.
Sunshine: HI HAILEY! Have you met DUNCAN? *hugs standee*
Sorrel: *walks out dragging sunshine be hind her* uh Sunshine are you ok? never mind don't tell ANYONE this but im going back to Cali. its something serious ok! just wait sunshine *gives her duncan plushie and keys to her moonbounce and then leaves*
Sunshine: *clutches Duncan plushie* Bye... *sits down, stares at the sky, then pulls out a journal and writes in it*
Dear Journal,
It's comin' up, it's comin' up...
Sorrel: wait sunshine do you wanna come with me...
Sunshine: No, I have my own thing to do. *whispers to Sorrie* You can't tell anyone this, but I'm going to be leaving soon. Now go take care of what it is you need to do.
Zane:Time for the show
Mega Dome Show[]
Zane:5 hours till the show we had to get here early
Leslie: LIKE OMG IT'S ARCHIE AND STEPHEN!!! EEE! I A LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN! CAN YOU SIGN MY T-SHIRT?!
Sunshine: SIGN THE GIRL'S SHIRT OR I'LL SMACK YOU TWO IN THE FACE WITH RAVIOLI AGAIN!!! *grins and waves at Leslie* So, Matt, what song are we playing?
Archie: Okay! (Signs Leslie's t-shirt)
Sorrel: * a magically buble appears and pops and theirs Sorrel* i healed antoher person once again and it looks like stephen and rachies has a fan! *snickers*
Tracy: Uh-hu...
Sorrel: you seem sad don't worry we all will have crazy fans just watch...
Zane:Hey Aaron
Aaron:My dad cant wait for your show
Zane:I am surprised he let us preform
Aaron:You are one of my best friends and my dad likes you
Zane:inning the basketball game for his team that he was coaching i ws still surprised we got in
Sorrel: *goes see happy fans*
Stephen: *Shrugs and sign's Leslie's shirt* There.
Leslie: EEE!!! I am your number one fan! EEEEEEE!!!!
Sorrel(how old is leslie) come one stephen show some happiness!
Stephen: (question is, who IS Leslie) *Shrugs and smiles*
Sorrel: (TDADJ) good job!
Leslie (16): EEEEE! -glomps Stephen- I won that contest, you know the "Travel with the Alteregos" Contest!
Stephen: (What does glomp mean) O...k then...
Sorrel: don't worry she said alteregos so that means it could be all of us!
Leslie: (Attack hug) Yep! I have a room full of the band and I have all your CDs and... -rambles on how the room is full of the band-
Stephen: (Oh, so what, i'ma get glomped every single day?) ...Ok then.
Sorrel: *mouthes* blah blah blah* mutters* this will never end
Leslie: ( not everyday, but maybe on ocassions)-stops rambling- Sorry got sidetracked. Stephen, You're the best in the band!
Tracy: Ex-cuse me?! I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT!!!
Sorrel: umm tracy this is a fan of stephen
Stephen: (Jaw Drops) ooohh.... CATFIGHT! (ROFL!!!)
Leslie: -throws a chair at Tracy- :D -clings to stephen-
Sorrel: *snikers and cracks up* carfight ha h aha LOL
Tracy: (Chops chair in half.) Well, TRACY HAS FANS TOO! (Grabs a random guy off of the street.) YOUR A FAN OF TRACY, RIGHT?!! (Random guy runs away.) YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!!! CAN'T HANDLE MY TALENT!!!!
Leslie: Tracy, You're good... But Stephen's better ;P -hears announcement that show rehearsal is starting soon- -let's go of stephen- Better practice :D
Sorrel: what about me!
Stephen: Can't argue with that fact Tracy. *Puts his arm on Sorrel's head* Im your fan... I guess.
Leslie: and sorrel, you are also better than Tracy!
Sorrel: but you gotta give tracy some creidt! and thanks stephen
Leslie: I did say she was GOOD. but not AS good as you two :P
Stephen: *Mutters* She doesen't deserve any credit after the incident.
Zane:The crew who make the band look good gets no credit
Joy:Ya i agree
Hailey: Why can't we all just get along?(XD)
Zane:Ok *yells*HIT THE DECK*huge explosion on stage*it works
Sorrel: OH YES! *grabs her bass guitar*
Stephen: *Grabs out microphone* If Matty ain't here, im taking over. Then Kenzen can play drums.
Sorrel: you mean zane anyway...
Kenzen:*he is some guy in audience*Yay*relizes she said zane*Aww
Zane:Cool
Tracy: Wait, what?
Sorrel: heh?
Krissy (a 16 year old fan we need more fans) SORREL AND TRACY EEEEE!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL!!!!! is it true tracybrokeupwithstephen?
Leslie: Awesome! *singing beautifully* This is awesome.......... *stops* -notices Krissy-
Krissy: and zane to but joy is....
Zane:*grabs a bag filled with tiny rocket fireworks*hi fan people*he says as he walks across the stage
Tracy: FINALLY!! Hi, Krissy! Yeah, it's true. BUT YOU'RE A FAN OF MINE!! IN YOUR FACE, LESLIE!!!
Sorrel: ok than
Krissy: and you don't have a big butt and zne you are ah-mazing!
Leslie: Tracy... I DON'T CARE!
Jake: Do I have any fans? I rap and play rythym guitar! I'm like our Mike Shinoda! (the rapper and rhythm guitareist for Linkin Park)
Zane:I have a fan YAY*tosses her a Zane Jacket(jacket remake of the one he wears) made by him*Test HIT THE DECK*launches a rocket and it bursts an A*
The Z-acket
Joy:*hits a button on sound board*(can i be soundperson since greg quit)Ok testing testing*loud screech*opps*another screech hits other button*testing*perfect sound*ok
Zane:3 hours till show where is matt i might be playing drums tonight stephen you sing matt is not here
Stephen: *Shrugs* How many songs are we playing again?
Sunshine: Um, hello? WHERE ARE MY ADORING FANS??? I WAS IN THE MUSIC VIDEOS, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zane:Around 11
Stephen: *Grabs Sunshine (lightly) and puts her on his shoulders* Im your fan! I love Ravioli! (realizes what he said) I mean, uhh... the food. *silently laughs a bit*
Zane:Stephen*pushs in drums that are not stephens and old looking*Hit the symbol on these and run try it
Krissy: Sunshine i love you too!
Sorrel: oh wow stephen im your fan sunshine bffls foreva-!
Matt: Alright, Here's the very first alteregoz animation![1]
Sorrel: coolio (is it good?)
(Yes, it's apropriate and it's 3d animated!!! yay!!!)
Sorrel: (watched it... it was strange dude...)
Matt: (Yeah, if you're confused it was Matt talking to MEL about coolness. The next one's gonna be with Sorrel. GTG)
(Codaa: it sucks, no offense, even I can do that, you just put text to make movies)
Stephen: *Pushes Matt* You don't sing tonight, i do.
Sorrel: (ya!) ok seetle down guys its almost time!
Matt: No, you're not singing tonight, I am! I'm here now and you won't even be putting you're mouth through the microphone! *Stephen and Matt do not release that they are being watched through the screens by the audience and they are sceaming "We want Matt! We want Matt!"*
Sorrel: k matt you sing and stephen you play drums maybe youll have a drum solo!
Stephen: *Throws a brick at whatever camera is watching them or whatever it is* BLAH! YOU ARE NEVA HERE!
Sorrel: you guys need to calm down and where did that brick come from
Matt: *Steps up to the microphone. The audience applaudes* Do you know you're enemy? Do you know you're enemy? Well, gotta know you're enemy all right!
Sorrel: *slaps forehead*
Matt: Well, violence is the enemy! Self electricity! You should know you're enemy, all right, all right, all right! *a giant banner rise from the stage, they're designs being a large red hand grenade in the shape of a heart.*
Sorrel: *fixing the shoelace of her DC shoes and iignoring matt*
Matt: OK, everone! I need all of you guys to go and lift up me and Stephen! Go! Cary us through!
Fangirl: *Screams nervously* We get to touch them!
Sorrel: oh my gawd matt!
*The two boys are carried through the crowd. They reurn to stage covered in lipstick stains*
Sorrel: *cracks up* you guys are so loved
Tracy: (Jumps out center stage.) Who loves TRACY?!! (Audience stays quiet.) Well, FINE THEN!
Sorrel:who likes sorrel!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunshine: STAGE DIVE!!!!!! *flings self off stage, accidently flies straight into a telephone pole* Ow.
*Matt, who is wearing tightie-whities, a police cap complete w/ goggles, a blue cape and a star of david necklace (He's a jew) does a stage dive*
Sunshine: *thinks to self* Things in the band are going crazy... we're going to bomb again if we're not careful... it has to be soon... today...
Joy:Hey Sunshine whats up
Zane:*yells*Stop it guys
Archie: (Buys popcorn) Anyone want some popcorn?
Stephen: *Watches the chaos* Wow...
El~ Manana video shoot[]
Promo pic
Sunshine: *thinking to self* I guess this is it. I don't know what will happen once I step on this island... I'll miss everyone...
Sorrel: *sitting on a random chair LOL*
Stephen: ... I need to make another album cover, *Goes to work on "Why are there heads on the floor?"*
Sorrel: * listens to her i pod* i hate this song!
Sunshine: *lets hair down and changes into outfit on the promo pic* So, Matt, can we start?
Archie: When is this starting?
Sorrel: heh? *tunes her bass guitar*
Matt: Starts now. Sunshine, you and me will be on the island, K? Don't worry, guys We'll be totally safe! *Clibs on top of island*
Sunshine: *climbs onto island and it starts flying up* See you in a little bit, guys!!!
(IN PROGRESS OF BEING FILMED)
*Matt and Sunshine sit on the edge of the Island and Mat begins to sing.*
Matt: Somebody don't know me....
*As Matt's voice projects through the sky, millions of helicopters begin to crowd around te island and drop bombs onto it.*
Matt: Uh oh. This isn't in the script!
Sorrel: *eating popcorn and holding bass guitar&*
Sunshine: RUN!!! *she runs into the windmill, barely avoiding the bombs. The helicopters break part of the windmill.*
Sorrel: Sunshine calm down! its a projecter!
*the helicopters bomb the windmill and part of the wall breaks, sunshine barely avoids it*
SUnshine: That is NOT a projector!!! Mayday, mayday! Abort video! HHHEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Archie: Can I have some popcorn?
*One of the helicopters crashes into the windmill, setting it on fire. Sunshine gets knocked over from the impact, her glasses fall off and break. The island starts to fall.*
Sunshine: *screaming at the top of her lungs* Mayday, mayday, this is not a drill! The island is falling, repeat, the island is falling!!! Matt, get out of here!!! I'll be fine!! Just go!!!!!!
Sorrel: *pins sunshine against the wall* settle down think about duncan and archie sure!
(Sunshine: Sorrie, Sunshine and Matt are on a floating island in the sky, everyone else is watching from below)
Sunshine: *gets thrown against the back of the windmill*
Sorrel: omh my gawd
*The windmill stops turning. The island tilts forwards and starts falling downwards. Sunshine gets thrown to the front of the windmill and she clings to the doorway.*
Sunshine: MAYDAY, MAYDAY!!! MATT, GET OUT NOW!!! JUMP OFF!!!! SOMEONE... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorrel: *screams* IM SCARED IM GONNA DIE!!!!
(Sunshine: Don't worry, only matt and Sunshine are on the island, Sorrie is watching)
Sorrel: OMG SUNSHINE IS GONNA DIES!
Sunshine: MATT, GET OFF NOW!!!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME!!! JUST GO!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorrel: *flies to the island and shoves matt off* no go sunshine!
Sunshine: I'll be fine!!! Get Matt to the ground safely! GO NOW!!!!
Sorrel: *rlands matt* come on sunshine!
Sunshine: Comi-- *suddenly the island jerks and Sunshine gets thrown backwards into the windmill, the door gets shut behind her. The island crashes to the ground in flames with the helicopters still following it. They drop one last giant bomb on the island, shattering what remains into pieces. Among the rubble is Sunshine's wand, snapped in half.*
Stephen: HOLY CRAP! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!
Sorrel: *stays in her place and starts to cry* i will *in thoughts* she can't be gone forever, im an angel i can heal here but i never broguht someone back to life oh god help her!
Stephen: *Tear falls out of eye* Sunshine..
Sorrel: i can't help her she will have to find herself oout... *screams and cries*
*Matt's up there with her still, we soon realise. The windmill falls to the ground and that's it. Sunshine and Matt are gone. All that's left is Sunshine's wand and Matt's radio helmet. Alteregos are done.*
Sorrel: (i rescued matt!) sunshine come out come out ill heal you!
(No, you think you rescued Matt. You actually rescued an identical dummy. You also can't heal them. They're dead and gone.)
Sorrel: (i can heal them too and the alteregos will continue^^)
(Matt, NOODLE DID NOT DIE IN EL Manana, sorry, but you theries are wrong)
Sorrel: (lets continue) So i should tape sunshine's wand together!
(Yeah, I knew Noodle did not die! I'm not stupid! Sunshine and I didn't really die either.)
Sorrel: (come on people lets get started oh wait Im supposed to go to Tenesse this week SEE YA LOL)
Tdifan1234:(so are the alteregos done or what?)
Ezekielguy: (Phase one is finished but there will be phase 2!)
Kenzen:(What is happening what what new characters phase 2 or same band new crew or what what is happening sunshine is dead greg quit WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT????????????? I ASK WHAT??????????)
Tdifan1234:(phase 2? cool)
(Zekey: Chill! Sunshine no dead! Matt no dead either! They went on vacation! Here's what's gonna happen: DELroy studios will close for a while! During that while, the band-members will take a break and go on vacation while Sunshine and Matt work on an album for The Alteregoz: Phase 2! then we will make a fabulous comeback and have a special reunion!)
(Kenzen:Then it will continue)
Vacation(Can we start these)[]
Zanes Vaca[]
Ok he is in utah with his best friend in a lodge Zane:Dude this is awesome
Aaron i know right
Zane:It is nice getting a break from alteregos
Aaron:I cant believe you work with them
- suddenly zeke pops up behind them*
Zeke:Hey guys
Zane:Ya i forgot to mention my bro is coming
Zeke:Do the alteregos eat bannanas
Zane:Yes and they sometimes wear underwear on there head
Zeke:*grabs his underwear and puts them on his head and shoves a bannana in his mouth*
(Ha, Matt's actually famous for going out on stage in his underwear, a police cap and super hero cape and eating bananas! (And tacos)
Joy's Vaca[]
Ok she is going to find the Gorillaz it is a bummer vaca when she never finds them or will she (ok she follows sunshine and matt and was on the same plane and never saw them or did she)
Joy:Japan here i come*hears a voice like sunshine screaming for matt*Ugg i need to get the guys off my mind
Ticket person before the plane entry you know the one the one that scans your ticket:Hi ticket
Joy:*rifles though bag and pulls out ticket*Here*hears sunshine again*
Ticket person:Thank you enjoy your flight
Joy:I will try*boards plane and she sees someone hugging a duncan zombie she rubs her eyes and they are gone*Freaky
*The sound of Matt's beautiful singing voice is heard singing 'El Manana' to himself.*
Joy:*hears*Get out of my head*everyone but a few people look at her*Sorry (kenzen:Thanks zekey for editing here)
Matt's Voice: Noodle, you have the prettiest hair!
Joy:(in head)I think i am going insane
Food girl:Would you like something to drink
Joy:ya umm strawberry milk
Food girl:o.O The Queen of flavored dairy drinks
Joy:Ya i love it
Food gril:*hands it to her*Here*moves down to matts row*
Matt: Mango Smoothie please! *Sees Joy* ...
Food girl:Here*hands him it*
Joy:Wonder what the movie is
Food girl:You young lady*points to sunshine*
Joy:I have to go to the bathroom*walks back and sees matt and sunshine while walking gets in bathroom goes and walks back*That wasn't nah
Food girl:Here you like a ravioli girl *hands plate of ravioli*on the house
Joy:Ravioli*turns around in seat but food girl is blocking her view*
Joy:*plane lands and she de boards*To baggage claim*sees Gorillaz*Gorillaz*runs and sees huge dude who is not russel sees girl who looks like Noddle but is not two guys who look like 2d and murdoc*Aw man
*The plane lights go out and a crashing sound is heard. Not a sound.*
Matt's voice: Ah, shoot! I have a feeling we're the only ones in here!
Joy:Who is that hello
Matt: Hey that sounds famliar! *Pause* Hey, is this Pauly? From Guitar class?
Joy:Who is that HELLO JOY HERE HELLO
Matt: JOY???!! *Looks happy to see her but then frowns* Why couldn't it be Pauly?
Joy:Hey your not dead yay*hugs them*Sunny Matty*sees the gorillaz*The gorillaz AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Kenzen:can we make it = = =Matt's, Sunshine's, and Joy's Vacation (merged of both) = = = Please)
(Zeke: Nah... The way h=that they are different and sort of sow together on their own is really funny!)
Russel: Is this girl some kind 'o...
*Matt's Cell-phone rings*
Matt: 'Ello?
Phone: Hello, Matt? This is Pauly from guitar class.
Matt: Pauly! You came BACK!
Joy:Russel you are awesome
(Kenzen:Will they merge in the end)
Joy:So sunshine nice to see you again
Sunshine: POTATOES!!!!!!!! *long pause* I mean, hi!!!
Sunshine and Matt's Vacation[]
Little do the Alteregos know, Sunshine and Matt are not only alive and well, but headed to a retreat in Japan!
Sunshine: *standing in the airport whining* Come ooooonnnnn Mmmmmaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noodle won't wait forever!!!
Matt: *Runs over* Hey, Sunshine! Sorry I'm late!
Sunshine: Come OOONNN!!!!! *starts dragging him around the airport* Noodle's taking us to Japan for two weeks to relax, then 2-D's meeting up with us and we get to see the Gorillaz perform in Tokyo. After that we're hanging at Kong Studios for a while, and then, well, we'll see how things go.
Matt: Hooray! *Pulls out some tacos* Here! I bought these over at the Taco Bell! I made yours ravioli!
Sunshine: NICE! *takes a huge bite then says with her mouth full* I SEE NOODLE!!!!
Noodle: Sunny!!!
Matt: Hi, I'm Matt, Sunshine's friend. I'm a huge fan. Can I try on you're helmet?
Noodle: *stares at Matt for a second and says something in Japanese to Sunshine*
Sunshine: *speaks Japanese back (o.O)*
Noodle: OH! *nods and gives Matt her helmet*
Sunshine: Next stop, JAPAN!!!! ...when the flight leaves in like half-an-hour.
Matt: *Blushes* どのように非常にきれいにしている！ (Translation: You look very nice, Noodle.)
Noodle: *grins* なぜか、ありがとう! 幾分かわいいあなた自身! (Translation: Why, thank you! You're rather cute yourself!)
Sunshine: Ah, great... *facepalm*
Matt: おやおや！本当に優しいんだから！ (Translation: Aw! You're so sweet!)
Sunshine: *puts face in hands, mutters to self* 私が愛らしい氏をなぜ連れて来たかか。! そこに楽しみの休暇行くヌードル、ちょうど私達との女の子… (Translation: Why did I bring mister adorable?! There goes the fun vacation with Noodle, just us girls...)
Noodle: ああ、静かがありなさい。(Translation: Oh, be quiet.)
Matt: ねえ、そうめん、あなたがヘルメットをしてくれたので、ここで私のジャケットです。それはあなたは好きな番号を、二十三それに乗った！ (Translation:Hey, Noodle, since you gave me you're helmet, here's my jacket. It's got you're favorite number, Twenty three on it!)
Noodle: ワウ、感謝!!! (Translation: Wow, thanks!!!)
Sunshine: Can we just go back to english?
Noodle: *shrugs* Sure. Hey, the plane's here!
Sunshine: YYYYAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: *Boards plane* I wrote a song for you, Noodle!Here!
Noodle: Aww!
Sunshine: Aaaag. Why didn't I invite Duncan? *sarcastically* Oh, right, it's 'cause he, along with most of the world, thinks I'M DEAD. *sighs and shakes head*
Matt: I bought gifts! *Pulls out the Duncan Zombie slave for Sunshine and roses for Noodle*
Noodle: Oh, you're too kind!
Sunshine: DUNC!!! *hugs Duncan zombie then sighs* It's so weird, knowing everyone on the planet thinks you're dead. I feel almost... empty. Like I really DID die...
*The plain lands in Japan where Matt, Sunshine and Noodle are greeted by the other three Gorillaz.*
2D: Ello, Mates!
Sunshine: Double D! Russie! Scary old dude! *punches Murdoc in the gut*
Noodle: ..."Scary Old Dude"...?
Matt: 2D, Murdoc, I like you're wardrobe.
Murdoc: Hey, Face-ache! This kid's awlright, eh?
2D: Yes, he's nice or sumfink!
Sunshine: *randomly hugs 2D* I like you! *turns to Murdoc* You, I don't like. *punches him in the nose then turns to Russel* And you, I also like! *attempts to hug and fails epically due to size difference LOL*
Noodle: GROUP HUG!
Matt: *Gets on Noodle's shoulders wearing her helmet and puts up a peace sign* (Yes, he's 10 and she's 18)
Sunshine: *joins group hug with everyone, while doing so "accidentally" kicks Murdoc in the shin*
Matt: Russ, you crazy big dude! You also have ncie wardrobe and I love what you do to the animals! You're idea of 'Pimp my Rhino' is very cool!
Sunshine: And you're so, like... tall. *flies up onto his head and sits there* Woah, I can see FOREVER!!!! I like you!!! ^^
Matt: Murdoc, you're a satanic jerk, 2D, you're hair is hard to draw and Noodle, you're hot.
Noodle: *giggles* You little flatterer!
Sunshine: *pats 2D's hair* OMG it's so soft!!! Like a teddy bear! (LOL) And Murdoc..... *dead silence* ...YOU DISTURB ME ON MANY LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks him in the face then hides behind Russel* Can't get me here!!! (Zeke you wanna play the other three while I play Noodle?)
(Sure)
Russel: *Makes a 'hot-rod hog" animal kwaker for Matt* Here you go, buddy!
Matt: OMG, Thanks Russ!
Sunshine: *bouncing up and down really hyperly* Can I have a giraffe one? Please? Please? *big puppy dog eyes* Pwease, Mister Russel??? (LOL)
Russ: *Makes a giraffe animal kwaker for Sunshine* Here you go, Sunny. Go get yourself something cold and throffy.
Sunshine: YAAAY! *rides off on giraffe thingy* TO THE POCKY SHOP!!!!!
Noodle: ...we've... created... a... monster...
Joy:*Walks behind them*
Noodle: *watches as Sunshine accidentally destroys a couple buildings* …なぜ…か。
Matt: Lemme guess... You can't translate that for us, can you, luv?
Noodle: I only said "why"... (Sunshine: Too lazy to add translation LOL)
Sunshine: Are the buildings supposed to fall over like that?
Noodle: *sighs* So, what should we do first? There's a lot of fun to be had here in the Land of the Rising Sun.
Sunshine: POCKY!!!!
Noodle: *sighs again*
Leslie's Vacation[]
N/A
Jake's Vacation[]
According to Matt, Jake will meet three legendary rappers and jam with them. But what about his guitar skills?
Jake: So, why am I here?
Posudnos: To meet us!
Dave: Hi!
Posudnos: We Are-
Dave: Des La Soul!
Des La Soul: Don't stop get it get it, until you're cheddar-heavy watch the way we navigate ha ha ha ha ha!
Jake: *singing In The End by Linkin Park* One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard I try, keep not in mind I designed this rhyme to explain two-time all I know! Time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings..... *keeps singing but I don't know the rest of the rap part*
(Oh my god. It's like a Feel Good Linkin' Park! XD!)
*2D of Gorillaz fame rises from the ground.*
2D: *Singing Feel Good Inc.* Windmill, Windmill for the land! Turn forever hand in hand! Take it all in on you're stride! It is sticking falling down!
Jake: *singing Faint, also by Linkin Park* I am a little bit a loneliness, a little bit a disregard, what I want you to want, what I want you to feel, but it's like no matter what I do I can't convince you....*keeps sining* (You know Linkin Park 2?)
Sorrie's Vacation![]
Sorrel and her sister Caramella are going to japan (oh yea she is totally unaware that sunshine and matt went to japan)
Sorrel: CARA!
Caramella: SORRIE!
Sorrel: i missed you so much but i have to go back soon you should come to one of our concerts!
Caramella: ya but i have a job
Sorrel: ok.... to japan
Caramella; tottally! but oh yea GRAMMY IS THERE!
Sorrel: mhm
caramella-*on the plane* i remeber the last time we went to japan *flashbacks of sorrel refusing to get off a panda*
Sorrel: yah lets not think about that
fan 1-you are sorrel?!?
Sorrel:uh yea
Fan 1-from the altergos is matt here, sunshine...stephen
Sorrel: let me do vacation in japan in PEICE i wanna see gram gram so shh!
Caramella: ya!
Sorrel: whatever
*lands in Tokyo japan*
Sorrel:YAH!
caramella: GRAM GRAM HERE WE COME
Sorrel: ok!
Caramella: ooh you almost fogotted your bass guitar
Sorrel:: thanks i should get a new black one with white skulls
Caramella: mhm
Stephen's Vacation[]
Unlike the rest of the band, Stephen went somewhere alone, and that somewhere is Jamaica, renting a apartment there. (IDK)
Stephen: I wonder why the band just broke apart... Beats me, I can just hang here in Jamaica, sleep all day, and black out at parties in the night.
Archie's Vacation[]
"Archie decided to go to Boston, Massachusetts and play third base for the Red Sox."
Archie: (Steps up to bat) I'm gonna hit a home run!
Announcer: Here's the pitch and Archie hits it to left field for a double!
Archie: (Slides into second base) I made it!
Archie's Cell Phone: RING!!!! Hey, It's Matt! Come back to DELroy! It's the grand reopening and we're playing 'The Floating Banana' three-night concert on the studio roof! Bye! *Beep*
Archie: (Calls Matt) I'll be there in a minute as soon as I make it home!
Batter: (Hits ball against the wall) Go Archie!
Archie: (Runs and tags home but keeps running all the way to the studio)
DELroy Studios Grand Opening! The Floating Banana![]
The band is contacted and told to return to DELroy, as the band is getting back together! This is an event so huge, They decided to name it, 'The Floating Banana'! They will be performing on top of the roof and have new looks/makeovers.
The Floating Banana Concert! Live from the DELroy studios roof!
Strange Dyl: *arrives in a car* Is this the right place?
Matt: Sure is, Dyl! We need you're help! You can play the accordian!
strange Dyl: I can play the accordian? *shrugs* If you say so!
Matt: Good! So who were you working for? Freakz on de street?
Strange Dyl: No, actually. I provided music for MTV's show "Trick out my sweatervest!" What have you been up to?
Matt: Eh... What some people would consider faking my own death? (If you don't know what I'm talking about, read the section before 'Vacations')
Strange Dyl: Sounds fun! *breaks into hardcore accordian solo*
Matt: Uh... Can you go contact Archie?
Strange Dyl: *keeps rocking out*
Archie: I'm here!
Matt: ARCH! Great to see you! Look who's back! *Points to Dyl who is dorkilly playing the accordian* Er...
Nalyd: *sings* OHHH! Triangle half way there! WHOA WHOA! Trying to draw a square!
Matt: I... Um.... Got a surgery and replaced my tounge with Jean Simmon's Tounge.... mine's a little longer, though.... *Sticks out his tounge two miles.*
Archie: Okay.
Sunshine: WHOOHOOO!!!!! It's good to be ALIVE!!!! Well, you know, I guess I was always alive, but having people KNOW I'm alive is nice. Though actually, faking my death was kind of fun too. Can we do it again??? (LOL)
Hailey: Wow, That's a long tongue...
Tracy: (Arrives.) IT'S TRACY!!
Jake: *jumps out of plane* WOOOO HOOOO! Great to be back!
Hailey: Tracy! *runs up to Tracy and hugs her*
Sorrel:j*flies in* hey guys check out the new bass guitar *its black with gold swirls LOL* alright wats up Hailey and Tracy
Matt: Cool! We got new looks, and personalities!
Strange Dyl: *personality and looks are still the same, frowns*
Matt: Dyl, the crowd wants us to perform a comedy routine to warm them up! Uh, being cartoon characters, We will show up in front of the "Magic Box" and "Magically" be turned into er.... puppets....
Sunshine: You know what? I've looked exactly the same for like a kajillion years and I'm tired of it!!! *suddenly whips out a knife and chops off her ponytail* WHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *long pause* Wow, why'd I do that? Now my hair's all, like, short...
Strange Dyl: *in slow motion* MIDGIT!
Sunshine: *punches Strange Dyl in the gut* I NO BE A MIDGIT!!!!!
Strange Dyl: *collapses, in slower motion but high picth* My bad!
Archie: That must've hurt!
Matt: Anyway, Archie I don't think Dyl is here. Let's you and me perform.
Archie: Sure! (Grabs guitar)
Jake: I'm here! I got guitar dude. I do play rythym, so I think should get a chance to prove I'm worthy to play lead for once.
Archie: We already have a lead guitarist, Hailey and she is amazing!
Jake: I know! I play rhythym guitar. There's a slight difference.
Sunshine: *looking at new short haircut in mirror* Wow, I look really different... anyway, Noodle gave me some singing lessons, so I don't sound like a dying animal when I sing now!!! And I can dance! *flails arms a little* ...okay, so I can't dance... but I can sing!
Sorrel: i got a new look no curly hair (look at pic on my userpage XD) and Bass Guitarist is tooken *lifts up her balck/gold bass buitar* OH YES LOL and whats up with the bannana
(Ezekielguy: Why do you say you're crazy and random, and whenever someone else does something random, you say "Uh... Ok.."?)
(sorrel: got a problem with that.... some days i feel calm! )
Matt: Oh, Slippery Pigs, Sorrel!
Sorrel: *ignores Matt and goes after the bannana* come here banana say what matt?
Banana: *Clonks Sorrel on the head with a bagel*
sorrel:attacks banna*
Sunshine: *does the Duncan*
Sorrel: *glares at sunshine and matt and contiues to attack the banna and gets it, puts it in the blender* milkshake time!
(conf.)Sorrel: im actually in a secret room but i cant believe that sunshine and matt could lie to the band pretending that they were dead!!!!!!
Zak: I have prepared two new CD names! "Octopus Flambe" and "Play a Card Game!"
Sorrel: OCtopus? it should be Squid Flambe LOL
Zak:Doesn't have the same ring.
Sorrel: *glares at Zak* so *distracted by floating banna*
Zak:It's going to be called Octopus Flambe and that's that.
Sorrel: *swings her head back and growls* I get it
(conf.)Sorrel: again im in a seceret room... Im just mad that my BFF would lie to the whole band
Sunshine: OOOH! FLAMBE??? YOU MEAN LIKE THAT UPSIDE-DOWN FLAMER THINGY??? *grabs flambe syrup and lighter and grins evilly* COME ON SORRIE HELP ME LIGHT SOMETHING ON FIRE WITH THIS STUFF!!!! WHY AM I SHOUTING???
Sorrel: *mumbels* i don't know *takes a lighter and grins* FLAMBE!!!!!!!!!!! *lits it*
Sunshine: *catches on fire* Oh, hey, I'm on fire. *stands there for a couple minutes, then starts running around screaming*
Sorrel: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets a pail of water and trips over a blender with the bannana in it*
(CONF.) Zeke: Why is Sorrel always saying Sunshine's HER best friend? She's MY best friend! We play games together, Tease Nalyd together, And eat Pocky together!
Sorrel: *dumping anything thats liqued on sunshine and sees matt and glares at him and goes back helping sunshine*
(CONF.) Matt: Sunshine does NOT seem to they are BFFLs or whatever! She just says that all the time and it makes the rest of us feel bad. She's our friend too.
Sorrel: much better but the scent of smoke makes me wnna burn stuff
Matt: *Says something about "Too much abreviations")
Sorrel: *i meant to write wanna i forgoted the A der! to me*
Zak:(CONF.)I've taken a stab at songwriting. Here's the chorus to my first song, "Samantha the Sea Centipede:" Samantha! Samantha! Samantha the Sea Centipede! (Guitar riff) Samantha! Samantha! What you want is not what you need! (Guitar riff) What you want is not what you need! (repeat)
(conf.)Sorrel: i learned a valueable lesson, dont be mad at a friend.... Sunshien and I are friends again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(CONF.) Pig: .... Oink.
(CONF.) Matt: .... Oink.
Sorrel: *playing around with her guitar and thinks of a song* (shes calm now) it should be called someone to love....
Rosaline: *Magically appears*
Sorrel: hey dats my entry
(Conf,) Sunshine: *stares at hair in mirror* I have no idea why I cut off half my hair... wait, since when do we have a confessional?
(conf.)Sorrel: people who steal my entry is *slides index finger through neck*
Jake: Hey Matt, can I take a beak from the band for a while? I need a break from all the fame. (I'm gonna replace him with my other alterego, Jack, who, if you say so, can sing some songs, play rhythym guitar, and do turntables/beatbox.
- sudden explosion*Zane:*steps out off his body in a ghost form*Dudes anyone can anyone hear me(Kenzen:he is in a coma he will came out of it later i just am taking a break in this way)
Joy:Rushes in the pyro room*Zane you ok zane Guys help
- skinny dude in a denim jacket, camo pants, black sleeveless Transformers shirt and fire red hair jumps down from a platform*
Jack: Hey guys! I talked to Matt, and now I'll be playing rhythym guitar, singing some songs, beatboxing, and doing turntables!
Megan Fox: Hi! I'm doing some vocals for the shot tonight!
Matt: *Drools* Uh... Uh.... OK.
Sorrel: geez Jack thats a lot, and matt are you ok?????
Jack: Hi....Megan Fox......Hey Matt, don't you already have a girlfriend? Hailey?
Sorrel: *circles Megan* who are you??? and matt goes balistic with girls Jack, DUH!
Matt: Megan Fox is an actor. She will be harmonizing with Sunshine, Hallie, Tracy, Sorrel and I for the song 'All alone' with some help from Jack and Des Las Soul and Stephen who will harmonize with me.
Sunshine: *sings* Da na na na na na all alone all alone! *pause* ...I forget the rest. (LOL)
Matt: You sing the "Close you're eyes and see" part.
Sunshine: Ohh... *goes to look up lyrics*
Matt: *Puts arm over Megan's shoulder* Soooo, How about some tacos later?
Megan: Sure! Why not? You seem super cute! Tommorow morning in the DELroy diner!
Matt: It's a date, darling!
Joy:I will be at the hospital guys*ambulance dirves off*
Matt: Oh hey! Whaddya know? Concert Time, dudes! *Dashes on to the stage. Fan girls scream and one girl faints and is taken away by a stretcher.* Hey, ENGLAND!
Crowd: Hey!
Matt: Listen up! Say Way-Ohhhh!
Crowd: Way-Ohhhh!
Matt: Way-Ohhh!
Crowd: Way-Ohh!
Matt: Ladies and gentleman! Mrs. Sunshine Paste! *Raises guitar in air*
Sunshine: *bursts out of smoke cloud, does a somersault in the air, and lands on one of the speakers* ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: *has a skateboard, huge ramp comes from the ceiling* Don't try this at home, luvs! *jumps the crowd*
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan Girls: WE LOVE YOU!!!!!
Matt: *Does a stage dive towards the fans*
Fan Girl: *Grabs strand of his hairand adds it to scrap book*
Matt: *Rubs head* Ouch...
Sunshine: *grabs mic* Who's ready to hear some ALTEREGOOOOOOSSSSSSS?????
Crowd: WE ARE!!!!!
Fan Boys: *Faint at the sight of Sunshine*
Fan girls: *Squeal*
Sunshine: ALL RIGHT! MATT, WHAT WILL WE BE PERFORMING FIRST???
Crowd: Play Dare! Play Dare! Play DARE!
Matt: It's coming up! It's coming up! It's coming up! It's coming up! It's coming up! It's coming up! It's DARE! Oh!
Sunshine: *grabs mike and starts singing* You've got to press it on you! You've just been thinking! That's what you do baby! Hold it down DARE!
Matt: *Backup Vocals* It's Dare! It's Dare! Ooh! Ooh-ooh! You've got to pres it on yooou! You've just to think it! That's what you *Points to Sunshine* do, Baby!
Sunshine: Jump with the moon and move it! Jump back and forth! It feels like yooou would leeet yourseelf work iiit ooouuutt... HIT IT MATT!
Matt: Never did no harm, never did no harm! It's DARE! It's coming up It's coming up! It's coming up! It's DARE! *Repeat*
Sunshine: *they keep repeating until the song ends (I'm lazy :P)*
Matt: *Winks at Fan Girl*
Fan Girl: *Shrieks and is taken away by an ambulance*
Matt: Whoopsy Dazy!
Fan Girl's Parents: Why you little! You and you're band will see me in court.
Matt: Oh no! We're being sued!
Sunshine: ...if I give you my sister's famous Extreme Ravioli, will you not sue us? It's got three kinds of cheese, handmade sauce, and a spice to die for...
Fan Girl's Dad: Nope! You're going to court with us so we can find out why this boy is so darn hot!
Fan Girls Mom: *Gasp*
Matt:O.0
Sorrel: wait.... i can heal your daughter! and if i do ou will not sue us but if you do ill sue youback... me be serious sorrel
Doctor: *Rushes in* I've only seen this one other time. It's the only disease that can only be cured by lawsuit. The trial must happen or you're daughter may not be cured. That boy was too hot.
Matt: O.0
Sunshine: I'll go get a lawyer... *grabs phone book* Let's see... labratories... large rubber mallets... here we are! Lawyers!
Sorrel: nice going matt....
Jack: Dudes, please just chill! You're suing us for having Matt wink at a girl, and yet I JUMPED OVER YOUR HEADS ON A SKATEBOARD! This is a little wack.
Jake: *watching them on MTV* This is why I left....
Sorrel: *disspaears than walks in a lawyer suit* ill be the altergoes lawyer
At Court[]
Judge: We're here to begin a trial about a young hot boy who winked at a girl during a concert, causing her to faint.
Matt: I call Sunshine Pasti to the stand!
Sunshine: *skips up to the stand*
Judge: What can you tell us about Matt? List a couple good qualities and bad qualities and then take questions from the jury.
Sunshine: Well, good qualities... he's a great artist and singer and friend!!! Bad qualities... um... whenever he drives the jeep he tends to crash, I guess... OKAY! QUESTIONS!!!!!
Random Jury Member: Uh, Do you like ice cream?
Matt: Uh, Next question please! (XD)
Sunshine: Yes, yes I do. NEXT!!!
Pig: (Dressed as little old lady) Oink, Oink, Oink Oink?
Matt: Oh, he has such a way with words!
Sunshine: *eyes water, a tear rolls down her cheek* Oh, i-it's so TRUE!!!! I'm sorry, I-I'm okay... next question...!
Matt: Er... Ah... I call Strange Dyl to the stand!
Strange Dyl: Wait, what's going on? (Really what happened? o.O)
Matt: *Cocks head stupidly* You know...eh...I'm not really sure... But it's BAD!
(The band was sued because Matt winked at a girl at some concert, causing her to pass out. So You were called to the stand.)
Judge: Tell us about Mr. Tollin.
Strange Dyl: Where do I start? He tortured me all through first grade, humiliated me on a daily basis, followed me back in time to the sixties, and worst of all... he made me listen to music I don't like!!!! (Bum bum bum!!!!!!)
Pig: *Dressed up as Weird Al Yankovich* Oink Oink Oink?
Zane*Arm in cast* i hate comas Objection
Judge: And you're opinion, Mr. Lizowski?
Mr. Lizoski (zane)( duh):Matt is nice sometimes creepy but in a funny way (and i bet the girl who fainted is courtneys little sister that family just loves sueing) and well We say we are innocent INNOCENT I SAY INNOCENT
Jack: Objection! Not to Zane, though, he's right.
Zane:To what
Sorrel: *brust through doors* did i miss anything! Oh Matt is very innocent, its not his fault for making a girl faint and he is a great singer and a very nice person, i swear if you guys put him in jail ill sneak him out and ill sue you guys for sending him to jail and ummm no acorn cookies for you XP or I would suck yo blood! XD and He made the band successful too!! Without him we would not have been succesful!
Judge: Case closed!
Fan Girl's parents: WHAT??!!
Judge: What? Now we're gonna get cookies! Plus, that boy was mega hot!
Matt: O.0
Zane:We win we win we win (whats next can we do something lik The alteregos go to hollywood or the alteregos go to mississipi or the altereogs go toravioli land))
(We're going to Hollywood now to meet the actors who play us in the movie!)
Hollywood![]
Sunshine: I wonder how they got those big letters up on that hill? o.O
Hollywood Producer: Matt! Booby! *Squeezes his cheeks*
Matt: Ow! Hey, Lester! Guys, this is the producer of The Alteregos^^ movie, Lester.
Zane:Odd place hey sunny matt lets go up to the moutain and see how big the letters are
Joy:*at home*why did i not go to hollywood *her mom*Summer school awaits if you dont get your grades up*joy* Ya that is why
Sunshine: YEAH!!!!! *runs up the mountain, looks at letters* OMG!!!!! *runs back down to the others, holds arms out* THEY WERE LIKE THIS BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noodle: Sunshine! *Rushes over to hug her*
2D: *Walks over to Matt* 'Ello, mate.
Sunshine: NOODLE!!!! *hugs her* Have you seen those giant letters up there? *holds out arms again* THEY'RE LIKE THIS BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zane:Ya i guess no actor for me oh i know i will play myself nah
Nick Jonas: *Dressed in Zane costume* Hey! You look like me!
Zane:True dat i am not the exact gangsta but i like being random so can i be my stunt double
Matt and 2D: *At the same time* I feel like shrimp for dinner! I... *Stare at each other.* Uh...
Nick and Zane:*At the same time*I am going to go play my druams and have a chesseburger and maybe write a song...*stare at a cheese burger*Cool
Sorrel: eww nick jonas im gonna kill you and your brothers!
Matt: Yeah, Nick! Zane's not gay like you are!
Sorrel: ya... I already have myself as an actor but who cares, i can tag along and Zekey, how did we win that lawsuit?
Zane:Who nows oh and i fire nick
Nick why
Zane:Go have a date with the backstreetboys
Nick:K
Zane i will now hire ummm dang i will think just not a Jonas better known as a Loser (Lol)
Zane:I say Justin Kelly or Graham Phillip or Lucas Cruikshank or Nathan Kress pick sunshine and matt
Sorrel: ok....
Zane:Who do you think sorrel
Stephen: Who, what happened. Im gone for... who knows how long and Matt gets sued? *Shrugs*
Zane:At least we won who is playing you stephen
Sorrel: *sees nick and takes out torch* im gonna kill you *in head, if i did then i would be sued* nm
Matt: Kellan Lutz refuse to get a red fohawk, so we hired Rob Patterson.
Sorrel: where is he *sees rob patterson* IM GONNA wait what was i gonna do again?? oh yea *takes out torch again*
Zane:Well i hired Nathan Kress to play me
Nathan:Hey
Jack: Who should play me.............
Zane:Justin Kelly or Graham Phillips
Sorrel: good! umm who should play meh???
Zane:Maybe Debbie Ryan
Sorrel: umm how about someone else
Zane:Ashley Tisdale has simaler hair Kay Panebaker umm i know Izzy herself yes izzy her self haha haha haha (goes insane) woohieeeee (is uninsane )all better
Sorrel: no disney stars or ill kill em!
Archie: Who doesn't love Disney Stars?
Zane:what about Jen from Survive this or Miranda cosgrove or Jennette Mcurdy
Zane:Well i am gonna eat my steak *pulls out juicy yummy steak* Yum*giant white lion appears behind him*Ok *lion growls he turns around*Hey isnt this sposed to be in las vegas doing a show
Nick:This is what you get for firing me
Zane:Aw crap*starts running*
Sorrel: i dont eat steak..
Matt: Sorrel, Jenna Fisher is playing you.
Jenna: Hey...
Sorrel: uh thanks matt.... HI JENNA *squeals* wait why am i squeling??
Stephen: Hmm... I made a new album cover for maybe some upcoming album, who wants to see?
Zane:*picks up naick jonas and throws him at lion* Ok i fire nathan kresss and hire my final hire jerry trainor
Jerry:Hi Guys
Nathan:I will have revenge
Stephen: Anyone...?
Zane:Sure dude (Offline)
Sorrel: ok zane MAKE UP YOUR MIND *shakes him* and the album sure
(Sorrel: is this still continuing??? uh hello????)
Matt: The movie's DONE! Here's the cover!
Here! (I apoligize for it being called "Kellan Lutz", my dad screwed up when scanning it. From now on, me scan on my own.
Sorrel: um who are the 2 on the front
Stephen: If I recall so. 2-D Pot and Kellan Luts... whoever he is. Some movie dude. But anyway's, if we don't play gig in the next week, i'm resigning from the band. And going to go make my own.
Stephen: UGH! Im writing a new song. Too bored to stand here all day. I already have my new band planned ALL out! -Goes into the local hollywood recording studo-
Stephen: Hmm, what should I sing... (Thinks for a moment) Ahh yes! Wait... no... -takes out a sheet of paper and begins to write down ideas-
Sorrel: *appears in the middle of hollywood*i feel like im lost!
Zane:Joy left the band guys
Nalyd: *enters* I finally found you guys!
John: *comes backto life after 4 months due to Matt's singing* Hello guys, I'm back...
Jack: Billie Joe Armstrong's playing me!
Zane:I think we all split up :(
Stephen: Well, this band is dead, I think. That sucks. >:\
James:*jumps in with Superhero cape*Not on my watch!
Kenzen:Zane quit and i am his agent, so What happened here
James:I can tell what is happening. My freaking hair that's what's happening!
Stephen: Shut up, whoever you are. You were stillborn! Anyways, this band is falling apart, we must revive it!
James:I'm the new bass guitarist cause Sorrel left, and I'm a SUPER HERO!*pants drop to ankles*
Stephen: Perry The Platypus underwear? *facepalm*
James:*pulls up pants I could've sworn I got rid of those...
Kenzen:Two Camels in a tiny freaking car. I am an Agent and a Bus Driver.
Stephen: Okay, enough with the =3 references. -_-
James:So, what should we do, I kinda wanna relax...
Kenzen:Make equals four refrences
James: Let's just try and get the band back together, or recreate the Alteregos with new band members?